【阅读须知】
1.benwenpianshadiao，gengduo
2.xianhunhouai，haimeiaishangjiuquanleidale（qiaozhongdian）
3.benwennvzhuyizhidoushitongyigeren！youmajia！
4.sishehenduo，wukaojiu，doushizuozhedetufaqixiang！
5.有副cp
zuihouzheishiwunaoxiaotianwen，（）danaojicunchu，ainimenyou(*ෆ´˘`ෆ*)♡
————woshifenjiexian————
“lai！dajiahe！jinwandexiaofeijiemaidan！”
jiuguanlirentouzandong，beizhanxiangpengfachuqingcuideshengxiang，yinleshengzheneryulong，fangfoyaochongpowuding，renmendehuanshengxiaoyujiaozhizaiyiqi，xingchengyipiancaozaderenshengdingfei。
jiuzaizheishi，zheidaoshengyinturanzaizheipianxuannaozhongxiangqi，xiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi。
dajiafenfenzhuanguotou，jiangmuguangtouxiangshuohuaderen——suliqian。
suliqianzhanzaijiuguanzhongyangdeyizhangzhuozishang，tadechuxianjiuxiangyidaomingliangdeguang，shunjianzhaolianglezhenggejiuguan。
tadejifubaixiruxue，cikequeyinweijiujingdezuoyongerweiweifanhong，wanrushutoudepingguo，yourenzhiji。
tadeyizhishouwozhejiubei，limiandeyetisuizhetadedongzuoqingqinghuangdong，lingyizhishouzezaikongzhonghuluanhuiwuzhe，fangfozaiyuzhouweiderendazhaohu。
tadeshentiweiweiyaohuang，sihuyouxiezhanlibuwen，danneicanlandexiaorongqueshizhongguazailianshang，rangrenbujinweizhiqingdao。
neixiaorongruchunhuazhanfang，zuijiaogaogaoyangqi，fangfoyaoqiaodaotianshangquyiban，touluchuyizhongwufayanyudemanzuheyuyue。tasihuduizhongrendefanyingfeichangmanyi，yanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang。
dankanzheizhangdaizhexiaoyideliandan，huirangrenjuedetashigeguaiqiaokeaidenvhai，wenwankeren。
raner，dangmuguangjixuwangxiayidongshi，renmenbianhuizhuyidaotaneiaorendeshenzi。zaijiuguanfenweidengdeyingzhaoxia，tadeshentisuizheyinledejiezouqingqingniudong，meiyigedongzuodouchongmanleyunlvhehuoli，sanfachuyizhongdutedemeili。
kandaozheiyangdeyouwu，rangbamuguangtouxiangtaderenbuyoudeyileng，suihouhuanhushengzaizheigejiuguanciqibifu。
“ehu，meinvdaqi！”
“he！dajiajinqingdewan！”suliqianbiaoshihenmanyizheigehuanhusheng。
jintianduiyusuliqianlaishuoshigehaorizi，yinweizaizheitianturandezhizijibaofule！suoyikaixindehejiuhehaile。
buguoxianzaiyijingtanzaishafashangbushengrenshile。
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“si～，touhaotong，guoranhaishibunenghetaiduojiu。youdianyun。”suliqianyongshouqiaoleqiaozheetou，mimihuhudezhengkaiyan。
好家伙，大帅哥！
suliqiankanzhezhanzaiyanqiandenanren，chuanzhesongsongkuakuadeyupao，neiruoyinruoxiandexiongji，rangtayanjingyiliang，buyoudetunletunkoushui。
xinlihaizaixiang，wodelaotianye，shibushiyekanbuguoquwoguadetaijiule，jiwolaidian**a，suiranshizaizuomeng，danshizheimenglidenanrenyetaijipinle！
zhijieliangyanfangguang，erhuabushuopuleshangqu，zuichunxiangtie，shouyebulaoshi……
beipudenanren——junjinyibeiduifangdezheifancaozuojinongmengleyishun，danshiruanyuzaihuai，erqietaliangdeguanximingzhengyanshun，zenmekenengzuohuaibuluan，zhijie“niuzhuanqiankun”，zhangwozhudongquan。
