第1章
guseguxiangdewuzi，jingzhifugudebaishe，diaohuazhangchuangwaiposuodexiuzhudeyingzi，wujiaohezuixiangluzhongniaoniaoshengqideqingyan。
zhangyidairuomujibandezuozaichuangshang，kanzheyanqianzheimoshengdechangjing，tadenaodailiwengwengzuoxiang，toushangdeshangkouyezaiyinyinzuotong。ciketadenaohailichongchizhegezhongqiguaidejiyidesuipian，huangmiueryouzhenshi。
bujiuzhiqian，tahaizaihejiweilvyouliyongjiaqijinxingshanyechuanxing，danshizaiyizuoxianjundeshanpopangpaizhaofapengyouquandeshihoufashengleyiwai，waibiaowanhaodeyanshijingbuzhujigeyongzhongdedoushirendezhongliangbengtale，zhangyizuihoudeshikezhijideyikuaijudadeshitouzazhonglezijidetou，ranhoubianyiqiexianruhundunzhizhong。xinglaizhishi，bianzhishenyuzheigemoshengdehuanjingzhizhongle。
yanqiandeyiqieguoyuzhenshi，toushangdetengtongyeguoyuzhenshi，zhongzhongjixiangbiaoming，zheibuxiangshimengjing。erqiezheiliyejueduibushisihoudeyinjian，biedebushuo，yinjianyounalaideyangguanglvshu。kuangqiecikezijidenaohailichongchizhedeyigemoshengrendejiyi，suiranhunluandanquehenshiqingxi。
zheisuoyoudeyiqiesihudouzaitixingzhangyiyigeshishi，tachuanyuele。yinweichucizhiwaimeiyourenhehelidejieshi。naohaizhongdejiyi，shenchudehuanjing，zheiyiqiedeyiqiedouzhinengyongchuanyuelaijieshi。
zhangyizuomengyemeixiangdaozheiyangdeshiqingjuranfashengzaizijishenshang，zheiyetailipuleba。jingezhiyu，zhangyixinzhongyeshiyizhenkuangxi，laotianyejuranjilezijidiercishengming，zheijianzhishiyichangzaohuale。
naohaizhongdejiyisuiranqueshilebushao，danshidaliangdexinxisuipianzaihunluanzhongzhengzaizhongzu，zhangyihenkuaibianzhidaolezijichuanyuefushendezheigerenshishei，yezhidaolezijichuanyuedaoleshenmeniandai。
zheilishidamingchaohongzhishiliunian，zijimingjiaozhangyanling，jinnianganggangshijiusui，shidamingchaodejianchanghou。zijiyougegegejiaozhangheling，shishouninghou。zijihaiyougedanghuanghoudejiejie，ertashidangjinhuangshangzhuyoutangweiyizhuanchongdeqizi。
姐夫是皇帝！
姐姐是皇后！
自己是侯爷！
当今皇上的小舅子！
gaoqingchulezheiyiqiezhihou，zhangyijidongdeshenshangmaohan。yunqihaizhenshibucuo，laotianyedaizijibubo。chuanyuezheizhongshikemeishenmepu，wanyichuanyuedaoluanshizhizhong，fushenyuputongxiaominshenshang，neikebushishenmehaowandeshi。zijichuanyuedeshidamingdedingjixunqizhishen，kaoshanshihuangdihehuanghou，shaofendoubuzhiduoshaonianbushuo，zheiyihouzaidamingchaohaibushihengzhezou？damingchaosuiranbushizijizuimanyidechaodai，danshidanggedamingxunqihaishitingqieyide，jiaoqimeiqieyishiwuyouyoushenfenyoudiwei，zheibuzhengshizijidemengxiangme？
“congciyihou，wobianshizhangyanlingle。haha，damingjianchanghouzhangyanling，huangshangdexiaojiuzi。haoqiaoa，zijibenlaijiuxingzhang，chuanyuedezheiweihouyeyexingzhang，zheibushitianyime？zhangyanling，mingzihaibucuo，ganjuehaoxianghaiyoudianshuxi。”
zhangyijidongdeshouwuzudao，ranertanaodaishangdeshangkoukaishiyinyinzuotong。zheiyitong，daoshihuranrangtadenaozilihuranbuzhuodaoleyisishuxidejiyilai。neijiyidesuipianyishanerguo，danquerangzhangyimengranyijing，juedeyinyindesihuyoushenmebuduijingdedifang。tajinglexialaizhouzhemeitouzixidequhuixiang，turanjianzhenggerenzaiyicidairuomuji。
