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dashijieshizongsannian，yihuilaijiuqingwofeiletadelinggen。
tamuguangdaizhi，chichishashade，youzhepangrenweitatichuzheiyangdeyaoqiu。
tamenshuodashijiebeihaoxinrenshouliu，rujinyiyousangehaizi，yingfeichulinggenhuiguijiating。
这话我听不懂。
nishishuoyixianggaoaodedashijie，yaoweileyigefanrennonghu，fangqiyiqie，qudashanlinaijigefanrenhaizi？
开什么玩笑！
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“xiaoshimei，rujinnishi**zhangmenren，jirandashijieyucinonghunanziyijingyoulesangehaizi，niweiheburangdashijiequguoputongrenderizi？”
“jiuyinweitashidashijie！”
shengxianzongsannianqianweichumoweidaozoushiledashijie，sannianlaiwobuduanxunzhaodashijiedezongji，zhongyuyoulexialuo。
kerangwomeixiangdaodeshi，dengdashijiehuilaizhishi，shenbianjingrangenzhesangehaizi。
ercengjingneigebingjiyugudedashijie，jingranbianchengleyigezaogaodenongfu，bujintoufahunhuang，yanshendaizhi。
gengkepadeshitaqueleyitiaotui，hailongleyizhierduo。
kandaozheigeyangzidedashijie，wozhenggerendoulengzhule，zhengxiangzhuiwenshisheibatabianchenglezheigeyangzi，qiliaotingdaoleshixiongdeyifanjingtianyanlun。
“xiaoshimei，rujinnishi**zhangmenren，youzigetishifushiniangchulizongmenzhishi，dashijiesannianqianchumoweidaozhishibushenshoushang，beicinanzidajiu。”
“errenqingtouyihe，dashijieyejuedingyishenbaoen，bingyucinonghuyunyulesangehaizi，jinridashijiehuiguizongmen，shixiangqingniweitafeichulinggen。”
wozenmeyebuganxiangxinshixionghuishuochuzheiyangdehua，cengjingdashijiekeshitamenrenrenyanzhongdejiaoaoya？
cengjingdedashijiekuxiuduanqingjian，yishouhanshuangbaojian，lingwushuyaomoguiguaiwenfengsangdan，erqiedashijiedexiuweizaoyidenglinhuashenjingjie。
wobuxiangxinyizhijiaoyitarushenjiededashijie，huizaicikexuanzefeichulinggen，zheigezhuanghunanrenjiehunshengzi。
suoyiwojujueleshixiongdetiyi，danzheiyezhaolailezongmenqitazididebujie。
youqishiershixionghesanshixiong，zheicijiushitamenerrenjiangdashijiezhaolehuilai，zongmenzhongyezhiyoutamenqingchudashijiejiujingfashengleshenme？
“ershixiong，wobuxiangxindashijiehuizuochuzheiyangdejueding，ruguoshuoyaobaodajiumingzhien，zengyuzhangshoudanyaohuozhejinqiandouwusuowei。”
“danwojuebuxiangxindashijiehuiyishenxiangxu，nimenmoyaohuyanluanyu，woyaoqinziwendashijie！”
shuowanwobiantuikaileershixionghesanshixiongjimanglaidaodashijiemianqian，zhuaqitadeshuangshoufangzaishouxin。
jinguanwomeiyouqinyankandaodashijiebaoshoukunan，dancongtacucaodeshuangshouyijibumanshanghendeshoubeilaikan，taderizijueduibuhaoguo。
“dashijienigaosuwo，nizhendeyaofeichulinggen，chedifangqizijideyiqiema？”
dashijieyandiyouzhengzha，zuichunyezaibutingdezhandou。
tadelinghunsihubeishenmedongxishufuzhu，bingqiezhengzaipinmingdexiangbanfazhengtuo。
yankantajijiangkaikoushuohuazhishi，pangbiannanrenhuailidehaizituranwawadakuleqilai。
neiyishunjian，dashijiedeshenseturanbiandemune，bingqiekuaisuzhuanguotou，jinrizaichangzhirenrucizhongduo，taquebuguanbugudekuanyijiedaijihaiziweinai。
cishiwocaizhuyidaoneigezhuanghurendehuaili，baozheyigeshengchanbujiudehaizi，yizuoyiyouhaigenzhelianggekushoudenanhaier。
zheilianggenanhaizhangdefeichangxiangsi，yinggaishishuangbaotaidashijiexiaoshiduanduansannian，jingranyijingyoulesangehaizi。
