第1章 叔叔你好帅

“你不要过来!”

sumuwanjingkongdezhengdayanjing,chongchaotapuguolaidenanrennuhou,shentibutingdexianghouquansuo。

keshi,tayueshihoutuineigenanrenyueshidecunjinchi,zhirededashoucongtadelianjiahuadaoxiongkou,taxiangshiyizhifaleqingdemengshouzhangzhexuependakou,shiyaozhetabaixidebojing。

“tingxia,nige**!”sumuwanshituzhuajinliangpangdefushou,faxianzijiquanshenmeiyoumeileliqi,tamodexiangqisuyunjitadeneipingshui。

tahaiqiguaisuyunzenmeneimehaoxin,yuanlaishuiyouwenti!

tafennudekanxiangmianqiandenanren:“wojiniqian,nimashangtingxia!”

nanrenyouyishuangyingyibandeyanjing,xiangshidaofenghuaguoboliruilidekepa。taxiangshizairenshouzhemouzhongkuxingyibanhunshennanshou,shuangmouxinghong,lengjiaofenmingdelianpangniuquchengzhengningdeyituan。

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“buyao,nige**,nifangkaiwo!!”sumuwanshuangyanxumanleishui,juewangdedajiao。

nanrenyingyiyangdeyanjingdongledong,chunbianruoyousiwudegouqiyimoxiexiao。

chaneijian,yidaoshandiancongtiankongshuhuerguo,zhaoliangletadelianpang。neishiyizhangjunmeijuelunhuangrudaokedelian,wuguanlitifenming,yongyouhunxueeryibandeshensuiyanwohelitingbizi。

dantazhenggerendoushilengde,lengdaorangrenfazhan。

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瓢泼大雨从天而降。

bangexiaoshihou,sumuwanbukan**yunleguoqu。

jintianshitashijiusuideshengri,tacongnvhaierbianchenglenvren。

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“duibuqiyeshao,womenlaiwanle!”guanjiajuzheyibachaodaheisan,qianbeidewanzheyao,huangkongdao。

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“tashishei?”tadididewen。

guanjiazhiyiyanjiuzhidaogangcaifashengleshenme,kanleyanbaisecheliangdechepai,huibingdao:“yinggaishisujiasuqishandedunv。”

tadakaimaibahechemen,tameizaitingliu,qushenzuojinqu,chezihenkuaishilizheitiaoanheihuangpidejiedao。

duozaicaoconghoumianmudulezheiyiqiedesuyunjuzhesanhuanhuandezhanqilai,gouqiyimojianjidechengdexiao,nachushoujibolegedianhua:“biaogenibuyonglaile,yourentiwomenbashiqingbanchengle!”

六年后,华国京都。

“peng”,yiliangbaisedazhongboluozhuangshangleleyiliangdingjiheiselaosilaisi,sumuwanhedexinzangkuaiyaotiaochulai,xiayishidesuoqibozi,haibuwangzhidaohoumianertongzuoyishangdeningning:“ningning,kuaipaxia,paxia!”

“mami,nidechejihaolanyo!”ningningwuqingdechaoxiao。

sumuwanwuyu,zhenshiqinshengguinv,wushiwukezaitixingtajiushigefeiwu。

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zheishiyaotapeidaoqingjiadangchandejiezoua!

tahuitoukanzhehouzuodeningning,jusangdao:“ningning,duibuqi,womenwanghoujitiankongpayouyaojieyisuoshile!”

ningningchaotafandabaiyaner,naishengnaiqidao:“zongshirangwojinishoushilantanzi,wonengzenmeyang,woyehenwunaia,sheirangwozhiyouyigemamia!niguaiguaidengzhe,kanwode!”

shuozhe,jiekaizuoyishangsuokou,juezhe**xialeche。

“宁宁不要!”

sumuwanxiangyaozuzhi,meilaideji,tadebaobeinveryijingdaotengzhexiaoduantuizhaoqianchetanpanqule。

sijilaozhougangyaoxialaijiaoshe,chechuangshangturanyingchuyizhangmengdadadexiaonvhaierlian。

xiaolianroududude,yishuangdayanjingwanruoxingxinghushangebuting,xiaoqiaodebizi,yingtaoxiaozui,yaoduokeaiyouduokeai。

laozhoukanxianghouzuodexiaoyucheng:“shaoye,ninkan……”

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yishuangchengliangdepixiecaizaidishang,chemendakai,tamaichuzhangtuixiaqu,jugaolinxiadekanzhechepangdexiaonvhaier,danmodao“qujiaonijiadarenguolai!”

ningningdiliuliudezhuanlezhuandayanjing,yibabaozhuxiaoyuchengdedatui,yangzhechunzhendexiaolian:“shushunihaoshuaia!”

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“banijiadarenjiaolai!”xiaoyuchenghuanlehuanyuqidao。

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gangtiejurenxiaoyuchenglenggouxiachunjiao:“zhuangkelianzheizhaoduiwobuhaoshi!”

ningningyikanruandebuxing,mashangcaganyanlei,xiaogebowangxiongqianyibao,huanchengyifuyansulaomoushensuandebiaoqing,neiwomenjiulaiyingde。

tazhizhedishangdebaixianzhenzhenyouci:“zheilishishixianluduan,niyaxianchaoche。”

ranhouyouzhizhibuyuanchudeweitingdebiaozhi:“zheilibuxutingche,niweiguitingche。tingchehaitingzaicheweiwaimian。”

“xiangrangwomamipeiqian,qingzijixianqujiaofakuan!”

yipangdelaozhouhedezhimaolenghan,taqueshimeiyoubasijigongzuozuohao,danzheilishixiaoshijituanquyu,bieshuoweiguitinggeche,jiushirangchehengzhepaoyemeirenganguan。

“xiaopengyou,nitingwoshuo……”

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