zaihoushi，zhangyisuiranzhishiyimingputongren，danshiqueyeshiyouzijideaihaode。qizhongyigeaihaobianshixihuandulishi，gedawangwenwangzhandelishishupingqudouyoutadeshenyingchumei。meicuo，tabianshineizhonglishiwangwenzuozhewubitonghendekaojudangzhiyi。shenweikaojudang，ziranshiduilishibijiaoshuxide，fouzenashenmequgenrentaigang？
zhangyisuifeimingfen，danshiduidamingchaodelishihaishitingshude。zhangyixiangqidebianshizijisuozhidaodezheigejiaozhangyanlingderendelishijizai。daminghongzhichaoqueshiyougezhangyanling，yequeshishihongzhihuangdizhuyoutangdexiaojiuzi。danneigezhangyanlinghetadegegezhanghelingzaihongzhichaozhangzhejiejieshihuanghoujiefushihuangdiqueshihenshifengguang，yeganlebushaozuojianfankezhishi。daolezhengdechao，suiranbunengzaixianghongzhichaoneibanweifeng，danzhengdehuangdiaiyumuqindemianzidaoyemeibazhanghelinghezhangyanlingzenmeyang，zhishishuyuanlexieeryi。ranerzhengdemingduan，youwuzisi，zhengdesihoujiajinghuangdishangtai。
jiajinghuangdishigeguaqingboyizhiren，henkuaibianyinweidaliyizhishifanlian，yiganrendengxishudaomei，erzhangjiaxiongdizeshitamendangzhongzuidaomeideneige。jibiantamenneishideshenfenhaishitaihoudedidi，danhaishibeijiajinghuangdizhualeqilaiqiujinzaijianyuzhizhong。zuizhongyigezaijianyuzhongbeizhemosi，lingyigezebei‘zhanyuxishi’。
zaiyuzhongbeizhemosideshizijidegegezhangheling，beizhanyuxishideneiweizhengshizhangyanling。
zhangyihunshenbingliang，xinqingyiluoqianzhang。zijijuranhaizaiqingxingchuanyuedaolezheiweidamingdingjixunqijianchanghoushenshang，shubuzhiweilaidemingyunjiangshibei‘zhanyuxishi’。
“laotianyenizaiwanwome？hezhewojiugaihengsidemingyun？”zhangyanlingxinzhongjingezhiji，kuxiaozheziyanziyudao。
“nandaozheibianshiwodesuming？nandaozheibianshiwochuanyuezhihoubixuyaochengshoudejieguo？bu......wokebuxinming。wojiranlaile，bianbuhuitingrenbaibu。jiajingshiba？nidanghuangdiwobuguan，dannidanglehuangdizhihouyaokanwodenaodai，yaowangenfuyihailewozhangjiasuoyouren，neiwoqinengyinjingshoulu？zanmenzouzheqiao。”zhangyiyaoyaxiangdao。
houshitabianshigeyizhilijianqiangxinggebuqubunaozhiren，xianrujingengshimianlindeshishengsidedashi，gengshijifaletadehaoshengzhixin。
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zhiyayisheng，fangmenbeituikailai，yimingshuzheshuanghuandeshaonvduanzheyizhitongpenqingshuijinlai，zhenghaokandaozuozaichuangshanglianshangmianseyansudezhangyanling。
“aiya！”neishaonvhedechadiandiaoletongpen，xingergenzaitashenhoudelingwaiyimingshaonvfuzhuleta。
“houye......xingle？”liangmingshaonvdengzheyanjingjingedewendao。
zhangyiyeheleyitiao，danxuanjijiqizheishizijishenbiandeliangmingshifengdexiaoyahuan，yigejiaotaoeryigejiaoxinger。tadianlediantou。
“a！taihaole，houyexingle。taoer，kuaiqujiaolishenyi，gaosumaguanjiatamen，jiushuo，houyexingguolaile。”xingerjingxidejiaodao。
taoeryeshilianshangbiaoqingjingxi，lianliandiantoufangxiatongpenchonglechuqu。
bujiuhouwaibianchuanlaiyizhenjingxidezaodongzhisheng，xianranhefushangxiadoudezhilezheigexiaoxi。
zhangyichayidewenzhanzaichuangbianmoleidexingerdao：“zenmele？woxinglezendizheimedadongjing？zheiyoushenmedabuledeshi？nandaowoxinglehaiyaotongbaoquanfubucheng？”
xingerdengdayanjingdao：“houye，nikeshihunmileliangtianliangyeni，mofeiniquanwangle？”
