第1章 白日做梦(2696字)

“wangyuxuan,woaini,woyuanyiyongwodeyishengqushouhuni……”

baipozhu,zhanzaijiangnanwudaodaxuedecaochangshang,shoulinazheqiuailiwu,duixiaohuawangyuxuanshiai。

“duibuqi,nishigehaoren,danwomenbuheshi!”

wangyuxuandangzhewushutongxuedemian,jujuebaipozhudebiaobai,danquemeiyoujujuebaipozhusongshanglaideliwu《jiuxingbatijue》miji。

jiuxingbatijueweizongshirenxiaoyaosuochuang,dubushijie,nenggouxishouduishougonglihuaweijiyongdeshengong,dingjiandegongfa,jiulianwushuzongshijiqiangzhedouyanchandewuxuemiji。

baipozhuweiqubabadishuo:“keshiyuxuannvshen,zanmenyouhunyuezaishen……”

yitiqihunyueerzi,wangyuxuanhunshendoubushufu。

“nizheishinahunyueweixiewo?niyouzhongjiutuihuna,laoniangcaibuxihanzheihunyue。”

baipozhuzuoweijiangnanmingmenshijia,guwuzongdeshaozongzhu,zaiyicibeixiaohuawangyuxuanjujue。

erqiezheiyici,haishidangzhequanxiaoxueyuanmian,zuzubeimaxiaohuamaleshifenzhong,madetiwuwanfu,chedizuoweitiangoudiujinlelian。

yilunsheng,feifeiyangyang……

huranjiuzaizheiyike,baipozhuzhenggerenlengzhu,rutongyizundiaosu。

这是哪里?

kanzhemianqianyigegewudaoxueyuandeyilunfenfen,baipozhuyanshenhuranshanguoyidaoguangmang。

sanmiaohou,tadeyanshenjiuhaoxianghuanleyigeren。

shangyimiaotahaizaijialiwan《wudaoweizun》deyouxi。

huranchuangwaiyidaoshandianjiupitougailiandejizhongleta。

xiayimiao,tajiufaxianzijijingranchuanyuedaolezheigeyouxilideshijie。

caodandeshi,beijinggushili,tabushizhujiao,ershibeizhujiaoenzaidishangmocadefanpai,zhujiaoyibubuzoushangdianfengdedianjiaoshi。

ermianqiandewangyuxuan,jiushibeijinggushilidenvzhujiao,tahenanzhulinxiukaozhecanshibaijiadeziyuanfayuqiangda。

jiuyinweibaipozhushiwangyuxuandezhongshitiangou,buduanbajiazuxiulianziyuansongjiwangyuxuan,erwangyuxuanyouzhuantoujilenanzhujiaolinxiu。

zuizhongnannvzhujiaoyibubuqiangda,zuihoubajiangnandiyiguwuzongmenqudai,babaijiacaizaijiaoxia。

jiuyinweibaipozhubushuangzheigeyouxibeijingshedingcaiwandezheikuanyouxi,fengkuangkejin,shitugaibianfanpaijieju。

【ding!huanyinglaidaowudaoweizunshijie!】

【ding!wudaofanpaixitongyusuzhuyiwanchengbangding!】

【dangsuzhudapoyouxibeijingshedingshi,jianghuihuodeyidingdexitongjiangli!】

baipozhuhuiguoshenlai,kanxiangwangyuxuan,huranyanshenbiandejieranbutong,yuqianyikepanruoliangren,takaikoushuodao。

“tuihunshiba,xing,mashangjiutui!”

【ding!shoucidapoyouxibeijingsheding,qiyunzhi+2!】

“nishuoshenme!”wangyuxuanyijing!

“nierlongma?woshuowotongyituihun!”baipozhudashengzhongfuyibian。

cike,zhouweiweiguanderen,dougenzheyiqizhenjingle。

baipozhujuranhuiyongzheizhongtaiduduiwangyuxuanshuohua?!!

“hao,baipozhu,zheikeshinishuode,buxufanhui。”

“laoziyaoshifanhui,jiusiwuquanshi,zheixiaxingleba!”baipozhudangzhesuoyourendemian,faxiadushi。

tashizheigeyouxidewanjia,dangranzhidaowudaoweizunshijielihaiyoufeichangzhiduoderenjianyouwu,bimianqianzheigewangyuxuanqiangleshiwanbaqianli,tacaibuyuanyidiaosizaiwangyuxuanzheiyikeshushang。

wangyuxuanyiliandeyaneduibaipozhushuodao:“nizheizhongzhihuizhangzhejiazushiliweihuzuochangdefeiwu,genbenpeibushangwowangyuxuan”。

baipozhubujinlengxiao:“wopei,wangyuxuan,nisuannagencong,laozishiguwuzongshaoye,nini?”

“jiangnanwangjiabuguoshiyigezhangzhewotongjiadeshilixinjueqixiaojiazubale。”

“你哪来的B脸?”

“ni,wangyuxuan,jibenshaoyetixiedezigedoumeiyou!”

全场惊呆了。

“baipozhuni!”wangyuxuanshuangquanjinwo,beichaofengdeshayebushi。

huranjiuzaizheigeshihou,yigenanshengyingzitingba,tatuikairenqunzoulechulai,kaikoushuodao:“baipozhuqifuyigenvsheng,nijuedeyouyisima?”

“linxiugege,nilaile!”bansuizhelinxiudedengchang,wangyuxuanjiugenyigebeiqifudexiaonvhaiyiyang,laidaolinxiudeshenbian,lazhulinxiudeshou,kaikoushuodao:“linxiugege,zheigebaipozhushizaitaiguofenle……”

【ding!zhuxianrenwuchuxian,shifoujieshou?】

“接受!”

