第1章 咱俩到底谁疯了?

chengzilelikaiyiningqian,yourengaosuguota,ruguoyaozou,neimezheibeizijiubuyaozaihuilai。dangchunianshaoqishengdetaxinxiang:zheigoubushengdanguibukaoandepodier,shazicailiu。

erjiunianhou,dangyifengmingwei《yujiangshengwulishiyiningquqingmingjiuzhonggongkaizhaopinshiyebianzhigongzuorenyuangonggao》dewenjianjingzhoupenglaoshizhuanjitahou,chengzilechengren,zijizhiqianshuohuashengyinshiyoudiandale。

duibixialai,zhongbeineiyanggaokeji、gaopinzhi、gaoxiaofeide“sangao”dadoushiwuyishibuzaishihetazheibanzhihuituhaideshagoushenghuole。

jiurutongzhishaneshushangdejinguoban,zheifengonggaodailaideyouhuozuyishidechengzilejiangyixiebukehushidemafanguoduancaizaijiaoxia。

layuechujiu,yigelengdaolingrenhuaiyirenshengdedongri。

haishizaoshangliudianduo,jiedaoliangcedeshangpulingsuikaizhe,nuanhuangdedengguangduanduanxuxuzhaomingleyiduanxuelu,tiandimangmang,jingmidehaosiyifuhua,zhishibinglengdexuelibuliuqingmiandizazaileguixiangyouzidelianshang,shideneizhangbenjiupiyubenbodemianrongdunshiyoukuaxiasanfenlai。

“woyuwenkaoleerfen,shuxuedelelingfen,mamadawosanzhangban……”

“mamabuhuidawode。”

“haohaohao,mamabuhuida。”chengziledunzaichezhanpaixia,jianzheshuzhi,zaixuedishangbianhuabianjixudao:“wozuiyijue,paodaowogumajiaqu……”

xiaonvhaitoudaidahuamao,beizhetafennennendeaishagongzhubao,youdiguleju:“kewoyemeiyougumaya。”

chengzileyanjingluozaibiliangshang,weiweihanshou,muguangcongjingpianshangfangyueguo,xiangshixueyuanlilaochengchizhongdejiaodaozhuren,bugouyanxiao,“daodihaixiangbuxiangxuezenmehuaxiaoyazi?”

xiaonvhaiduleduzui,shuiwangwangdedayanjingwugudikanzheta,diantoushuo:“xue。”

“haohaizi。”chengzilejitashulegedamuzhi,youdixialetou,“womenhuanaerle?dui,nipaodaonigumajiaqule,nigumajinichalesangenmao,nidemingzijiaoxiaoxiao。”

xiaonvhaizhangzui,chengzilerengleshuzhi,xianfazhirendao:“shi,wozhidao,niyebujiaoxiaoxiao,kankanxiaoyazishibushijiuhuachulaile。”

xiaonvhai“ya”leyisheng,yanjinglixiangzangzhexingxing,“haolihai!”

“diaochongxiaojieryihahaha。”chengzilezhaixiayanjingguazailingkou,shunjiancongxueyuanpaibianchengxuezhapai,shenshoushunleshunxiaohainaodaishangmaorongrongdehuamaozi,houpilaoliandao:“jiejiehuazheigeneidoushimingzhudanque,dacaixiaoyong。”

“mingzhushishenmezhuya?”

“明……”

“tongtong,zoula,huijiale!”

chengzilehexiaonvhaitongshiwenshengtaitou,jianbuyuanchuyougeshenchuanheisedamianyidenvrenqizaidiandongcheshang,chaozheibianzhaolezhaoshou。

xiaonvhailijitaishouhuilehui,ranhoupiantouduizhepangbiandechengzileshuo:“dajiejie,womamamaiwandongxijiewolaile,woyaohuijialee。”

“huibahuiba。”chengzileyijiudunzaixuedili。

“keshimingzhushishenmezhunihaimeigaosuwoni?”xiaonvhaizhizhediwen。

“mingzhua……”chengzileyangtouxianglejimiao,suihouyongshizhichuozhexiaonvhaibainennendeliandan,wenhedixiaoleqilai,“mingzhubujiushitongma?”

xiaonvhaijingyadizhengdaleshuangyan,xiayishiyouyaofanbota,quebeiyuanchudejiazhangcuicu,zhihaocongcongpaokai。

chengzilewangzhetayuanqudebeiying,chulehuiershen。

zhidaochezhandingpengshangningjudexueli“paji”yongbaoletadehoubojing,chengzilecai“ao”yishengmengrancongdishangcuanqi。

suijiyanqianyipianheimeng,talaorenjiazhuangzaichezhanpaishang,waiwainiuniude,haobantian,caicongzhilixingdixueyadezhuangtaiqiehuandaozhengchangmoshi,yushimamalieliedizuodaolengbandengshang,haoxianmeibazijibianchengmaihuochaidexiaonvhai,zhijiedongsijietou。

