第1章
“皇帝驾崩啦…”
gongyuan307nian，zhumingdeshazihuangdihuangfuzhongjiabeng。
qihuanghoujiananfengzhangquan，tahuiluangongwei，zhushaxianliang，zhongyinfabawangzhiluan，jiangtianxiatuixianglezhangdasanbainiandehunluanzhizhong…
“dengdengdengdeng…wozheishiyouhuidaoxinbinglianlema？zheiheigulongdongde，waimianzenmekukujijidezheimechao？”
huangfuzhongmanmanzhengkaileyanjing，ranerhaoxiangmeizhengkaiyiyang。
wozou…zenmezheimeheia？
taxiayishideshenshouwangshangyimo，ng？zenmechuangshangyougegaier？
buduiya，zheibushiwodechuang，wodechuangzenmehuizheimexiangni？
guancaiwai，shubaimingdachenkubaiyudi，jinjiegaosu。
yigefengguanxiapeidenvren，huaibaoyigeyinger，angshoukuobuzidianwaierlai。
neilinlinweishi，yapodeguanyuanmengengshifushoubuganyangshi。
“daxinghuangdizhiqi，huanghoubixiajiadao！”
zheihuanghouniangniangbaozheyinger，yizhizoudaohuangfuzhongdeguancaiqiancaitingzhujiaobu。
xiangshizaimoai，zuzuguoleshijimiaozhongcaihuoranhuitou。
haojiahuo，zhangdeshizhenchoua！
youheiyouaiyoupang，zuishanghaiyinweixiongxingjisufenmiguoduo，daozhizhangleyiquanxiaohuzi。
nishuotashiwudalangdoumeirenzhiyini！
“daxinghuangdibintian，ranguobukeyiriwujun，jinxianhuangduzizaici，dangyubixialingjiuqianrongdengjiuwu！”
dadianneikushengdunzhi，guanyuanmenyigegemudengkoudaidewangxiangzheiyouheiyouaiyoupangdehuanghoubixia。
shenmeshihouxianhuangyouerzile？zenmeconglaimeitingshuoguoa？
“咵咵咵咵…”
dianwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjicudetiejiakengqiangzhiyin，jigefanyingkuaidedachenlianshangdangxianbianse。
“fengxianhuangyizhao，zhushapanzei，suoyourendengguihao，buzhunluandong！”
dunshichongjinlaishangbaimingquanfuwuzhuangdeyulinjun。
buyoufenshuo，bianjiangyushidafu、zhongshushengliangweipingzhangshi、jinwuweidoudu、sheshengxiaowei、silixiaowei、dalisiqingjishaoqingdengsanshiyuweiguanyuanquanbudaibuchulie。
“jiananfeng！nizheiyaohouwuguo，lanshazhongliang，nibudehaosi！”
zhongshulingyangqianqiujianciqingzhuang，renbuzhuqishenjiuyaoxiangquan，quebeiyipangshangshulingsimaxinsisienzhu。
“gandihuihuanghoubixia，zuijiayideng！”
neixieguanyuangangbeilachumenwai，jiuzhijianneiyulinjunxiaoweibigeshoudaohenhenwangxiayizhan。
yishijiandianwairentougungun，gangganghaishirenshangrendediguodayuanmen，xiayike，yijingquanchengleshenshouyichudesiren。
nongzhongdexuexingweicongdianwaipiaolai，rutongshizhiyiban，yaderenchuanbushangqilai。
“xianzaizhichiqiwangdengjidenidangyijingquanbufuzhu，woxuanbuhuangweiyouxianhuangduzijicheng，nimensheizancheng？sheifandui？”
jiananfengrutongyingsundemuguangsaoguodadianneidemeiyiweidachen，suoyourenjinruohanchan，yaquewusheng。
tadezuijiaobujinluchuyimodeyideweixiao。
heng，tangtangnaneryouruhe？haibushibeiwowannongyuguzhangzhizhong。tangtangzhizunhuangweiyouruhe？haibushiwoshuorangsheidangjiusheidang？
congciyingerdengjiwoweizun，zheigetianxiashiwojiananfengdetianxiale！
tajidongdeqinghuchuyikouqi，jiangyingergaojuguoding，“hao，neiwoxuanbu…”
“嘭…”
yishengmenxiang，zhenggedadianderendougenzheheleyigejiling。
