第1章

【benwenwukaojiu,jiakong,suoyouxijiedoushizuozhesishe,buyaodainaozikan!】

【ruguoxiedebuhenimenweikou,dongdongshouzhifanhuijiuhao,zhiqiubuyaochaping,dazileishou!】

【跪求!X﹏X】

【脑子寄存处!】

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“嘤嘤…”

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“等着!”

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“呀!万辰安!”

“再闹我弄死你!”

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真愁狗啊!

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“sheinongsishei,nigensheiliangni!”

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空间是方心月的。

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