第6章犯了花痴
qianwanghuochezhandezhangtuqiche，meirijinyouyiban。
tiangangpoxiao，wangguifenbianpeizhexubanxiazaichezhandenghou。
xiedaidexinglibingbuduo，zhishiteyizhunbeilehongtangyumantou。
wangguifenqianyanwanyudoubaohanzheguanqie，zaicheqidonghou，haibuwangtixingxubanxiadaoleneibianjiuxiexinhuijia。
yinweiyaochengzuoshigexiaoshideche，suoyixubanxiateyitiaoxuanlezuihoumiandezuowei，fangbiantaxiuxi。
qichexingshiyuesangexiaoshihou，shuimenghurantingdaoyigeshengyin：“guinv，nishiyigerenquhuochezhanma？nengbunengbangrangwodehaizizainijiaobianzuoyizuoya？”
yiweichuanzheposudedamaqianzheyigeyuemobasuidehaizizaitagenqian。
xubanxiakanzheduifang，yousaolebingbuyongjidechexiangyiyan，anziwuyu。
yushilimaodiweiweiyixiao，suijichengzijishentibushufu，weiwandijujuele。
“guniang，nibiewuhui。”damajieshidao，“wokannihewoneiguoshideerxizhangdehenxiang，suoyicaizouguolai。zheihaiziya，shixiangmamale。”
shuowan，neigehaizidiguolaiyikedabaitu。
zheigeshihou，xubanxiaxinliyijingchajuedaobuduijing。qiebushuozheimanchenianqinglizhuangderenneimeduo，weihepianpianzhaoshangta；jinjulikanzheihaizi，hunshendoutouzheguguai。
pingjietadangyishengdejingyan，zixifenbian——xiantianxingxiaoerduo，bigentaxian，miansegengshicangbairuzhi，mingxianjiushiyouzhurudezhengzhuang。
xubanxiashizaimobutouzheiduizusunhululimaideshenmeyao，yushijieguotanghou，lianshangguazhewenwandexiaorong：“xiexieniya，zhishibuqiao，ayizheihuiyatengdelihai，zanshimeifachitangni。”
gangshuowan，neizhuruqueshunjianhongleyan，fangfoxubanxiajujuedexingwei，rangtashouletiandadeweiqu。
zheishi，pangbianyiweinanziyuqilvedaibuman：“aiyo，guniang，nizheihuakejiushuodebutaiheshila。zheikeshirenhaizidexinyi，hanzhebujiuxingle。nandaowangjizanmenguojia，changdaoxuebangyangzuohaoshima？”
jinjiezhe，tayouzhenzhenyoucidao：“niyihouyeshiyaojiehunshenghaizide，yaoshinidehaizihaoxinjibierentangchi，quebeirenjujuele，nizheidangmadexinlinenghaoshouma？”
henmingxian，tazheishizaijinxingdaodebangjia，dengtashuowan，haiyushenpangdedamayanshenjiaoliu，neimoyangxiandeshifenshuluo。
huanzuobieren，huoxujiuchiletang，fuyanguoqusuanle。
danxubanxiazaojiuyinweikanchumaoni，xinyoutifang。
talikeyilianzhenchengdikanxiangneinanzi：“anzhaodagedeyisi，nikendingxihuanzhurenweile，duiba？”
nanzimangbudiedidianqitou。
dengdejiushitazheigejudong，xubanxiarenbuzhupuchiyisheng：“jiranzheiyang，neijiuqingnihaoxintiwobazheiketangchileba。kanninianji，kendingquqishengzile。jiranyaoxuebangyangzuohaoshi，nishixianshizu，zheihaizideyipianhaoyinitiwolingle，meiwentiba？”shuoba，tabianjiangtangdidaolenanzizuibian。
nanzidunshizhizhiwuwuqilai：“wo......woqishiyeyateng。”
tajiongpodebiaoqing，yindecheshangzhouzaodechengkedouhongtangdaxiao。shenzhihaiyourenzhijiekaidui：“zijibuleyi，zhuankangtarenzhikai，zhengoujiande。”
xubanxiaxunshengwangqu，kandaomarendeshiyiweichuanzheshenhuizhongshanzhuangdenanzi，manliandoushinongmideluosaihu。
tashenpangzuozheyigedaobaliannanzi，shenzheyijianheiseliangyongshan，shuangshouhuanxiong，zhoushensanfazheyigusherendeyingqi。
neizhanglian，wanrudianshilidehuqishouyiban，xiantiaoyinglang。
lianshangdaobabudanmeiyourangtadeyanzhixunse，fanerxiangshiyimeidutedebiaoji，rangqigengjiayinrencemu。
xubanxiayishijingkandeyouxielengshen。
kejiuzaizheishi，neinanzihuranwanweidichongtaduishiqilai，yishuanglvedaixieqidetaohuayan，rangxubanxiadexintiaoshunjianloulebanpai。
tahuiguoshenlai，qingqingpailexiazijidelian，anzihaixiu：zenmezheishihoufanqihuachilaile。
haihao，chezididalezhongzhuanzhan。
tanachumantouhemianbaitang，zhunbeixiachequdiandianduzi。
fanzhaodeshihou，quefaxianlimianjuranhaiyouyibaotazuiaidehongshugan。
怨不得那么重。
luosaihukanzhetaxiachedebeiying，xiaozhediyuqilai：“laoda，zheiyatoubiwomendefajinghailihai，yiyanjiukanchuneisangerenbushihaodongxi，kexijiushirenpangledian。”
daobananqishishiyirongguodeluyanqiu，likefanlegebaiyan：“nishenmeshihouyimaoqurenle？”
luosaihushitadefushou，bianjieqilai：“aimeizhixin，renzhibennenga！yi，niyixiangbujinnvsea，juranweitaxiongwo！yuanlainixihuanyangguifeineiyikuana。”
xiangshizhuadaolebabing，luosaihudiaokanqilai：“yaobu，xiongdibangnishangqudatingdating？”
luyanqiulengchiyisheng：“zhangqingfeng，nishenmeshihouxuehuilalangpei？nixihuanguniangmiaotiao，meiwenti，danshiyinweizijixihuan，quduiyigemoshengnvhaizhizhidiandian，neijiushibuzunzhongren。”
“wokannizuiqiandemaobingdezhizhi，huiquzuowushiquancaochanglalian。”
tingdaozheihua，zhangqingfengmangjilezijiyierguang。
“bie，ge。woshihaoxina，niyezhidao，keduorentiantianxiangbazijiadenversaijini，haituowochuanhua，kuaifansile。”