第1章
jiehunsanzhounian，wozuanzhebchaodanrenbuzhuluolei，xinzhongjijingxiyoufuza。
sangeyueqian，popojiangzizhudenvhaisongshangleluyandechuang。
weici，woheluyandanaoleyifanyaolihun。
keluyanzaixuediliguilesantiansanye，shanzijibazhangqiuwoyuanliang：
“woshibeiwomaxiayaole，tayizhixiangyaogesunzijiubuzeshouduanle。”
“woyijingbaxuqinghesongchuguole，yongyuandoubuhuizaihuilai！”
“wobaozhengbuhuiyouxiacile，qiuni，ningning，meiyouniwohuobuxiaqude。”
gaoshaoyundaoqian，tahaihongzheyansisizhuaizhewodeyijiao。
woxintongqueyiranbushede，haishisonglekou。
neizhihouluyanduiwojiabeidehao，napawolengyanlengyu，tayecongmeiyoubanfenbunaifan，shenzhihaihepopoduanjuelewanglai。
manmandi，wokaishichangshizhezhongxinxinrentajienata。
wochuimoukanzhepingtandexiaofu，limianyouyigexinshengming，zheizhongganjuerangwojuedeqimiao。
huoxu，woyegaizhongxinkaishijienatale。
xiangdaozhei，worenbuzhuwanlewanmeiyanjichangqudegaojicantingdaqudianhua，dianhuagangjietongwobianpobujidaidao：
“ninhao，woxiangdingjinwandeweizhi。”
对面很快回复：
“buhaoyisi，jintiancantingbeiluxianshengyudingbaochangle，huanyingxiacizailai。”
guaduandianhua，xinzhongdetianmigengshen，yuanlailuyanyijingyudinghaolejintiandecanting。
bijing，zheisannianlimeiyinianjinianriwomendouzaizheijiacantingguo。
woxianglexiang，xinzhongmanhuaiqidaidijiluyandaqudianhua。
一通，两通，三通。
dianhuazhongyubeijieting，duimianshengyincaoza。
wogangyaokaikou，jiutingjiandianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigeqingcuidenvsheng：
“喂？哪位呀？”
wonaozihongdeyishengzhakai，zuanzheshoujimeichusheng。
xiayimiaodianhuaneitoubianchengluyandeshengyin，tahaishiyirujiwangdiwenrou，zhishitingqilailvexianjinzhang：
“ganggangshimishujiededianhua，wozaikaihui，laopo。”
“eduile，zhulitaishuhule，meidingshangzheijiacanting，woguoliangtianjinibuguojinianrihaobuhao？”
woyileng，xiayishidizuanjinshoujingleyisheng，luyananweidao：
“jinwangongsijiaban，woyinggaihuihenwanhuiqu，nixianshui，buyongdengwo。”
“爱你，老婆。”
wozhengzhengdikanzhedianhuabeiguaduan，renbuzhuculecumei，xinzhongnanmianshiluo。
yuanlaishiwowuhuile，baochangdebushiluyan。
kebuzhiweihe，zongjuedexinshenbuning，wodenaohaizhongturanfuxianchuxichengdeneigenvhai，xuqinghe。
tadeshengyin，yehenqingcuizhinen。
heganggangjiedianhuadediyishengyimoyiyang。
woshunjianjuedehunshenxueyefangfodaoliu，neixinzhengzhaleyihuihaishichulemen。
qucantingdelushang，woshoudaoleluyandezhuanzhanghedaoqian：
“duibuqilaopo，jintianjinianrihairangniyigerenguo，bieshengqi。”
wozhandouzhezhijian，shizhongmeiyouhuifu。
daodacantinghou，wohuanguyizhou，shentishunjianjiangzhi。
我看到了陆宴的车。
wopingzhuhuxizoudaochuangbian，yilimianrenkanbudaowaimiandeshijiaodianqijiaojiankanxianglimian。
nannvmianduimianzuozhe，manzhuocaiyaogewaifengsheng，haiyouyigegongzheyimeizuanjiedesancengdangao。
xiayimiao，nvhaibuzhidaoshuoleshenmehahadaxiao，zuijiaodenaiyouhaimeilaidejicashi。
nanrenxiaodeyilianchongni，zhanqishenpengqitadelianjiangtazuibiandenaiyoutianganjing，suijiwenshangletadechun，liangrenjiaochanbuyi。
erwodedanaohongdeyishengzhakailai，zhenggerenchadiandiedaozaidi。
yanqiandenannvheqishuxi，benyingzaijiabandeluyanhesangeyueqiansongchuguodexuqinghe。
yishunyan，leishuibuduanyongchu，xinzhongdebeibeipanganbuduanyongshangxintou，wofuzheqiangbuduanganou。
yiqiemingle，doushijiade。
meidingshangcantingshijiade，tazhishixiangpeixuqingheguojinianribale。
songchuguoyeshijiade，weileduzhuwolihundezuibale。
yuanbenxiangyaowangjiguowangheluyanhaohaoguodexiangfacishixiangyigebazhanghenhenshanzaiwodelianshangrangwoqingxingleguolai。
狗改不了吃屎。
wozuihoukanlekanjiaochandeliangren，niutoujingzhilikai。
huidaojia，wojigegefaquxiaoxi：
