第5章
yuanzhuduizheiweichugongzishikongbibuji，jiantajiuduo，fanerzhuzhanglechuxunshanxiaozhangqiyan，yuelaiyueguofen，dongshoudongjiao。
“nibuxihuanzheiyangme？”chuxunshansongkaideshouziranerrandidashangletadejian，“nixihuanxiaoyewozenmeyang，douyileni。”
duishangtadetaohuayan，yuanmoxiyoufanweidechongdong。
油腻到死！
yuanmoxibaochizhexiaorong，ceshenzhabazhabazheshiluludexingyan，“chugege，duoribujian，wodouxiangnile，dangranxihuanna。”
cuihuagenzaishenpangyanjingdouzhile，furenxunchangzuiweixunguidaojule，zheizhongrangrenqiyishenjipigedadehuashizenmeshuochukoude？
chuxunshanyeshimeiliaodao，cubujifanglengleleng，xuanjixinhuanufang，semimideyanwanchengleyueya，“neizhenghao，zanmenquchengxiangfuxiaozuo，ranggegekankannishizenmexiangxiaoyede。”
呵！
去丞相府？
做什么春秋大梦！
chenzhechuxunshanzhuanshen，yuanmoxizhouranhezhuleshoulideyousan，henhendiwangchuxunshankudanglitongqu！
“啊——”
chuxunshandangjiewuzhexiaofuyuandixuanzhuantiaoyue，goulouzheshenti，tongkujiaozhe。
yuanmoxixiansanzang，diuzailedishang，qingchunwuhaidelian，yanshenbinglengdaojizhi，“cuihua，taoyinzi。”
zheisan，suanshitamaidianjiade。
tatouyebuhui，yagenbuguanchuxunshandesihuo，xiangzaitashenshangkaiyou，menerdoumeiyou。
kejiuzaizheishi，yingmianyipijunmayangqiletieti。
“吁——”
mafujinzuanjiangsheng，zaiwanshangyifenbanke，yuanmoxidenaomenfeidebeimatichuaichuyigexuekulonglai。
zaizheiyishunjian，yuanmoxishenshangxiansubiaosheng，xinzangtingtiao。
haozai，matiluoxia，junmapinizhezhanzaitagenqian，tahaofawushang。
“jinglan，zenmehuishi？”
junmatuozhedemache，heijindemenlianzi，qianxuanguazhededenglong，xiezhege“qi”zi。
nanzixiaomaisedeshou，gujiexiuzhangfenming，bokailemenlian，youshenlengliedeyan，qiaqiayuyuanmoxisimuxiangjie。
aiyo，haizhenshiyuanjialuzhai，chugemenyenengbeiqishuchengzhuagezhengzhe。
shikongdejunmaxianxiezhuangren，jinglanxinyouyuji，“jiangjun，shi，shifuren。”
buyongjinglanfeihua，taziranshirenchulaile，dangxiabushaorendouzaiweiguan，gengduodewuzuitouxiao，xiaodeshineishoushangdechuxunshanwuzhekudangdunxiaqu，beiduizheqishuchengbuganzhenglianshiren。
qishuchengziranzhuyidaobaixingguaiyidemuguang，pieleyankeyidebeiying，youkanxiangyuanmoxi，“furenbuzaifuzhongjiangyang，zheishizaizuoshenme？”
diaoxihanzi，zoulenidelangyou？
yuanmoxiduanranbunengrucidafu，fouzedinghuiguanshangbushoufudedemingsheng，talongzhezhangxiu，chongzhemacheshangderenfulefushen，“fujun，erwenmeimeiyouyang，nujiamaixiecai，qinzixiachujimeimeibuyibu。”
买菜下厨？
qishuchengyandianchaoyongdong，“furenyouxinle。”
huayinluoxia，tafangxiamenliantuihuidaomachezhong，borendechunqinzheyimochaonong，tazheifurenshiyuelaiyuenengnaile，zhengyanshuoxiahua，mianbuhongxinbutiao。
yuanmoxizaijiajinjiangjunfuzhiqiantajiushuzhi，ziyoujiaoshengguanyang，shizhibuzhanyangchunshui，bieshuoxiachule，jiushilianyanmodoubuhui。
tadaoyaokankan，yuanmoxitadaodihaixiangshuashenmehuazhao。
