第4章 怪力萝莉

jiziyaojuedezijidezuichunyoudianfama,tongxiaoyueyilianrenzhendekaolong:“haochima?”

“……”jiziyaoyaxianeixindebushuang,tajiusuanbaoli,zongfanbuzhenaoziyouwentidaogengeshazizhiqi。

yushi,tanandedehaopiqidao,“wozijihuichi,erqienikedaowole。”

tayanyuhaisuanlimao,yuqiqueyincecede,lingyishaocailiantangdaishuideyouyingleguolai。

jiziyaobizhibuji,zhengshaocaisazailejiziyaodeshenshang。

“diaole……”tongxiaoyuejingyashuodao,yongshouzhuaqitayifushangdoudecai,renzhendeshuo:“langfeishibuhaode,buyaolangfei。”

jingguotazheimeyijiaohe,tadeyifu……gengzangle!

jiziyaobiaoqingyinleng,ketongxiaoyuegenbenkanbulaiyanli!

第三勺,又来了!

tachifandeshihoubuxihuanyourensihou。

fantingzhongzhiyoutahetongxiaoyue,zheiweiyoushigeshade,haiyouyishenmanli!

weilebimianxiayishaozaihunluanzhongsazaizijilianshang,jiziyaolengzheyizhanglian,mingzhidezhangkailezuiba。

“zhenguai!”tongxiaoyuebulinkuajiang,gengjialaijing,meiyiyangcaidoujitalaiyishao,renzhendeshuodao:“fangxinba,wohuizhaoguhaonide!”

yidunbinghuangmaluandefanchiwan,jiziyaodeyifuyijingbukanrumu!

tongxiaoyueshifenmanyizijide“huazuo”,pailepaiyouhuhudeshouzhuanshenjiuzou。

renpingjiziyaozaishenhouhualizangdaodihanta,tajiudangmeitingjian,tongshoutongjiaozhitingtingdehuilezijiwoshi,zhishengxiayijuniantaopiaojinjiziyaoerzhong:“chibaogaishuijuele,yueyueyaoshuijuele。”

该死!

jiziyaoyounidehunshennanshou,huaiyizheinvrenshibushibeishezhilechengxudeai!

jiuzhidaoxinglechi、chileshui!

huidaowoshi,tongxiaoyuelianshangchishayishou,mianwubiaoqingdeduizhejingzizhaolezhaoshenshangdecaitang,lianshangbumianluchuxiexianqi。

jijiziyaoweifandeshihoutazijishenshangyezhanlebushao。

yigeshazi,zijidouzhaogubuhao,hekuangzhaoguyigecanji!

tahengxiaoyisheng,jianguaibuguaidejinleyushi。

rehuhudeshuihenkuaijiangshenshangdezangwuheyiweichongxiganjing,shuiliuhuaguoxuebaidejifu,tongxiaoyueshufudetanlekouqi,naozilishanguojiziyaobaonuquepeihedeshenqing。

真有意思!

tongxiaoyueguoleyujinchumen,zaikanjianchuangbiandelunyishi,zhenggerenshihualeyishunjian!

jiziyaohaishichuanzheyongcanshidezangyifu,tatingzhizhejibeikaozailunyishang,ceyanzaidengguangyinyingxiadachuyidaoxiyinrendejianying。

budebushuo,zheirendepixiangmeidetiao!

“都是你画的?”

gujiefenmingdeshouzhiyipianpianfanguohuace。

jiziyaodeshenqinghenrenzhen,fangfozijizaixinshangshenmeshijieminghua。

“biedongyueyuedehua!”tongxiaoyuejihonghongdechongdaojiziyaomianqian,jiangtagezaihuamianshangdeshouzhuangkai,mujihuduziyibanquanzhuzijidehua,renzhendeshuo:“xiaoyashuole,yueyueshihuahuadetiancai,tiancaidelingganbukeyibeibierenpiaoqie!”

hualuo,heiliangdeshuangyandiliuliudefangbeijiziyao,shengpaduifang‘piaoqie’letadezuopin。

“……”

不至于不至于。

jiziyaoandiyaoleyaohoucaoya,jiangbeizhuangtongdegujiezangzaishenhou。

zheishazibiedemeiyou,hunshenmangliqi!