第一章

jiehunbanianhou,wolaogongchuguile。

xiabanhou,tatiantianpenggeshoujishale,dongbudongjiubanyechumen。

一看就是谈恋爱了。

huoxushichuyubuchangxinli,tazuijindongbudongjiuhuijiwoyixiexiaoliwu。

wancanqiandemeigui、fangzaichuangtoudejinjiezhi、zuixinkuandebaobao……taduiwoyoukui,suoyiduiwogenghao。

laogongzhuanqianbuhuijia,meiyoupopomeiyouwa。woshenzhijuedezheiyangderiziyebulai。

woyizhiquanziji:nanren,nayoubutouxingdeni?

woxiangzhejiuzheimebarizirenxiaqu,quemeixiangdaoshenyangheneigexiaosanquedengbizishanglianle。

我和闺蜜做脸回来。

gangyishanglou,jiutingjianwoshichuanlaiyizhenzhenbunengguoshendeshengyin。

woyileng,shoulidedaizidiaozaidishang,shucaishuiguogunleyidi。

shenyangjingranbarendaidaojiali……

wodingzhejinbidewoshimen,mengdihuiyiqilejiehunqian,woliangshangliangxinfangzhuangxiudeneitian。

shenyangbanlouzhewo,xiabayizhicengzhewodelian,huzhaguaguodedifangmasusude。

wozhizhewoshi,yiliantianmi:“woshiyaogeyinxie。”

tamanbuzaiyi:“bugeyinzenyang?jialijiuzanliang,haihaixiushangle?”

woxiaomadao:“paniyihoudaibierenhuilai,bierangwotingdao。”

tayilianyansu,sanzhibinglongjuzaitouding:“laopodaren,xiaoderuyoubeipan,bijiangyindaozigong!”

wobeitadoule,quansuozaidishang,xiaodezhibuqiyao。

dangshidetianyanmiyuhediaoxiaodaqu,xianzaiquechengleyibabajiandao,zhizhizhazaiwoxiongkou。

心脏一抽一抽地疼。

neinvrenyudiaojiaomei:“shenge,nidejiwogemingfen……”

neidaoshuxideshengyinxiangqi:“wozaojiujihechenmaileyiwaixian,dengtayisi,hejiadecaichandoushinihewode!”

“buxin?hexiangdongjiuzheiyigehaizi,haishigemeibade,caichanbujinvxujishei?”

nvrenxiaodejiaomei,“shenge,shenge”dijiaozhe。

我愕然。

yuanyiweishenyangdebeipanzhishiqinianzhiyang,xiaodaxiaonao,meixiangdaotaduiwojingranzheibansuanji,yaojiangwozhizhisidi!

jihushiyishunjian,woxiangzhijiechongjinwoshibazheiduigounannvzhuojianzaichuang,danaoyichang,sipolianpi,haobutongkuai!

kelizhiquebuyunxuwozheiyangzuo。

woanleanshouxin,qiangpozijilengjingxialai。

xianzaitanpai,duiwomeiyouhaochu。woderangzheiduigounannvshoudaoyingyoudechengfa!

womanmandunxia,jianggunluoyidideguaguoshucaishiqi。

xihongshishuailanle,zhishuijianleyidi,yipianlangjie。

woyongkoudailidezhijinyidiandiancaganjing,liantongwoposuidehunyin,yiqidiujinlajitong。

woliluozhuanshenlikai,weitaliangtiexinguanshanglemen。

suihoudakaishouji,botongleyigedianhua。

“wei,chenlvshima?woyaolihun。”