shenweiyijiazhizhudeluguanshantanxileyishengshuodao,“bushiwotaijinshenle,shizuijinshidaobutaiping,womenhushiyijingyouhenduorendoubeizhuale。”
shenyunxinyibiantingzhelujiarenxianliao,yibianzaikongjianlimianzhunbeileyikuaidaidudeshengrouzhunbeitouweilongzilimianneitiaoegou。
zheishi,haiziyoukule,haiyibiankuyibianzainvrendehuailigunleqilai。
zhoumanzhiyebeiwenziyaodebunaifanle,“xingle,nimenjiutingwozheigemade,womenkuaihuiqule。nimenbaleyi,jiurangtayigerenshouzaizheiliweiwenziba。”
luyunhuaishuodao,“neiwoyaobazheizhigoufangchulaima?”
luguanshan,“buzhunfang,wanyirangzheigexiaochushengdengyixiayaozheleneixielaijiewomendeguike,niqupeilidaoqianma?”
shenyunxintingmingbaile,lujiarenshidasuanjintianwanshangjiuyaodaizhejiachanchutao,xianzaijulitamenjihuachufadeshijianzhishengxiasigexiaoshile。
chuanguolaideluyuntingkendingbuzaitamenzhizhong,anzhaoxiaoshuolidejuqingluyuntingzuihouliuxialaibeilesuoyoudeguo,nandaoxianzaideluyuntingshibeitamenguanqilailema?
shenyunxinyouchuleyitangkongjianbazhunbeihaoderoukuaitoujinlegoulongzili。
旺旺旺
chungoudejiaoshengwuyiyouyinlailelujiaderen。
haishiluyunhuaizouleguolai,“sigounizailuanjiao,wozhendeyaodasini。”
shenyunxinzaikongjianlimiantingdaolegouchiroudeshengyin,tasongleyikouqi。
guoleershifenzhonghou,lujiadeyuanzilimianzaicianjingxialai。
shenyunxinyouzaicizouchukongjian。
neitiaoyizhijilujiarenbaoxindegouyijingsile。
tamoheikaojinyuanzilibaizhedeneixiexiangzi,shenbuzhiguibujuedetoutoushoujinkongjian。
kexiyouyigelaotouzihaijixuzhanzaiyuanzili。
shenyunxinkanzheshengxiadexiangzixintengdeyaoming,tadasuanxianmojinlujiadexiaoyangloulimianquzhaoluyunting。
jiuzaizheishilujiarenzaifangzilimianhan,“guanshan,xiaoyingquchufangzuolejidanmian,womendajiadouzaini,nijiujinlaixianchidiandongxiba。”
luguanshanyouzaiyuanzilimianzhanleyihuierhouzuizhongzhuanshenzoujinqule。
meixiangdaojihuilaidezheimekuai,shenyunxinganjinkuangshouxiangzi。
xiangzishouwan,tatoutoumodaoxiaoyangloumenkoudahanleyisheng,“a,zhuaxiaotoua。”
limiandelujiarenyourujinggongzhiniaoyiqunrenxunsupaolechulai。
zaikongjianlimiansuishizhunbeizhedeshenyunxinzaitamenpaochuquhoutaxunsujinrulexiaoyanglou。
gaisi,tabuzhidaoluyuntingzailujiazhunayijianfanga。
huibuhuigentazaishenjiadedaiyuyiyangzhinengzhuzaijulichufangzuijindezawujian?
“a!zhenyouxiaotoua!”
“啊!啊!啊!”
“a,wodeqian!!!”
“tianshadea,wojiadebaobeiawuwuwu!”
yuanzilimian,lujiarendoufengleyibankuhanleqilai。
太吵了。
beiguanzaifangjianlimian,chuanguolaideluyuntingcishiyezhongyuzhengtuokailejudadeshufuzhengkaileyanjing。
danyuanshenzheifubeiguanle**deshentihaishiruanmianmiandehennanshidechuliqi。
tazhidaotayijingshuilehenjiu,tahendanxingentayiqichuanyueguolaideshenyunxin,yaoshishenjiarenyezheiyangduidaiyuanshenneitamenjiuwanle。
tapinmingzhichengzheshentiqishenzoudaomenkou,bamendakai,talengzhule。
“老婆?”