【zhuxianrenwu:shasiqiyunzhizi,linxiu!】

(zhu:dangqiyunzhizishenshangsuoxiedaideqiyunbuzuershidianshi,keyijisha!)

(keyilveduoqiyunzhizishenshangsuoxiedaideqiyun,jiangdiqiyunzhizideqiyunzhi。)

(jinuqiyunzhizi,kelveduo100qiyunzhi……)

tajiushiwudaoweizunshijiedezhujiao,qiyunzhizi,linxiu。weilaidechaojiwushen!

linxiujianmeixingmu,zouchulai,chenshengshuodao:“niqifuyuxuanzheimeyigenvhaizi,bujuedekechima?”

mingmingshiwangyuxuanxianchuyanbuxun,baipozhujiyufanji,tianjingdiyideshiqing,quebeilinxiuzouchulaiyijuhuashuochenglezijidebudui。

baipozhuyelandegentabaicheneimeduo,zhijieshuohuajinuta,dao:“linxiu,nisuangeshenmedongxi,niyepeizailaozimianqianpingtoulunzu?”

“ni!nijisheichonglaozi!”

linxiulianseyichen,dunshishuangquanjinwo,baofachutaliujiwuzhedeshili。

linxiuchushengpinmin,danquetianfujihao,shiwudaoxueyuanzheiyijiexueyuanzhongdejiaojiaozhe。

xiangbizhixia,baipozhuzheigechushenmingmenwangzudeshaozongzhu,quejinjinzhishiyigeerjiwuzhe,chajuyixiazijiuchulaile。

yenanguaiwangyuxuankanbushangta,ershixihuanlinxiuzheizhongziqiangbuxidetiancai。

suoyoudegushinvzhujiaodouyigeniaoyang,xihuanchushenghanweidenanzhu,ranhoubulibuqi,peizhenanzhuyiqiqiangda,nenggandonglaobiziren。

“suanlelinxiugege,zanmenbugenzheizhongrenjijiao,fanzhengtayijingdayingtuihunle,zanmenzou!”

wangyuxuanbalinxiulanlexialai,kaikoushuodao。

“manzhe!”baipozhujiaodao。

“baipozhu,nihaixiangzuoshenme!”wangyuxuanmeimouhannu。

“jiuxingbatijue,haijiwo!”doutuihunle,songchuqudeliwu,zirandeyaohuilai,bianyigoudoububianyitamenliangge!

gongfamijifaqidanyaofenweitian、di、xuan、huangsijie,tianjiweizunjiazhibuxiashangyi,zheizhongjibiedemijizuyikaizonglipaiweiyayifangdecunzai。

tingdaozheijuhua,linxiuzaiyewenbuzhuqile,tazhanlechulai,kaikoushuodao:“zheishinixinganqingyuansongjiyuxuande,nihaoyisiyaohuilaima?”

xiageyuejiushibiyekaohele,linxiuzhengxiangjiezhezheibenjiuxingbatijuemiji,duodezheiyijiekaohedasaidediyiming。

“jiushi,baipozhu,niyaobuyaodianlian,zheishinixinganqingyuanqiuzhewoshouxialaide,wokemeiyouqiangqiuni,ernixianzaijuranhaiyoulianzaiyaohuiqu!”wangyuxuanyeshinuqichongchongdishuodao。

baipozhushuangshouchadou:“niganbajiuxingbatijuedaizou,wobaozheng,mingtianyidingjiaonimenwangjia,jiaporenwang!”

jiaporenwang,sigezi,kengqiangyouli!

“ni,nigan!”beidangzhong**luodiweixie,wangyuxuanxiangyaoqiasibaipozhudexindouyoule,mingmingshibaipozhuziyuansongchuqudedongxi,juranhaihouzhelianyaohuilai。

简直不可理喻!

“youshenmebugande,nimenwangjia,chengsiyejiuyigebajixiaozongshizuozhen,mieleyigewangjia,qingsongjiayukuai!”baipozhusongsongjian,qingsongziruodishuodao。

wangyuxuanniezhebatijuemiji,yaoyaqiechi:“wocongweiguoyouruci,houyan**zhiren!”

peng!wangyuxuanyinuzhixia,bajiuxingbatijuemijirengzaidishang。

“jianqilai!”baipozhumeitouyizhou,dunshihechiyisheng。

“baipozhu,nibieqirentaishenle,dongxiyijinghaijinile,nihaiyaotajianqilai,nijiangbujiangdaoli?”linxiuyijingkanbuxiaqule,zhengyilinrandishuo。

“laozijiuqirentaishenzenmele,dongxishiwode,wosongjitashiqingyi,wobujitashidaoli!laozidedongxijiushiweigoule,yebuguannipishi。”baipozhukebuhuijilinxiurenhemianzi。

“xingxingxing,wojitajianqilai,linxiugege,zanmenbiegenzheizhongbujiangdaoliderendajiaodao,wojuedeexin。”wangyuxuanyiliandeyane,erhuabushuo,jianqidishangdegongfamiji,jiusaijilebaipozhu。

“xianzaihaijini,zongkeyileba?”wangyuxuanyaoyaqiechi,dengzhebaipozhu。

“nikeyigunle!”baipozhubaibaishou。

linxiuyankanzheyijingdaoshoudejiuxingbatijuedezhuanyanjiumeile,xinzhongfennuzhiji,kaikoufangchulizhimingyan:

“sanshinianhedong,sanshinianhexi,moqishaonianqiong!”

“haixianghuosanshinian?bairizuomeng!”baipozhupeileyisheng。