“liangtianliangye？”zheihuilundaozhangyimudengkoudaile。
“kebushime？houyehunmidezheiliangtian，womenshichafanbusi，shuibuzhechibuxia。laotianbaoyou，houyezhongyuxingle。wuwuwu。”
bujiuhou，yimingheipaolaozhebeitaoerlachezheqichuanyuyudejinlefangjian，jiandaozhangyanlingzuozaichuangshang，laozhejingxidao：“xietianxiedi，xiaohouyezhongyuxingle。ninyaoshizaibuxing，zheitianpashiyaotaxialaile，shouninghoutapashiyaolelaoxiudemingle。xietianxiedi，houyexingle。”
xingerzaipangmangdao：“lishenyi，kuaibieshuole，ganjinjihouyejianchajianchashenzi。niyezhenshide，zhiqianshuozanmenhouyemeijiule，yaodahouyezhunbeihoushi，dahouyenengbumanime？qiaoqiao，xianzaixiaohouyekeshihuoguolaileba？”
lishenyimianluxiukuizhise，yibianshangqiandamai，kouzhongyibianbianjiedao：“laoxiuyeshijiyushangshipanduan，sanloushuailuoxialai，youshitouzhedi。hunmileliangtianliangye，rensheiyehuirenweimeiyouxiwangle。jianchanghoufudamingda，zheihaiyoushenmehaoshuode？laoxiudaoshiningyuanpanduanshiwu，houyehuoguolaile，zheibushitiandadehaoshime？”
zheilaozheshijingchengyoumingdediedawaikedafu，zhengnanfangrenantangdelishichun，renchenglishenyi。zheiyici，lishenyiqueshizouleyan。zhangyanlinghunmiliangri，shangshiyanzhong，lishenyirenweihennanyouzhuanji，sheiliaoxiangrenjuranhuoguolaile。
yifanjianchazhihou，lishenyiyulekouqidao：“houyechuleshenzixuruozhiwai，bingwudaai。houyemingdafuda，cicidananbusibiyouhoufu。buguotoushangdeshangshiqueshihenzhong，houyeyaojingxinxiuyang，huifuyuanqi。tebieyaozhuyibuyaolaodunshangshen，zhuyishangkoubianhua。muqianlaikan，meiyoudaai，dannanbaoyouhouyizhizheng，bijingshishuailenaodai。”
yipangdexingerxiaodao：“lilaotou，womendoubuzhidaogaibugaixinnidehuale。”
lishenyiwuhuakeshuo，taqishiyishushihengaomingde，zaonianjianzaigongzhongzuoguoyuyi，houlaizhishihouzaijingchengkailejiayiguan，shijingchengyoumingdewaikedafu。zheiyicijianchanghouzhangyanlingdebingnenghao，duiyulishenyieryanneikezhenshixingyishengyazhongdeqijile。yinweizhiqianshangshineimezhong，erqieshishangletou，lishenyigenjuzijidejingyanpanduanshixingbulele，ranermeixiangdaowanshidouyouliwai。buguolishenyidangranshihengaoxingde，zijiderenantangbaozhule，erqieduolegekeyiqisihuishengdexuanchuananli。
lishenyizouhou，liangmingbinvmangshangqianjizhangyicaxiqingjieshenzi，zaijianchanghouhunmideliangtianli，zheiqishishitamenmeitianzaowandouyaozuodeshi。gangcaibianshizhenghaoyaolaitihouyecaxishenzi，meixiangdaohouyequexinglaile。
zhangyibenbuxiguanliangmingnianqingguniangjizijicashenhuanyishenmede，bijingshixinshehuidechuanyuezhe，juedezijishizaifanzui。danyilaishoujiaosuanruanwuli，erlaixiangdaozijirujinyijingbushizhangyile，ershizaidamingchaodejianchanghoule，ziranyaoruxiangsuisudanghaozijizheigehouye，fouzefanerxiandegegeburule，guerbianyesuiyuanle。
liangweiyahuandeshouruanruande，dongzuoqingqingde，shenshangyeshixiangxiangde。henkuai，zhangyibianxihuanshanglebeirensihoudeganjue。mizheyanxiangshouxingerhetaoerzaishenshangqingqingchuidadeshutanganjuedeshihou，zhangyigengjiadejiandingzijibixuyaoweijianglaideeyunerjinxingkangzhengdejuexinle。
jiumuqianeryan，shijianhaishiyoude，daoyebuyongtaiguozheji。daishangshihaolezhihou，zaimanmandesilianggairuhequzuo。