第1章
“ainimenkangejianneiren，zenmepamatongshangyidongbudong？”
“tianna......haoexindeweier，tashiheduolezaituba？”
“zheibushixijiadaxiaojiema，wozenmejuedeta......silea？”
weishengjiannei，jigenvrenweizhemougejian，guanwangbantianhouhaishidouzheshoutuilexiapazaimatongshangdeshengzhuangnvzi。
nvzidangjishunzhelidaoruanmianmiandaodi，luchudemianrongcangbairuzhi，shuangmoujinbi，jingshiyidongbudong。
“a——zhendesile！”
jirenjianjiaoyishenglianmanghoutui，shoumangjiaoluandibaojing。
......
吵死了。
nvrenjianjiaosheng，gaogenxiecaidisheng，xueyepengpailiudongsheng......zhouweicaozadikuaiyaocipoermo。
yishizhujianhuilong，xiwenjunzhijuedezijinaodaitengdekuaiyaobaozha。
“ding！ganyingdaosuzhusuxing，xitongjingling250haoqidong——”
shenmesuzhuhexitong？xiwenjuntengdetouyunmuxuan，mengmenglonglongjianyiweizijihuanting。
“ding！yizidongbangding。”
“ding！zengsongsuzhuxinshoulibaoyige。jiancedaosuzhumuqianzhuangtaibujia，shifoushiyong‘tuoguancaozuo’？morendaojishikaishi——shi、jiu......”
naoneihuantuodi“ding”gebuting，xiwenjunbeichaodenaodaiwengwengxiang，zhijiekaima，“bimai！”
“zhashileaaa——”
tingdaotangzaidishangmeilehuxiderenturanchusheng，gangbaowanjingdenvrenmenjingkongdilishengjianjiaoqilai，luohuangertao。
xiwenjunxianxiebeizhenlongleerduo，zhengkaiyanjinghuanlehuier，caitiqiliqizuoqishenlai。
“shenjingbingba......”tachaomenkoufangxiangdishengdunangleyiju。
xiwenjunnulifuzheqiangzhanleqilai，shenxingdounanyiwenzhu。luneichenzhongduntongzhenzhenxilai，banzhetouyunyanhua，fenmingshibeiguanduolejiu。
tabushiyinweijilaobandangjiu，jiujingzhongduzaijiuhucheshangzhijiequtiantanglema？
haiyougangcaizaitanaozhongzicheng“xitong”deguozaoshengyin，xiwenjunzhijueyitouwushui。
tatuoxiajiaoshanghentiangao，tizhegaogenxiediediezhuangzhuangdifuqiangchuleweishengjian。
cizhuanbingliangqingu，xiwenjunlengdebutingdaduosuo，ditouyikanjingranzhiyouboboyishenhongseduankuanlianyiqun。
taxinzhonganmayiju，wangxialalelaqunbai，yigebucha“dong”dizhuangzaileshenmeshang，liejuyixiaxianxieyangshuaizaidi。
“mubiaoduixiangchuxian，kaiqituoguan！”
“什——”
huanledexitongshengzaiduxiangqi，xiwenjunhaimeilaidejifawen，zhijieshiquleyishi。
......
xiaojingchenzhouzhemeitou，raokaifangcaizhuangshangtaxiongtanghunshenjiuqidexiwenjun，tadeweihunqi。
zuichenglezheishenzhibuqingdemoyang，yougounankan。
xiaojingchenmubuxieshi，jieguoxiayimiao，jiujiangzaileyuandi。
rouruowugudexiaoshoucongbeihouchanleguolai，louzhuxiaojingchen，“jingchengege......songwohuijiama。”
xiaojingchenlengzhelianpieleshenhoutezhuyiyan，tezhuxinlingshenhui，lianmangshenshoubaxiwenjuncongzongcaishenshangyingsilexialai。
xiwenjunzuiyanmenglongdixianxieyoushuaidao，jiaobuliangqiangdizaiduchaoxiaojingchenpuleguoqu，“xiaojingchen......ni、nibunengshiluanzhongqi！”
“wo......woduzili，younidehaizi！”
“niduibuqiwojiusuanle......buneng、bunengduibuqitaawuwuwu......”