machegungunqianxing，yuanmoxifushenxujiu，daidaoqishuchengdemacheyuanqufangtaiqitou，huanshileyiyanlinjiedeshangpu，diaoyanyechabuduole。
“cuihua，maicaiqu。”tazhaohuzhenvbiyuhuifudedaolubeidaoerchi。
“keshi，furen，chugongzita......”cuihuayuyanyouzhi，tazaiyibiankandezhenzhende，neichugongzitengdeyanleihuazhimao，yingshimeiyoukuhao。
“死不了。”
yuanmoxiyoufencun，xiacichuxunshanhaiganmaofan，tadingzairangtachangchangjinrizhiku。
zuofanzheizhongshi，yuanmoxidaxiaojiubushanzhang，gongzuozhihourichangmangliu，gengmeixinsixiachu，sancanwaimai，xiangkaolaozijibushihuoguojiushichuanchuan。
jiyayudoumaishangle，chengshizaicaibanpangdengdaitadelinxing。
yuanmoxichaozhedao，tiqiyouluoxiazaitiqi，shenzhibuzhidaogaihechuxiashouweihao。
tazhenxiangyidaopisilianggeshichenqiandeziji，shuoshenmeyaozuoxiachu，huangebiedeyoutoubuchengma？
yua，yu，nikannishidadade，huabuliuqiude，haidengzheyansibumingmu，dezuile......
yuanmoxizheijiuzheshouzhunbeixiangfenshi，turan，chufangmenkouyongjinlehaojimingjiading，tuantuanjiangzhaotaiweilegeshuixiebutong。
干什么？
tamenzhidaotaxiachukunnan，laidabashou？
yuanmoxizhengnamen，wufangqinshuyouyourandizoujinlai，congshangdaoxiadidaliangzheyuanmoxi，deyiyinhenzhisepashangmeishao，“jiwosou！”
“ganshenme！nimenbieguolai！qinshunifengle，woshijiangjunfuren！”yuanmoxijuzhecaidao，zaigudai，zunbeiliyiyouqizhongyao，fouze，zhiqiandeqinshuyemeibiyaozaitamianqianbeigongquxitaohao。
qinshugouqihongchun，mouguangbuxiezhiji，“wofengxianggongzhiming，huaiyinimouhaijiangxuejiejie，sou！”
糟糕！
shiweiqiqidishangqianjiangyuanmoxijinguzhe，yishuangshuangshou，xiangtashenshangbaituobuqudezhigu。
qinshumantiaosilidizoudaotamianqian，haozhengyixiadifengcizhe，“jiejie，meixiangdaoniyeyouluozaiwoshoushangdeshihou，changzaihebianzou，nayoubushixie，anchuochuodixiadu，jiaogennongfengyu，jiejiehaodadebenshia！”
yuanmoxidongdanbude，meiyoujieshixiadu，zhishimuguanglengche，“qinshu，nixianghao，yaogenwozuoduima？”
“weihewobunengyunizuodui？”qinshufangsichixiao，“niyibushouchong，erhaibushihaodai，zizuozishou！”
yuanmoxichaneijianwuyuningye，yinwei，qinshushuodeshishishi，zaijiangjunfutajiushigetoumingren。
qishuchengkongpashixiangzhitayusidi，yihuozhe，xiangyaojinyibudizhemota，rangtazaifuzhongbudeanning！
qinshudeshoudazaitajianshang，mosuozhetashenshangdedongxi。
不行！
dangqinshujiangshoutanxiangtayaojixizhedesuxiuhebao，yuanmoxizheicaihuangle。
tashenbanzhanlezhan，qinshuyijingniezhuhebaolidedongxi，yanzhongfangguang，“guoranshinizuode，zheishishenme？”
qinshushoulishigexiaociping，pingzilizhuangzheyaofen，mantuoluohuafen，qingzhemazui，zhongliangzhihuan！
jinrichumenshiouranpengdaode，shi**bizu，bitajiqinshuyongzaihoulongshangde，yaoxiaoqiangjingdeduo。
“zheishishenme？”qinshujuzheshoushangdepingzi，sishiyaorangwulisuoyourendoukanqingchu，jiangjunfurenyuanmoxi，biaomianwenroudafang，shizeshigemeiyourongrenzhiliangxiaduanhaijiangjunqieshidedufu。