第2章
buwentajiushouleyinzi，haixiangbazhanglaizaitamentoushang。
真是好算计！
xianglaotaibukesiyidekanxiangsuwan，pingshizheisunnvkeweiweinuonuode，jiulianzuotiantiaohezijinyeshibeibidewulukezou，jinrishuohuajuranzheimeyoudiqi。
“nizenmehenaishuohuani！”suerlangzhanzaixianglaotaishenhoudengzhesuwan，henbudepuguolaijitaliangerguang。
suwanlengsousoudekanxiangta：“erduolonglema，wozenmeshuodenitingbudao？wojiakemeipengneiwuliangyinzi，neiyinzidouzainaishoulizuanzhe，pingshenmeyaowomenjiahai？”
suerlangshidafangderen，xianglaihaogaowuyuanqiyaguanle，meixiangdaosuwanjuranganmata。
dangxiajiulalelaxianglaotaideyixiu：“nai，nitingtingtashuodeshenmehua！”
xianglaotailiansetieqing，yinzidequezaitazhei。
shitazhunbeijisuerlangnianshudeshuxiufei，chijinzuilide，zenmenengtuchulai！
“lixiangru，zheijiushinijiaochulaidehaonver！”xianglaotaibuxianghesuwanchao，jiuzhaolishima，“langxingoufeidedongxi，fandouchi**shangqule，lianzhangbeidoubuzhidaozunzhong！”
zhisangmahuai，lishidangrantingdemingbaixianglaotaizheishizaimatajiaohuaihaizi。
“niang，zheijianshibenlaijiubushiawandecuo。”
xianglaotaichouzhelian，edudeyanshenluozailishishenshang：“bushitadecuonandaohaishiwodecuo？rangtajiaguoqushiweitahao，woshitanaihaihuihaitama！”
“hailengzheganshenme，ganjinbatajiwobanglesongquzhengjia！”xianglaotaikanxiangdafanghesanfangderenfenfu。
neixiegerenlijichaosuwanmoquancazhangdechongguoqu。
lishibeidafangzhangshihesanfanghuangshizheilianggezhoulijizhizhu。
huangshixingzailehuodedao：“ersao，bushiwoshuoni，tingniangdehuanalihuigaochuzheimeduodeshi，fanzhengshigepeiqianyatou，nizaihugeshenmejing，nihaiyouliulangni，dezuiniangniyoushenmehaochu？”
“bushinimennvernimendangranshuofenglianghua，fangkaiwo！”lishimuziyulie，shijingzhengzhazheyaoqubangsuwan。
kehuangshihezhangshiyeshizuoguanlecuhuo，lidaruniu，lishigenbendongdanbude。
“哐当！”
zhongrenyileng，chaosuwanneibiankanguoqu。
zhijiantanazhecaidao，youpikaicaiban，muluxiongguang：“wokannimensheiganguolai！”
lianggeshuboduishiyiyan，zhidaosuwanzheishizaihetamen，nazheshengziwangqianzouleyibu。
suwantizhecaidaohuileguoqu：“caidaobuzhangyan，kandaosheilewokebufuze，liwoyuandian，bawoniangsongkai！”
sudabosuzhangfuyixiubeicaidaohuachuyigekouzi，lijidairuomuji。
susanshusuzhangshoukansuwanshilaizhende，xindiyiji，chongshangquxiangqiangcaidao。
“bieguolai！”suwanlihe，yanjingshanguolinliedeguang，caidaobuqingbuqiaodeguazaisuzhangshoudegeboshang。
shangkoubushen，xuequemaodehenkuai。
suzhangshoudaochoukoulengqi，meixiangdaosuwanxiashouzheimehen：“aiyo，sharenle！”
jianzhuang，xianglaotaiyi**zuozaidishangkutianqiangdidema：“zheidoushishenmeshia，fenglefengle，yaosharenle！”
lizhengjimangganguolai，shenbiangenzhehaizaichuanqidesuliulang。
“这是闹什么！”
tazhangzhezhangguozilian，bunuziwei，yanshenluozaixianglaotaishenshang：“shenzi，nijiajiubunengxiaotingdian，nongchuzheimedadedongjingyoushigansha！”
qianliangtiansuwancaitouhezijin，lizhengdaizherenbasuwanconghelilaochulai。
今儿个又吵闹不停！
xishuicunmeijiameihujibendouzhanqindaigude，zheicaijiaoleshengshenzi。
xianglaotaizhitingjiankusheng，yagenjiumeiluolei：“wanyatouyaoshaletashu，nikantashoulidedao，zheiyifudoubeihuakaile！”
lizhengkanleyiquan，suzhangshoushoushangdaizhexue。
suwantizhedao，xiaolianjinbengzhe，dequexiangshixianglaotaishuodeneimehuishi。
“wonaiyaobangwosongdaozhengjiaqu，wobuyuanyi！”suwandabingchuyudelianhaitouzhecanbai，shuozheihuadeshihoukeyihongleyankuang。
xianglaotaigengzhebozi：“ziguhunyindashijiangjiudeshifumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，nizheijian......wanyatounizenmejiubuyuanyi！”
suwanjichuyanlei：“nai，nishiwodieniangma？”
bushijiubieyongzheigeliyouyata，jiusuanshiyedewenwentadabudaying！