chuangwaideyuxixililidixiazhe，fangfoshidaziranzaidanzouyishouqingroudejiaoxiangqu。yudidazaichuanghushang，fachuqingcuideshengxiang，yuwuneideshuishengjiaozhizaiyiqi，wanruerzhongzouyiban。
zheiyushengheshuishengxianghuhuying，shiergaokangjiang，shierdichenwanzhuan，rutongchaoshuibanqifubuding……
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次日中午
suliqianyouyouzhuanxing，xiayishishengelanyao，danshiyidongjiujuedezijiyaosanjiale，youdianyihuo：“zahuishi，zenmeganjueguaiguaide，suzuihaihuiquanshensuantong？！”
tabizheyanjingjiannandecongchuangshangpaqilaikaozaichuangtou，suijihuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan，yanqiandejingxiangrangtabujinyouxiejinge。zheigefangjiandebuzhisanfachuyizhonggupoerdianyadeqixi。
fangjiandeqiangbibeituchengleshenmuse，fangfoshijingguosuiyuechendianhoudeyanse。muzhidejiajubaifangdezhengzhengqiqi，meiyijiandoutouluzhegulaodeyunwei。dibanshangpuzhehouhoudeditan，jiaocaishangquganjuerouruanershushi。
yuzijineifen**nentieman“bukemiaoshu”haibaodefangjiandaxiangjingting。
kandaozheibanchangjing，suliqianxinzhongyiwanpi**piaoguo，wobushizaihejiuma？zheishina？woshishei？wozaiganma？
suijiyoubishangyanjing，［buganzhengkaiyan～xiwangshiwodehuanjue～］。
zaiyizhengyanfaxianhaishineiyang，kuaisuzhenglisixu，woshibushiganshangchaoliuchuanyuele？！zhending，chuanyueeryi，meishadabulede。danshi！
“aaaaaaaa，laotianye，nizenmeyaozheimeduiwo？！woganggangbaofua！woneisuweimoumiandewaigongjiwoliudeyidabiyichanwohaiyimaoqiandoumeiyonga！”
suliqianwunengkuangnu，xiangzaichuangshangfafengdagun，danshizijiyidongjiuganjuegutouyaosanjiale，dongyebugandong，zhinengyanhanreleikanzhechuangwaihaoxiangshizaikongsulaotian！
zhengdangsuliqianzuozaichuangshanghaizai“ganhuaibeiqiu”deshihou，“dongdongdong”deqiaomenshengxiangqi，suijichuangtoujushangdeduijiangjichuanlaiyidaolvexiancanglaodeshengyin。
“furen，ningaiqile，womenyijingjininbeihaolewucan，ninshizaifangjianjiucanhaishixialou？”
tingdaozheijuhua，suliqiandenaohailishunjianxianqileyichangjingtaohailang。“furen？wo？”tabujinnannanziyudao，“nandaozheigetongmingtongxingderenyijingjiehunle？”
zheigeturuqilaiderenzhirangsuliqianyouxiecubujifang，tadexintiaodouranjiakuai，fangfoyaotiaochusangziyaneryiban。
raner，jiuzaitahaichenjinzaizhenjingzhizhongshi，menwaidelaoguanjiasihuchajuedaolewuneideyichang，youqingqingdiqiaoleqiaomen，bingqielvedaijiaojidiwendao：“furen，shifashengshenmeshilema？xuyaowozuoxieshenmema？”
suliqianbeizheiqiaomenshengmengdilahuilexianshi，tashenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijideshengyinbaochipingjing，ranhouqingleqingsangzi，guzuozhendingdinazheduijiangjihuidadao：“mei……meishenmeshi，nibawucanfangmenkouba，denghuiwozijichulaina。”
jinguantadeyuqijinliangxiandeqingsongziran，danneipiaohubudingdeyanshenquezaoyijiangtaneixindehuangluanbaoluwuyi。
“好的。”
“xinghaofangjianlizhiyouwoyigerena！”suliqianxinyouyujidipailepaizijineigaosongdexiongfu，fangfozheiyangjiunengrangtaneikehaizaipengpengzhitiaodexinshaoshaopingjingyixie。