第1章
“gun！wojiusuansiyebuhuipengnizheidufu。”
“wozaowanhuishalenide！”
hunchenjian，yexingtingjianyidaochongmanzengedeshengyinxiangqi，shashei？tama？
yeyunxifuzhenaodai，zhengkaimimengdeshuangyan，mianqiandejingxiangyoumohuzhujianbiandeqingchu，yingruyanliande，shipojiuhunandefangwu，toudinghengzheyitiaotiaomuzhidehengliang，chuanghushizhihude，haipozhewankoudadedong。
tukangshangzuozhegenanren，yizhehansuanlangbei，chenglvdetoufachuizaishenqian，cangbaishouxuedemianrongshang，huchaqinghei，momouyunniangzhejihuhuazuoshizhideshayi。
zheishizenmehuishi，tazainali？
yeyunxilaibujisikao，chuangshangderenxiangshihuranshileqili，mengdichaochuangxiazaidao。
taxiayishichongguoqujiangrenfuzhu，naxianggangyidongdan，naodaijiuyunxuandelihai，zhengqiaochuangtajianchuanlaiguyiwei，zhijidetaweilifangunbuyi。
yeyunxiqiangchengzhejiangnanrentuihuidaochuangshang，xiayimiao，zhenggerenhenhenbeituikai。
“滚开，毒妇！”
nanrenchuanzhecuqi，cangbaidemianjiashangfanqibuzhengchangdehongyun。
yeyunxibenjiunanshou，beitayisang，zhijiefuzhezhuobianganouqilai，tongshiyiduanmoshengdejiyichongjinnaohai，zhendetachadiandamazeilaotian。
tatangtangershiyishijideshenyi，jingranchuandaolezijixianxiashikanguodeyibenxiaoshuoli。
还是恶毒女配！
yeyunxikandeshibengudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，erzaitayanqiande，zheishishuzhongnanpei——dajiangjunshenyunye。
yinweibeihuangdicaiji，dazhangshichichidengbulaiyuanjun，shenshouzhongshanghou，youbeirenmouhai，zhongdudaozhitanhuanzaichuang。
shihou，huangdizhijieboduoletadezhiwei，bianqiweishumin。
shenyunyexinhuiyilengxia，daizhemamaduodaoleyuanlijingchengdeyigecunluoli，liangrenyimuzixiangcheng。
liangrenshenshangmeiyouduoshaoyinliang，mamaweileyanghuota，pingrilidouzaizhenzhangjidahurenjiadagong，banxuncainenghuilaiyici。
taweileyourennengzhaogushenyunye，titaquleyuanzhu。
danyuanzhuqishizaojiuxinyousuohao，tagenfumuweikangwuxiao，beipojiajinshenjia，yinciduishenyunyexinshengzenghen，bujinchuchunvedaita，pingrilinalepomudeyinqian，haizhiguanzijichihe。
erjintianzheiyichu，zeshiyinweipomushuotaruoshinengweishenjialiuxiagehaizi，tajiujiyuanzhushiliangyinzi。
yuanzhuxingfendelimadaying，pansuanzhedengnadaoyinqian，jiukeyiquzhaozijidexinshangrenshuangsushuangfeile。
huiyidaozhei，yeyunxihunshenyigejiling，huanhuankanxiangchuangtashangshensetongkudeshenyunye。
ruguomeiyoujicuo，yuanshenzaizheicidequechenggongle，haijishenjialiuxialeyizi，danshiyechedibeishenyunyejihenshang。
houlai，zheigenanrennengzhongxinzhanqilaihou，diyishijianjiushizhualeyuanshen，tiaoduanleshoujiaojinmai，jiangtadiujinwanshekuli，rentaaihaolesantiansanye，shengshengtengsiguoqu。
zhiyuyuanshenliuxiadehaizi，tasuimeiyouruhe，danyeshizhongbuwenbuwen。
zuihou，neihaizizaiyiciwaichushangdengzhong，beiguaimaishizong，congcimeilexialuo。
