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chuanjinyipianxiaotianwenhou,wofaxianwojingranshigefanpaizaizai。

woshinanzhulingyangdexiaohai,quecongshizhizhongzhiliyujinannvzhutiandu。

nvzhulingzhewoshangleyidangdaiwazongyi,xiangkaobailanbaohuo。

woquehangchihangchikaishineijuan。

liudianqichuangjinvzhuzuoyingyangzaocan,qidianjinxingchenjianduanlian,badiankaishizuozuoye,shiyidianweinvzhuzuofengshengwucan,shierdiankankewaishu,shiqidianzuojianfeiwancan,wanshanghaiyaozaishangsanxiaoshiyingyukouyuke。

danmubei「gaozhiliangrenleiyouzaitujian」「nuliyangmamadexiaobazongyimeia」「mengzhongqingzai」dengshuaping,wanquanmeinvzhushenmeshi。

wohedewuzhuzuiba,aiya,kanlaiwozheifanpaiyaoyijingdaodile。

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wobanlegexiaobandengdaoxishoutaiqian,roulerouxingzhongdeshuiyanzhanleshangqu。

suiranwocaichuanguolaisantian,dansihuyijingshiyinglezheixiaoshouxiaojiaodeshenghuo。

woyongpangdududeshoujileyagaohouhangchihangchishualeqilai,shuawanhouyoubaozheshuodadebeizishukou。

guanzhongdoubeiwomengfantianle,butingdiyong「haokeai」shuaping。

「zheishisheijiadewa?」yourenwen,yikanjiushimeikanguoyugaode。

henkuaiyourenhuida:「zheishizhangxinxindejizi!」

「jizi,guaibudebuxiangzhangxinxinneizhangshejingliana。」

「zheiwawacaiwusuijingranjiurangtazijichulaixilianshuayalema?zhangxinxinrenni?」

jingtouhenshishiwudijianghuamiandiaodaolezhangxinxindefangjian,tazhengsiyabachashuidehenshu。

「zaizidouqichuangxilianshuayale,tajingranhaizaishui,wofule。」

「tabuhuishiyaolibailanrensheba,xianzaibuliuxingzheitaoleawei!」

wobuzhidaodanmuzaishuoxieshenme,jiangxishoutaiqingliganjinghouwoxiaoxinyiyidipaxialai,banzhexiaodengziyouqulechufang。

zheishiyidangquanchengzhibodedaiwazongyi。

jiemuzusuiranhuitigongshicai,dandouxuyaozijidongshou。

zhiwangnvzhushibuxingle,haishiwozijilaiba,bijingqianshiwodujuleshiniandoushiwozijizuofande。

wojiangbandengfanghao,huanghuangyouyouzhanleshangqu。

danmubeiwodejudongzhafanle。

「tianni,tashiyaozijizuozaofanma?neimexiaodehaizi?」

「haomenga,haomeng!tataomileei。」

「tayaozhuzhouleei,zheishishenmerenleigaozhiliangyouzaia?wusuidewohaizaimamahuailihenaini!」

banxiaoshihou,woduanzhezhuhaodezhouxiaoxinyiyidihuilefangjian。

jiangzhoufangzaichuangtoujushanghouwopashangchuangqingqingdiyaoleyaozhangxinxin:「mama,chifanfanle。」

weilebubaoluwozheijushentilishigedarendelinghun,wozhinengyongxiaohaiguanyongdediezilaiyanshi,suoyinaihuhude。