第1章
haomenquanmeiniandouhuiyouyichangmimitoupiao。
评选圈内年度丑女。
congwuguandaoyitai，congtantudaoyipin，zuihouhuizongchengyifennimingbangdan，zaisirenjiuhuishangdangchengxiaohuachuanyue。
qiaojihuanlianxusannianwenzuobangshou。
erdaoshudiyi，shineigezhangxianghetayoujifenxiangsidesishengnvmeimei。
zuifengcideshi，qiaojihuanshoushifangjiandeshihou，zaifuhanchuandexizhuangkoudailifaxianleyizhangweixiaohuidexuanpiao。
shangmianyonggangbixiezhetademingzi，xiamianhaiyazheyixingxiaozi——
“meiyanguadan，chengbuqifujiamenmian”。
tacaizhidao，taneiweiqinglenggugao，zhizhangzhebangeshangjiedezhangfu，bujincanyulezheichangnaoju，haiqinshouba“zuichou”deguiguankouzailezijiqizitoushang，rangtalunweizhenggehaomenquandexiaobing。
qiaojihuanbuyuanxiangxin，xiangyaozhaodaofuhanchuanwenqingchu。
quezaisirenhuisuodemenkoutingjiantahexiongdidetanhuasheng。
“hanchuan，wojidenilianxusanniandoubapiaotoujiqiaojihuanleba。”
“diyinian，niyuanhenqiaohuaiyuezaihenidehunlidangtiantaohun，liandaizheqiannuyutijiajinideqiaojihuan。nishuoniduineizhangxiangsideliangandaoyane，suoyifaqilechounvtoupiao，daizhedajiajitakoushangleyigehaomenquanzuichoudeminghao。”
“diernian，nishuonisuiranquleqiaojihuan，dantajiusuanduinizaihaoyejueduibuhuixihuanta，duitagengshibizhibuji。”
“jinnianyoushishenmeyuanyin？”
fuhanchuanshengyinlideqingxubuming。
“yuanbenjinnianqueshibuxiangtoutade，danshihuaiyuehuilaile。”
“toujitadehua，huiranghuaiyuekaixin。”
xiongdimendunshihongxiaoqilai：“hanchuan，womenjiuzhidaonihaiwangbuleqiaohuaiyue。qianduanshijianwomendouchadianyiweinizhendexihuanshangqiaojihuanle，suirantapeilenisannian，dantazhangdeshizaichou，zenmekandoupeibushangni。”
gezhexuyandemen，qiaojihuankanjianfuhanchuanchenmolejimiao，suihoudianranleyizhiyan。
yanwuliaoraozhong，tademianrongmohubuqing。
menwai，qiaojihuandexinyegenzhetadechenmoerjiujin，jinwozhemenbadeshoubuzijuedijiadalelidao。
xujiu，fuhanchuandichenershayadeshengyinchuantouyanwu。
“woqueshiwangbulehuaiyue。”
“wohuijizijiyigeyueshijian，shizheququedingzijideganqing。”
“zhiyuqiaojihuan......woduitayizhizhiyouzeren，meiyouaiqing。tacongbujijiaozheixie，yinggaibuhuizaiyi。”
yimenzhige，qiaojihuandexinkoumengdibeijutongxianfan，tengdetalianhuxidouzaifadou。
tadeyanqianyizhenfahei，liangqiangdichongxialou。
yuhehuiyiyiqiluoxia，shunjianjiaotouquanshen。
sannianqian，qiaojihuandingzhejudadeyalititaohundesishengnvmeimeijiajilefuhanchuan。
hunlidangwan，fuhanchuanqiazhetadebojingjinggaota，yanlilengdexiangcuilebing。
“yaobushipoyuneixieliuyanfeiyu，wojueduibuhuiquni。”
“nizuihaoanfenyidianbuyaoyuejie，kanjiannizheizhanglianwojiugandaoexin。”
neiduanshijian，taduiqiaojihuandeyanerenjinjiezhi。
ketameiyouqinei，sannianruyirididuitahao。
rizijiule，fuhanchuankantadeyanshen，manmanshaolejifenlengdan。
tazhongyuyunxutaouerliusuzaitadewoshi，yehuizaitashengbingshi，potianhuangdiguanxintayiliangju。
shenzhioueryehuizongrongta。
tatiguoxiangquhuaxue，tahuituidiaokuaguohuiyi，peitafeileshijigexiaoshidaodaaerbeisishan。
taniantaozhexiangquhaidaokanyingguanghai，tahuidiaoqiansirenyouting，peitazaidaoshangdailezhengzhengyizhou。
napatadetaidutongyanglengdan，danqiaojihuanquerenweitazaimanmanjienazheiduanguanxi。
jiuzaitayiweizheikuaibingchuanzhongyuyaoronghuadeshihou，zheiyiqiejiaranerzhi。
jitianqian，qiaohuaiyueturancongguowaihuilai，kuzhenaozheyaofuhanchuanlihun。
shenzhiyangyanruguobutongyijiuyaozisha。
qiaofujihuaile，bizheqiaojihuanhefuhanchuanlihun。
qiaojihuanbutongyi，huanlaidejiushiqiaofuhenhenyibazhang。
“nidedaodeyijinggouduole，nanrennalimeiyou，weishenmelianzheidianhaiyaohenimeimeiqiang？！”
“nibieyiweinihehuaiyuezhangdeyoujifenxiangsi，nijiupeideshangfuhanchuanle！nihenineigechoumayiyangnankan！”
qiaojihuanbeidadeyizhenerming，tingdaozheijuhuahoudunshishikong。
“nimeizigeshuomama！”
“ruguobushinichugui，mamajiubuhuizaiquzhuajiandelushangchuchehuosiwang！woyibeizidoubuhuichengrenzheigemeimei，sishengnvyongyuandoushisishengnv！”
qiaofuborandanu，dangwanjiuchouletazhengzheng99bian，haibatadiujinhaili。
tahunmilezhengzhengwutian，qijianyinyuetingjianbaomudeyilunsheng。
“tingshuolema？fushaoweilebuhedaxiaojielihun，heqiaolaozongdachaoleyijia，haichehuileduiqiaojiachanyedequanbuzhuzi，taidujianjuedehen。”
“shia，erxiaojiejicisanfandiquzhaofushao，doubeitajuzhimenwai，yongxingdongbiaomingtabukenengzaihuitou。”
“pingshikanfushaoneimeyanedaxiaojie，meixiangdaozhenyushangshi，tahaishixuanzedaxiaojie！”
hunshuizhongdeqiaojihuantingzhezheiyiqie，buyouxintouyinuan。
kemeixiangdao，zaitaxinglaihou，denglaidediyijuhuaqueshifuhanchuandaizheqianyideshengyin。
“jihuan，womenlihunba。”