jiananfenggengshijingkongdewangxiangshenhou。
“吱…吱吱…”
zaisuoyourenmudengkoudaidezhushixia，neijujiweihaohuadedaxinghuangdidejinsinanmuguanguo，huanhuandakaile…
“保护皇后陛下！”
neiyulinjunxiaoweiyigejianbuchongleshanglai。
“唰唰唰…”
jinjiezheshushibagangdaochuqiao，genshanglaideshushimingyulinjuncengcengjiangjiananfengweizaishenhou。
“zenmehuishi？zheishizenmele？”
dadianneidunshiyizhensaodong，guizaihoumiandedachenmen，shenzhangbojingwangqianmiankan。
ranerquezhinengkandaoshouzaiguanguopangdejigetaijianbutingzhandoudeshenti。
“da…daxinghuangdideguanguozenmele？”zhongshulingyangqianqiuzuoweizaixiang，dangxianzhanleqilaizhiwendao。
neiyulinjunxiaoweizhuangzhedanziwangqiannuolejibu，xiangyaokanqingchudaodifashengleshenme。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，turanyizhishoushenchuleguanwai！
“啊…诈尸啦！”
lidezuijindejigetaijian，lijifachulebusirenshengdejianjiao。
是扭身便跑。
tamenzheiyipao，lijibabenlaijiujinzhangdaojidiandefenweijiyinbaole。
sheihaigushenmeliyi，shinipaowoyepaoa！
dadiannei，dunshiyipianhunluan。
taijian、gongnvhedachenmenzaiyebugushenfen，fenfenyongjizaidadianmenkou，fenglesidewangwaiyong。
yangqianqiuzuoyougushi，buzhiruheshihao，zheishihaishisimaxindangxianfanyingguolai，“ceng”deyixia，jiutiaoleqilai，dahandao：“shidaxinghuangdixiansheng，zhujunmohuang！”
benlaiguizaitashenbiandejimingqinxinyefanyingguolai，dangjigenzhedahan：“daxinghuangdixianshengle，dajiabuyaohuang。”
zheizhaoguoranyouyong，benlaifengpaoderenhenkuaianjingxialai，xiaoxinzhangwangzheguancai。
shuozhashinengbarenhesi，shuoxianshengrenmenjiuanxin，zheihanyuwenhuaguoranbodajingshen。
“ni，qukankanbixiadaodizenmele？”yangqianqiuyizhineiyulinjunxiaowei，zhihuidao。
“啊？”
neisharenbuzhayandexiaoweiyeshiyouxiehaipa，xiayishidekanxiangjiananfeng，quejianduifangyeshizheigeyisidedianlediantou。
tawunaizhixia，zhihaozuanzhedaobing，yibuyibuwangneibiannuo，etoudehanshuiyeyijingliuchenglehe。
这可是正月啊。
“chengjiachengji，nikeshishasangongjiuqingdougenkanguaqiecaisideren，ququyigeshibiannipashenme？houbianhaiyouzheimeduoshouxiajuzhedaozini，nipashenme？！”
taxinzhongyidunkuanghou，guoranjingshenyizhen，jiaobuyewenjianlehenduo。
zhiqianlengkudezixinyehuilailebushao。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，huangfuzhongturancongguancailizuoleqilai。
“啊…”
yishengjinghou，chengjidengzheyanjing，zhitingtingdeyunsileguoqu…
“putong…putong…”tongshiyundaodehaiyouzhongduogongnvtaijianhedachen。
jiananfengyeshuangxiyiruan，guidaoledishang，chishadekanzhezheigebeitaqifuleyibeizidehuangdi。
“ng？zheishinaa？nimenshisheia？woyoushisheia？”
huangfuzhongyibianrouzhexingzhongshuiyan，yibianfachulelinghunsanwen。
“laotianyouyan，rangbixiazhongshengle！”simaxindangjixiagui，sanbaijiukou。
yangqianqiuyemashangfanyingguolai，putongyishengguidaodishang，“cangtianhuyou，wuhuangwansuiwansuiwanwansui！”
“cangtianhuyou，wuhuangwansuiwansuiwanwansui…”
lianggezaixianglingtou，qitadachenyedoulianmangguibai。