wobuganxiangxinrucishouruodedashijie，ruhezaishengxiazheiduishuangbaotai，renshouzheshentijidakuisundetongshi，youhuaishangledi2gehaizi。
youyudashijieditouweizhenainai，youdianyanlijiandenandiziquandouzhuanguoletou，nvdizizeshijimangchelaidangfengdashijiezhedang。
raneryouyudashijieshentitaiguoxuruo，naishuibuzu，haizichilemeiliangkoubianmeiyoulenaishui。
yinweijiehaizikaishiwawadaku，neigezhuanghurendunshizheleji，yibachekaidangfeng，bakaidashijielingyicedeyifu，jianghaizidetousaileguoqu。
“nizheigechunhuo，lianweinaidoubuhuima？haizizheibianchimeile，bunenghuanlingyibianma？”
rucicusudedongzuo，rangsuoyounvdizikanledoumianluxianezhise。
erwogengshihuomaosanzhang，yizhangbianjiangneigenanrendafeilechuqu。
“hunzhangdongxi，woshengxianzongdedashijieqishinisuiyikeyiranzhide！”
zheiyimukanshaleershixionghesanshixiong，errenjimangshangqianyizuoyiyoudikongzhizhulewodeshuangshou。
“xiaoshimeinizheishiganshenme？zheigezhuanghurenfantairouti，niruoshishangleta，kezenmexiangneixiefanrenmenjiaodai？”
sanshixiongyejimangjiezheershixiongdehuaquanjiewo：“xiaoshimei，nifenglema？womenzhidaonihedashijieshitongshuihuo，danrujinnibunenghuairenyinyuanya，niruoshishangletazhangfu，dashijiezennengyunishanbaganxiu？”
woxiayishizhuantouqukandashijie，ranerneiyishunjian，wokandaodashijieyanzhongluoxialeyidileishui。
neiyikewoxintongdaozhixi，wohedashijiedequeshitongshuihuo，zheishizhenggezongmenwurenbuzhideshi。
yinweiwoshizongzhuzhinv，shenfutianlinggen，shitianshengdexiuxianzhe，erdashijiebutong。
dashijieshicongfantairoutiyibubucuilianzhijin，qijianshouguodekunanbujiqishu，youduoshaocidoushishengsixianshangpaihuai。
dashijiejinglilezhengzheng300niancaidaolehuaxianjingchuqi，kewoquezhiyongleduanduan10nian，zhishishilishanglveyoucancha。
biwuzhishidashijielveshengyichou，yincitashifenkanbushangwo，meicijiandaowodouyaoyinyangguaiqijiju。
erwoyeshigeburaorende，meicibeidashijiechaofeng，zongyaoxiangbanfahaihuiqu，bijingwoshizongzhuzhinv，xiangyaoxiaoxiaobaofuyixia，haishihenrongyide。
cengjingdedashijiezuiyaneruanruozhiren，lianwodoukanbushang，genghekuangzheigezhuanghunanren。
“goule，zhengyinweiwoyudashijiebuhewocailejieta，moshuoshizheigezhuanghunanren，jiusuanshitianzhijiaozi，yeweibinengranggaoaodedashijieditou。”
“zheijianshiqingjueduiyouwenti，zanqiejiangtamenshouruzongmen，woyaozixidiaochacishi！”
tingdaowozheimeshuo，ershixionghesanshixiongdunshizheleji，youqishiershixiongwozhewodeshouwan，yijingrangwoyouxieyinyinzuotong。
“xiaoshimeibuyaozaihunaole，dashijiecengjingneiyangxiuruni，nandaonidouwanglema？”
“erqiedashijiedelinggenzhongzangzhewushutiancaifaqi，jirantayuanyifeichulinggen，nachulaigongxianjizongmenzidi，niweihebukenchengquanyuta！”
wodunshidengdaleyanjing，ershixiongcengjingshiduomeqinggaodexiuxianzhe，conglaibuxieyuzhengduofaqi，rujinjingnengshuodechuzheiyangdehua。
wodunshixinlianglebanjie，yeduidashijierujindejingshenzhuangkuangchanshenglezhiyi。
“dashijiedeqingkuang，sihushishihunzhizheng，ershixiongjingtonglinghunzhenfaba？”
“nimendoushixiuxianzhiren，jintianqianglewozheigezhuanghurendelaopobushuo，jingranhaigandashangwo，woyaoqutiandaowenshineiligaonimen！”
wodewentimeiyou，denglaiershixiongdehuida，fandaojinuleneigezhuanghuren，tapuguolaijinjinbaozhewodetui，sishiyaogenwoshuawulai。