zheigefengnvren，daodizaihuyanhuyushenme！
luguozhirenjieweierrencemu，biezhexiaozhizhidiandian，jiuchadangchangdaxiaole。
tezhulimaganzoutingxialaichiguadequnzhongmen，toupiyizhenfama。
wanlewanle，xijiadaxiaojierangzongcaidiuneimedalian，tahuibeisharenmiekoude！
xiaojingchenlianseshifennankan，etoubaochuqingjinlai，suoxingyibajiangnvrenanzaiqiangshangchenshengdao，“xiwenjun，niruozaihunao，xiuguaiwoduinibukeqi！”
tachenchenheimouzhongshayibixian，weixieyiweimingxian。
ranerxiwenjunwailewaitou，yanhongdechunweiweididuleqilai，zhouqimeitoulaisihuzairenzhensikao。
buguojimiaozhong，talianshangjiuguaqilejiaomeiyoutianzhendecanlanxiaorong。
“好、好啊。”
taturanzhudongdianjiaocouleshangqu，chunyuchunzhijiandunshijinshengzhichi。
nvrenshenshangdandanxiangshuiqihejiuqiyongrubiqiang，xiaojingchenyouneimeyishunjiandeshishen，zhidaokanjiantayandiyishanerguodejiaoxia。
该死。
daitafanyingguolaiyaotuikaixiwenjunshi，xiwenjunyijingchenshijiuzhuletaxizhuangwaitao，“wo......”
xiaojingchen，“......”
guangjiaodebupachuanxiede，shangqianwandeshougouandounengmianbugaisetanxiadexiaojingchen，cikeduizheifengnvrenshushouwuce。
yiqianzenmemeifaxian，xiwenjunzheimehujiaomanchan！
“quzhaoxijiaren。”tamenshengxialing。
tezhucacazijietoulenghan，yingzhetoupihuibao，“xiaozong，xiwenjundedidixishaocheng......yijinglichangle。”
xiaojingchendeliangengheile，banshanghoucailengxiaoyisheng，“bajiejieguanzuilejiupao，xishaochengdaodishihejuxin？”
zheigechunnvrenshidikongaiwanqi，xishaochengbuguanshuoshenmedouyantingjicong。
kanzheiyangzi，duobanshibeirenmailehaizaibangrenshuqian。
“buyaoguantala......song、songwohuijiama！”
zuixunxundenvrenbaozhexiaojingchensajiao，yangzheshuirundezuiyanhehongchun，shuoshikeyiyou.huo，juebuguofen。
xiaojingchenyaxiaxintouyishunjidong，mizheyanjingtaiqixiwenjunxiaba，“woquandangshinixijiazaiqiuzhu，jiubangnizheiyici。”
xiwenjunzhazhayan，haimeitingmingbaixiaojingchenzaishuoshenme，zhijueyizhentianxuandizhuan，jingshibeixiaojingchendahengbaoleqilai。
xiaojingchenzuijiaogouqichaofengdehudu，“qingdexiangzhangzhiyiyang，guangguzhejixishaochengtaoxintaofeile？”
xiwenjunwozaitahuaili，shenchuxianzhizaixiaojingchenxinkoulaihuihuaquan，shengyinwumeiyoudaizheaiyuanjinger，“neinilaitaoxintaofeijiwoya，haobuhao？”
xiaojingchenmianbugaise，“bizui。”
xiwenjunyipiezui，“bujiefengqing......”
jiudianwaidelengfengyichui，xiwenjundalegelengzhan，manmanhuifuleyishi。
自己怎么被人抱着？
tachenmoditaitoudaliangxiaojingchenyifan，jinliangpingjingdizainaozhongfawen，“xitong，shibushinigaodegui？”
xitongxinggaocailie，“shideyasuzhu！tuoguanjiushixitonghuibangnizidongzuorenwue，shixianshifenzhong！zheigerenwuduixiangshuaibushuai？”
帅帅帅，帅你个鬼！
xiwenjunmalexitonghaojiju，xinxiangzheijiahuozhenshibatahaicanle！
gangcaiyishiduanxiandeshifenzhongli，tanaozhongmomingqimiaoduolehenduojiyi。sisuobantianhou，xiwenjuncaibeicuidifaxian，tasihuchuanchengleyibenyanqingxiaoshuodenvpei，haishigexiongdawunaodeedupaohui......
erganggangbatabaojinchelidexiaojingchen，shitaxianzaideweihunfu，danyeshinanzhu。
gouyinnanzhu，zheibushidengzhebeinvema？
benlaijiushipaohuile，nunulihainenggouxiaqu，xitongzhenshibatawanghuokenglitui！
xitongweiweiququ，“wowenguonikaibukaituoguanlema，nimeishuohuajiushimorenkaiqige！”
xiwenjunnudao，“jiwopa！”
miaoleyiyanzuozaishenbianxiaoqidexiaojingchen，xiwenjunjianzhiyigetoulianggeda。
yuanzhulinanzhuxinggelengxuewuqing，kongbudikanbifanpai，zenmepianpianzhaoreleta？
guqizhuangshiduanwandeyongqi，xiwenjunchelechexiaojingchenyixiu，“neige，gangcaiwoheduole，buhaoyisia。”
xiaojingchenchunxianjinbeng，manlianbuyue。
这么小心眼？
shiyizhicile，xiwenjunxinyiheng，“buran，womenyixiaominenchou？”
萧靖辰：？？？