“诶，糖葫芦诶。”
“guniang，kankanzheizanziba，henbianyide。”
“rangyirang，mafanrangyirang。”
“xiaojie，qianmianjiushiliuyunfangle，zanmenjingdouzuidadeyanzhige。”
yelishuzouzaijieshang，kanzheshenbianlailaiwangwangderenmen，yanzhongshanguoyisimingliang。
zuoye，tajingranzhongshengle，qichuyiweishihuiguangfanzhao，danshixianzaitakeyiqueding，zijizhendemeiyousi。
yahuannianxialingzhetalaidaoleliuyunfang，tiaoxuanyanzhi。
yelishuchuanzheguangxiuliuxianqun，toudaijinchai，xingzouzaijieshang，bushaonanzidouhuicemu，zhiyinzheizhongmeiren，bainiannanyu。
daolefangnei，xiaoerreqingdezhaodai，yelishuxinqingyehenbucuo，zailimiantiaotiaojianjian。
dangtakandaoyigezhongyideloukongliujinjinheshi，shenhouturanchuanchuyidaojiaohengdeshengyin。
“nishoulinazhedeneige，woyaole。”
yelishugangxuanzhongyigexinyideyanzhiyanse，tingdaoshenhoudeshengyin，lijizhuanshenkanqu。
zhijianyigeshenchuanxiufenqiansetaohuacixiuzhangqundenvzi，xiabaweiweitaiqi，yanzhongmanshibuxiedekanzheta。
“yelishu，buhaohaozaijiadaizhejingdaijiaruchangdufu，haiganchulaimaiyanzhi？”
nvzishuozhe，haishangqianzouleliangbu，yanzhongdebiyizhiseshennong。
tajixushuodao：“e~womingbaile，nixiangyongnizheizhanghumeilianqutaohaochangdudaren，buranpashihuobuguodangwanzishiba。”
nvziyanzuidaxiao，tashenhouderentingdaotadehua，kanxiangyelishudemuguangzhouranyibian，youkongju，youlianmin。
jingdouchangduyuanshang，beirenmenguanyiyanwangzaishidenanren。
以狠辣无情著称。
yelishuzhishijingjingdekanzheshenqiandenvziguozao，meiyousihaolihuideyisi，bashouzhongdejinhedijinianxia，dandandeshuodao：“nianxia，fuqian。”
shuowan，shineinvziruwuwu，jixutiaoxuanzheyanzhi。
neinvzijiantabuweisuodong，liansemengdibianleng，“yelishu！nijingranwushiwo？”
“wotongnishuohua，nijingranyijubuhui，zheihaiweijiaruchangdufubianrucixiaozhang，neichangdufuyeguanzheni，mingmenguinvdeyitaidoubuyaole！zhenshidiuren！”
erbiandeguozaoxianggebuting，yelishudeliuyemeiweiweizhouqi。
“guoling，nikeganzaishuoyici？”yelishushuangyanjindingzheta，lvedaishayi，zhiyintarulechangdufu。
guolingbeitadeyanshenhedao，dunshiyouxiehaipa：“ni......”
zheishi，tashenhouzhanchulaiyiweinvzichanzhutadeshoubei，suihoujiulengxiaodao：
“linger，renjiamashangjiuyaojiaweirenfule，cishizaibumaixieyanzhi，rihoupashigengmeijihuile。”
“zaizhe，tamaineimeduoyanzhi，yeshiweilehetafujunkeyigongtongtantaoyier，womenshuoneimeduoyewuyong。”
她是懂阴阳怪气的。
sheirenbuzhichangduyuanshangshigetaijian。
ertaijiandouxihuanbainongyixieyanzhishuifen。
genzaishenhoudejigenvzidoushixiaoshenglianlian，guolingkanxiangyelishu，yanzhongdechaofengsihaobujiayanshi。
yelishulengyankanxiangtamen，zhunbeidaizhenianxialiqu，jiuzaizheishi。
liuyunfangmenkouxiangqiyizhenzhengqidejiaobusheng，jinjiezhejiujinlaileyizhongjinyiwei。
suoyourenlijiwanghoutuiqu，buganzaiduoyan。
erqizhongdeguolingjirengengshibeihedelianshanghaowuxuese。
jinyiweizenhuichuxianzaizheili？
manmande，yiweimianrongbaixi，lianyoudianzhangdanbushiyingjundenanzi，chuanzheanhongsefeiyufu，shouzhongniezhepazihuanhuanzoulejinlai。
huangusizhou，xuanjilaidaoyelishushenqian，gongjingdexingli。
zhongrendouzaicaicetadeshenfen，danyelishucongtajinmenneiyikebianzhixiaoletadeshenfen。
taduizhetadianlediantou，“zhanglixingkuaiqingqi。”
tashiyuanshangshenbiandelixingbaihu，yingxing。
yingxingjianyelishuzheigefanying，youxiechayi。
chuanwenyelishuduizijiaduzhuhenshiyanepaichi，jinriyijianlveyoubutong。
taganjinshuodao：“yexiaojiekeshizaitiaoxuanyanzhi，bumanninshuo，ciliuyunfangyeshiduzhumingxiachanyezhiyi，yexiaojieruoshixihuan，zhiguannaqu。”
shuowan，tajiujindingzheyelishuyaoruhehuida。
yelishuzhishidandandedianleyixiatou，xuanjiduizheyuanchudexiaoer，zhizhemianqiandejiazishuodao：
“doujiwobaoqilaiba。”
yingxingyouxiedaizhule，nandaochuanyanshijiade？
zaixiaoerdabaohaozhihou，rangnianxialinzhezouchuliuyunfang，yingxingjiugenzaiyelishushenhou。
yelishuzhuanshen，lianshangdaizhemingmeidexiaorongshuodao：“laofanzhanglixingle，tiwoxieguonijiaduzhu。”
yingxingzaitazouhou，yizhilengzaiyuandi，suihouxiangdaoleshenme，yanjingyiliang。
huidaoliuyunfangnei，zuijiaogouqilengxiao，shengyinjianrui：“lairen，bajiweixiaojieqinghuiquba。”
guolingliansecangbai，dahoudao：“fangsi，wonaiguojiaren，nigandongwo？”
sheizhiyingxingxiaochushenglai，buxiedekanzheta：“guojia？suanshenmedongxi？”
shuowan，talianmangyaoganhuiqu，tayaobingbaoduzhu，yexiaojiehaoxiangbingbupaichita。
yilushang，nianxiadoudanzhanxinjingde，kanzheqianmiandeyelishu，juedezijiaxiaojiefangfoyiyezhijianbianleyigeren。
buguozheiyangdexiaojiehaobaqi！
yefu，yelishugangdaojia，jiuyouyigepanghuhudemamazouleguolai，mianronglengdan，feichangfuyandeqianshenxingli。
“daxiaojie，laofurenyaojianni。”