公交车到站了。

shaoxiaolijialaodahuidechengzilezaoyibushuxizheilidegongjiaoluxian,anzheditudaohangdaozheigechezhan,bendideshoupiaochezaoyijuankejinlishixingjindeshiceli,tacongdoulimochuliangmeishangdaiyuwendegangbenger,rengjinletoubixiang。

chechuangwaidetianyinyinfangming,“dingdong”yisheng,dianziyinkaishibobao:“qianfangjijiangdaozhanguxiangdibadaojie,xiachedechengkeqingninxiedaihaosuishenwupin,cheliangtingwenhouqingconghoumenxiache,kaimenqingdangxin,xiacheqingzouhao……”

chemendakai,yizhentougudehanqifangru,chengzilebianmiqiyan,tuozhexinglixiangdeshouwangxiukoulisuoledaban。

guxiangdibadaojiedezhanpailinjindashizi,xibeifengbuyaoqianside,huxiaoerlai,chengzilehunshenguodianbandalegexiangliangliangdepenti,xianxiebeiguxiangdetiandongdiaodamenya。

zheigedichuxinyixianchengshizhong、youzhesanxianjibiexingzhideshixiaquziranerranditongshirongnazhehuopobujidehechihuannianmaideliangzhonglinghun。

shiyiduidaduoyouzilaishuo,gulaodechengshizaoyibianchengxinzhongxunchangandingdegutu,tasuochengzaide,sihuzhiyouwufahuitoudetongnian。

yuanzhuminjihuyichengbubiandeshenghuojiangshijiansiliechengwuliaodesuipian,rangzhuzaizheiliderenmenjingchanghuihuaiyiyitianshifouzhendezhiyouershisixiaoshi。

zhanzaidashizidongbeijiaodefuzhuangdianmenwai,neiyizhangwuguandapeidaoqiaruqifendelianbianyingzaileheisedeciqiangzhuanshang。

chengzileweiweitaiqiyanmou,muguangluozaihuimengmengdetianshang,fangfozailingtingzhecongyuanfangjianglinrenjiandedongxuesheng。

tadeyanshibiaozhundexingyan,yanpishangdezhoubishendefangfobushitiansheng,bujianxiaoshi,yanweichubianlianduoyudeyitiaoxiwenyemeiyou。

suoyiyuchengzilejiaotanshi,henduorenzhishikanzheneizhanglian,jiujuedezuyiyuyueshenxinle,zhiyutasidixiashikuaiqianzenmegeguimiriyan、shenjingxixi,wairenzhendehennanzhixiao。

shishishang,zheiweimianxiangxingmudandanaoyoujiderenshigejinshisanbaijiasanguangquemeiyoudaiyanjingxiguandexiao“longxia”,zheimaobingzhudingtadaduoshihoukanqilaidouxiangzhipiaoliangdedaie,zhiyoumianduiyiduihuirenyanrenyudesekuailianshi,zheitouecaihuiyongyizhongyichangzhenzhongdeshensewangzheduifang,yanlideshuijiuhaosichanchanxiliu,wulunnannv,zongyoutieshixinchang,yedexinyuangenzheyimapao。

ercishicike,yandawushendechengzilezhengzuozaixinglixiangshang,ditoujiangkouxiangtangzhisisui,rengjinlepangbianyijingwanzhechengaidehua·mengkemingzuo《nahan》zhuangdelajitongli。

qingliangboheduanzandecijizhongyuposhichengzilecongneiqueshihexindedanaolikouwachuyidianermohudejiyilai。

chengzilezhihaozaicizhanqishen,jingguowushuciguidaqiangbandeyouzouhou,youyicituoqixinglixiang,chuanguolianggeshizilukouyigedingzilukou,ranhouqiguaibaraodizaijinjiazaodianpuzili。

zhidaobeiyiwanrehudesuanladouhuajiaolegechedi,neizaiwaipiaodangleshuzaidexinhuncaideyiandingxialai。

tianshangyoupiaoqileemaoxue,xingxingdiandiandiluozailewuheidefashang。

jiewanzhang,chengzilezhongxinzoushanglengqingderenxingdao,zaigezhigezhidetaxueshengzhong,jiuyaohuiyiqicengjingzhuzaizheilishidewennuan,ranerhaimeidengtaganjinhuaixi,yidaochedengbianbizhididazailelianshang,neijianzhijiuheminjingtongzhishenyeshouchiqiangguangshoudiansaohuangdafeiside,jiuchatajushoudunditoujiangle。

yinsewoerwo“shua”yishengtingzailelubian,congcheshangxialaidenvrenshenchuanlvguishuiyi,jiaocaiheisepixue,aoranzhongtouluzheyisihuajidizoudaochengzilemianqian。

“huo,”chengzilesihaobudaihuangdiquxialingkouguazhedeyanjingzhongxindaishang,jianglairenshangxiadaliangleyifanhou,caishifentaodadishuo:“kuaichouchou,zheishinaweimeinvbucixinkudilaijietadexiaobaobeierle?”

“jiefengxichenzheigechengyubushizheiyangyongde。”zhangchengxidingzhelianggeguobaojibiededaheiyanquan,liansechadaoxiangshiyaobatashengtunhuoboyiban,“nishibushifengle?”

chengzilehenqingdixiaoleyisheng,zhangkaishuangbei,wangzhetameiyouhangsheng。

zhangchengxiyibushangqian,jiangrenbaojinhuaili,shenxilekouqi:“wotamazhenyaobeinihesile,zenmexiangde?turanpaohuilai!”

“huluhulupiaoerhebuzhe。”chengzilehaobukeqidibaliangzhibingzhuazisaijintahoubojingzhong,xiabajiandizhezhangchengxidejiantou,dalegepenti,“nengbunenghuiquzaishuoa,kuaidongsiwole~”

“dongsihuogai。”zhangchengxibataliangtiaogebozhuaikai,mianduizheipiaoliangdepinangqiandadezui,huodoumeichusa,zhihaorenqitunsheng,jiuqimourenchuizaishenqiandeweijin,batatuohuicheshang。