这也太惨了吧！
yeyunxihedetiaoqilai，henbunenglimajiupaodaotianyahaijiaoqu。
danniantoujinjinshifuqiyishun，jiubeitajianxiale，qiebushuozheigudaiqunaerdouxuyaohuji，gengzhongyaodeshi，taxianzaishenwufenwen，qunaerdoudeesi。
yeyunxixinzhongyucu，huertingwentukangfangxiangchuanlaiyishengyadidediyin。
tamengdiyiqibeihulvedemoujianshi。
yuanshenzhisuoyinengchenggonghuaishanghaizi，bingfeishishenyunyeziyuande，ershibeitaxialecongchunloumaihuilaidezhuxingyao。
yeyunxijimangzoudaokangbian。
shenyunyeyijingdaoyinrendejixianle，tadaozaichuangtajian，shuangmoujinbi，yanjiaohelianjiadoufanqibuzhengchangdehongyun，doudadehanzhubuduancongetougunluo，shuangshousisizuanzheshenxiadebeizi，qingjinbaoqi。
danjibianruci，tayijiusisiyaozhuzuichun，bukenrangzijifachuneizhongnankandeshengyin。
yeyunxipeifutanailidetongshi，shenshoutitabamai。
yuanshenjishenyunyechideshihulangzhiyao，ruguobujinkuaijiejue，aodetongkushiyihuishi，jiupazuihoushangleshentidizi，daoshihou，taxiangchuanzongjiedaidoumeijihui。
tazhijiangangdashangshenyunyeshouwan，nanrenjiuturanzhengkaileshuangyan。
tayibafukaiyeyunxi，linglixiazhangdefengmouzhong，ranshaozhenongliedeshayi，“gun，shaonanidezangshoupengwo，wojiushisi，yebuhuipengniyigenhaomao！”
“wozaowan，huishaleni。”
tayuqisensen，zhishihanwanhouzhenggerenbianwulitandao，hunshenyinweiyaoxingfazuokaishibukezikongdefadou。
shenyunyexinzhongbeiliang，duizaochengtazheizhongqingkuangdeyeyunxigengshizenghen。
liangzhongnongliedeqingxujiaozhixia，tatineiqixuefanyongdegengshimenglie，houjianjingyongshangyiguxingtian，taqiangkeyisheng，xianxuepensazaichuangyan，ruhongmeixingmu。
yeyunxiyuanbenhaixiangshizhequanshuo，jianciqingkuangxinzhonganlin。
buhao！yaoshizaibujinkuaizhiliao，tamingdouyaomeile。
yeyunxisixiahuangu，zhijieshenshoujiangshenyunyeyaodaichouxialai，chenzhetaxiunudeshihou，yibazhuazhutadeshoukunhao。
“yeyunxi！nifangkaiwo！fouzewoshaleni！”
shenyunyeshuangyanchihong，yongjinquanlizhengzhazhe，ketazaoyishiquzhijuedeshuangtuijiuxiangshiliangzhushenggenluodidetengman，jiangtasisikunzaileyuanchu。
tazhejiyounankan，chaneijian，jingshengchuyaoshezijindeniantou。
tajiushisi！yebunengrangzheiexindenvrendecheng。
yeyunxidashangshenyunyedemai，shengyinchenshengdao，“fangxin，woduiniyemeixingqu，niruguobuxiangsi，jiulaolaoshishidedaizhe。”
shenyunyewanquantingbujinrenheyanyu，tajiuxiangshixianjinjuejingkunshou，daochuzhengzha，shituqiusheng。
bingrenbulaoshipeihezhiliao，yeyunxijiuzhenyeyouxiekunnan，taxinliyouxiebunaifan，“ze”leyisheng，chushouzhongzhongenzaimougexueweishang。
gangganghaifengkuangzhengzha，rangyeyunxikongzhibuzhudenanren，shunjiantuoleli。
tacikejiurutonganbanshangdeyu，keyisuishirenrenzaige。
shenyunyemuziyulie，saoxiangyeyunxidemuguangjihunenghuazuoshizhidedaoren，jiangtasuishiwanduan，“niduiwozuoleshenme？”