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woxiangwomayishibanhuihaijieshoubulezheigeshishi。
taxuyaoshijianzijilengjingsikao。
xianglexiang,wobianqulefujindeshangchang,dasuanjiwomamaiyixieliwu。
doushuomeishizhiyuren,yushiwoxuanlehaojiyangwomaxihuandanshipingshiyoushebudechidedongxi。
jingguojutaishi,youjitamailetaohufupin,xuangouleyitaoqunzi。
womazhangdesuiranbingbujingyan,danqueyidianyebuchou。
nianqingshiyeshidameirenyige。
zaiwokanlai,tayuanbiwobawaimiandeneigenvrenhaokanduole。
zhishizheixienianlai,tayizhiweiwomenzheigejiacaolao,meiyoushijiandalihezhuangbanziji。
huidaojiadeshihou,womadeqingxusihuyijingwendinglexialai。
tahaizuoleyidazhuozidecai。
woyenaizhengzuozaizhuozipangdengzhekaifan。
kandaowojinwu,gangganghaiyoushuoyouxiaodejirenlianseshunjianlenglexialai。
「爷,奶。」
wodaleshengzhaohu,ranhoujiangjiwomamaideliwufangdaolechajishang。
「ma,wojininmailexiechidehaiyoutaohufupinhequnzi,ninguolaikankanheshima?」
ranerwohuayinweiluo,chajishangdedongxiquejinshubeirentuifanle。
「ma?」wotaitoukanxiangmianqianderen。
qianyikehaiduiwoyenaixiaoyiyingyingdewoma,cishicikequeyinchenchendikanzhewo。
「jiwomaihufupinhequnzi,zenme,nishixianwomaitaipeibushangnibashibushi?」
woneixinyige「gedeng」,zhengxiangshuobushi,jieguoerbianbianchuanlaiyishenglengheng。
「he,haimeijianguonagedangnverde,huiqinziquzhuazijifuqindejian,tiaobozijifumudeguanxi。」wonaiyilianbuxidikanzhewo。
woyeyelazhelian:「meidameixiao,chunfengnikankannijiaodeshenmewa。」
wozhenjingdikanxiangwonaihewoye。
「ye,nai,zheishiqingmingbaizhejiushiwobacuole。zenmenengshuoshiwotiaoboni?」
「womaxinxinkukudiweitacaochijiali,jibianmeiyougonglaoyeyoukulao,tazenmenengzuochuduibuqiwomadeshiqinglai?」
我奶嗤之以鼻:
「tayigezaijiaxiangfuderen,nalilaidexinku。」
wo:「womanalixiangfule,zheijialililiwaiwaidehuoerbudoushitazuodema?meitiandecongzaomangdaowan,youshihouhaidabanyedoumeifaxiuxi。」
zhenzhenxiangfudemingmingshiwoyewonaihewobatamen。
pingshizaijiashayebuzuo,luguofaxianyoupingdaoleyebufuyixia,haijingchanggezhongshihuanwoma。
wonaishanglenianjishuozijigezhongyaosuantuiteng,kewomingmingjitamaile**yitaquebuyong,feiyaowomarengongjitachuibeiniejian。
woyechifanzuidiao,chishenmedouyaozuixinxiande,erqiehaiyishiyigeyang。
dadongtiandawanshangde,womajingchangdechumenjitaquchengxineijiataxihuandepuzimaixiajiucai。
wobajiugengbuyongshuole,pingshigensileyiyang,youshihouwoyenaishengbingletayebulumian,zaiyiyuanmangshangmangxiariyepeihudejiuzhiyouwomayigeren。
woyizhiyiweijibianwoyenaizuishangbushuo,danduiwomadefuchuyeshirenkede。
kemeixiangdao,tamenjingranjuedewomayizhizaijialixiangfu?
wojulilizheng,shituyitiaotiaodibaidaojiwoyenaiting。
kewogangqilegetou,wonaibianyilianxianqididao。
「pei!nimazaixinkunengyounibaxinku?tayitiandaowandouzaijiali,buxiangnibaxuyaochuqufengchuirishaiyulin,haiyoushenmebuzhizude?」
「jiujializheidianposhihaidemanghuoyizhengtian,tahaiyoulile?」
「yebukankanbierenjiaxifu,bujinnengbajialidalideganganjingjingbushuo,zaiwaitouhainengzhengdaqianmaidaben!」
「nizheinierbuxintengnibajiusuanle,haifanguolaizebeita?guoran,zheinvwaerjiushiyangbushu。」
wonaishuowan,woyeyegenzhefuheleyiju。
taguaizhangyichu,zongjiedao:「suoyishuo,nvwaerjiushibuzhongyong。」
yebuzhiwoyenaideneijuhuachuozhonglewoma,womaturanyounule,henhendijiangwowangwaitui:
「你滚!」
「daizhenidedongxijiwogun!wobuyaonidedongxi。」