“老公!”
shenyunxinjidongdedoukuaikule,tacaiduile,taxiguanxingdetiaoguoqujiuxiangwangnanrenshenshangpu。
ketabuzhidaoluyuntingxianzairuanmianmiandeshentigenbenbaobuzhuta,lianggerendongdeyishengdieluozailedishang,hailiandaizheyizhangzhuozihualayishengyedaozailedishang。
luyuntingshentixuruohoubeihaizhuangdaolezhuojiaoshang,dantarenzhejutonghaishijinzuidanulijinvhaidangleroudian。
tamenzheibiandedongjingyinqilewaimianneixielujiarendezhuyili。
“kee,neixiexiaotouyouquwomenjialitoule!”
shuowan,qishixiongxiongdeluyunhuaibuyaomingsidediyigechonglejinlai。
xinghaoshenyunxinjishidaizheluyuntingjinrulekongjian。
“wodaoyaokankannimendaodishishei,doubawojiadecaibaotouguangle……”
taxunzheshengyinzhaoguolaijiukandaoguanzheluyuntingdezawujianmenbeidakaile,limianderenyemeiyoule。
tazhenjingzhixiadahanleyisheng,“ba,xiaotoubaergeyetouzoule。”
lujiarenwenyandoupaolejinlai。
luguanshandamadao,“tamade,zheigenizitakewotacongxiaojiukewo,kendingshitagenneixiezeirenliyingwaihexiangyaobaofuwomenjia。”
“wuwuwu,zheigenizixinyetaiheile,womenyijiarendouyaobeitajihaisile,zaozhidaodangchushengxiatajiuyinggaibatarengniaotongliyansisuanle。”
luyuntinggenjuyuanshendejiyizaikongjianlimiangenshenyunxinjieshaodao,“zheilianggezuzhouyuanshenderenfenbieshitadeqinbaheqinma,yuanshenxiaoshihouyinweibeisuanmingdeshuotakelujia,zheilianggelaodongxijiukaishibianzhefazidezhemota,tamencongxiaorangyuanshenchibubaofanhaiyaoganzuizangzuileidehuo,yuanshenzhangdaleyequeshixiangyaobaofuzheiduifumu,dantahaimeilaidejijiufanzaosuanjibeiweileyaoyijueshuidaolujiarentaokongjiaditouduqulegangcheng,taxinglaijiuyinweilinjudejubaobeigonganhegeweihuiderenzhuale。”
shenyunxinnalaileyibeilingquanshuidijinanren,“nixianbatahele。”
“nimenlujiadedecaibaodoubeiwotoutoushoujinlekongjian,bishenjiadejiachanduolezuzuyibei,laogongwomenxianzaikeyizhunbeiquxiaxiangle,dengdaogaigekaifanghouwomenzaihuilai。”
anzhaoxiaoshuodeshijianshedingxianzaishi1968nian,chengliyijingjinruyaoyandazibenjiadejieduan,tamenzheizhongshenfendaizaichenglimianshibijiaomingande,buruquxiangxiameirenrenshitamendeguangkuotiandizhongqu。
luyuntingdianlediantou,dantahewanlingquanshuihoushentikaishisanfachuyiguziechou。
shenyunxinganjincuita,“nikuaiquxizaoqu。”
luyuntingqishenzouquleyushi。
shenyunxinquchufangjitazhuleyiwanpaomian,haijianleyigehebaodan。
luyuntingcazhetoufachuanzhezijideyifucongyushichulai,chileyiwanreqitengtengdeshiwuhoutazongsuanganjuedaozijizhongxinyongyoudezheifushentizhongyuhuoleguolai。
shenyunxincongwuwaizoulejinlai,tagangcaiqufanconglujiashoujinlaideneixiedongxile,guoranrangtazaiyixiangxinglilimianzhaodaolelujiarenjinwanyaolikaihushitouduqugangchengdechuanpiao。
“julilujiarenyuanjihualikaihaiyoulianggexiaoshi,womenxianzaiqubaogonganhegeweihuijubaotamen,niyinggaikeyiyongzheixiehuandaoyifenduanqinshu,youleduanqinshuzongyaobaoxianyixie。”