“ge，woxianglikaizheili。”
sangeyueqianfajueluyanchuguideshihou，wocengxiangguolianxigegelikaita，quezhongjiubeitaweizhuangdeshenqingdadong，xuanzeleyuanliang。
xianzaikanlai，doushizitaokuchi。
meiguohezheilideshichayoushiergexiaoshi，gegequejihumiaohuilewodexiaoxi：
“wopairenqujieni，dengzhe。”
jiandandeyujuquerangwojuedewubixinan，yuanlaizishizhizhongnenggoubulibuqidezhiyouwodejiaren。
dangnianwoweilejiajiluyanhegegedanaoyichang，qidetalianhunlidoumeicanjia，zhishijiwodaleyibijukuan，fuyandao：
“shouweiqulezhaowo，wojienizou。”
dangchudewohaijuedegegezaihuyanluanyu，womenzheimexiangai，luyanzenmeshedewoshouweiquni？
wokuxiaoleyisheng，fangxiashoujizoujinyushi，shuididashilewodequanshenrangwojianjianqingxingguolai。
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，congyushilizouchulaizhengqiaotingdaolemenkoudexiangsheng。
luyanshoulilinzhehewoganggangkandaodeyimoyiyangdedangaozoujinlai，zhishineidangaoshangmeilezuanjie。
takandaowodeshihoulengleyixia，wunaidixiaozhezouguolaijieguowoshoulidemaojincashizhewodetoufa，shengxianpingwen：
“doushuolebuyongdengwole，zenmehaimeishuini？toufabucaganhuitoutengde。”
shuozhe，talazhewozoudaoweishengjian，shuliandinaqichuifengjitiwochuizhetoufa。
woshizhongmeiyoudongjing，xinzhongqueshiwubidesuantong。
mingmingluyankanqilaizheimeaiwo，weishenmehaiyaoyierzaizaiersandechugui。
toufachuiwan，luyanxiguanxingdixiangyaolawodeshouquebeiwoduoguo。
talengleyixia，shuangshoudazaiwodejianbangshangqiangpowozhengduizheta，dixiaoyisheng：
“haolaopo，shengqile？”
womeihuiying，yanshenpingjingdisaoguotahaowubiaoyanhenjidejunlian，shixianxiayi，tongkongyisuo。
tachenshandeniu**cuole，jinzaowoqinshouweitadashangdelingdaibuyierfei。
luyansihushichajuedaolewodeshixian，lianshangyishanerguoxinxu，jiangyingdishenshouzhuailezhuailingkousuikoudao：
“jiabandeshihoubalingdaijiekaile，gujishiluozaibangongshile。”
ertadexiukoushanghaichanraozheyigenbushuyuwodehesejuanfa。
yixiliedexiaoxijiechedijiangwogangjianlihaodexinfanghuiyuyidan，wotuikaitalengzhelianjinlewoshi。
jiangtadebeizihezhentouquanburengzaidishang，suihoulisuodiguanmensuomen。
luyanyitouwushuidibuduanqiaomenhongzhewo：
“laopo，bieshengqile，wocuole，wobujinihaobuhao？”
“mingtianyoupaimaihui，wodainiqupaixianizuixihuandeneitiaohailanzuanshixianglian，haoma？”
woshizhongmeiyouhuiying，luyanyebushengqi，yijiunaixindihongleliangjuzhufudao：
“neilaopozaodianshui，womingtianqingjia，zhuanmenpeini。”
tingdaojiaobushengyuanqu，wocaitanruanxialaitangzaichuangshang，leishuibuzhengqidiluoxia。
shishenleyihui，wocaganyanleidakaishoujixiangyaoshuashipinzhuanyiyixiazhuyili。
ranerdashujujiangxuqinghedeshipinhaotuidaolewomianqian。
shizaicantinglipaideshoushiwushipin，zhibuguolianggerendetoushangdoudailetexiao，kanbudaolian，quenengkanchuyigexizhuanggelvdenanrenchongnidipeizheyishenfensequnzidenvhaipeitawannao。
nvhaidetouxiangkeai，yigedongmandexiaotuziqizaiyigelangshenshang。
tadetouxiangshixiaotuzidejiaose，wozhandouzhezhijiandiankaipinglunqu，yige1fenzhongqiangangpinglundelangtouxiangyonghuxiyinlewodezhuyili。
“xiaotuzi，jintiankaibukaixin？”
“开心！！”
nvhaihuidehenkuai，wodiankaitadezhuye，yishunjianjiangzhu，shoujizazailedishang。
congyinianqiandaoxianzai，meiyigejieri、shengri、jinianri，liangrendouzaiqingzhu。
ermeiyitiao，douyouneigelangtouxiangdeyonghupinglunpengchang。
huaichuaizhezuihouyisijiaoxing，wodakailangtouxiangdezhuye，kandaoleip，xinzhongzuihouyisiqingxingyebeichedijiaomie。
上海。
woguandiaoshoujiquansuojinbeizilishentibuduanzhandou。
zaidiyilvweiguangzhaoshejinfangjianlishi，wodeleizhongyuliuganle。
yihou，wobuhuizaiweitadiaoyidilei。