第4章 扮猪吃老虎

fangmenwaihuranchuanlaidongjing,shengwannieshouniejiaodikailegemenfengxiangkankanwaimianshishenmezhuangkuang。

jieguomenyikai,guanjianeizhanglianzhouranchuxianzaiyanqian,hedeshengwanyitouzhuangzaimenbashoushang,wuyanyisheng,zhuangmozuoyangdikuzhehanteng。

laoguanjiahuangleshen,nalizhidaotaitaizhengyaokaimen,“taitai,dashaoyeqingniguoquyitang。”

shengwanzhuangzuomeiyoutingqing,zhuanxinzhizhidijixuku。

“taitai,dashaoyeneiliyouhaochide。”

chi?shengwankuleyibanshurantingxialai,chihuorenshebunengbeng!

talikepotiweixiao,gaogaoxingxingdigenzheguanjiaqulefuxiangchendeshufang。

fuxiangchenzuozaichuangkoujiewandianhua,zhuanyanbiankanjianshengwanshouleweiqudeyangzi。

nvrenlianshanghaiguazheleihen,wuguanshengdejingzhixiaoqiao,neiyizhanglianshuoqingchunyoubuqingchun,shuomeiyanyoubumeiyan,yongpiaolianglaixingrongyouxiandeyongsu。

kanzhexiaoqiaolinglong,kedangtatushouzhuaxiangdangao,naiyouhuleyizui。

fuxiangchenhaoxiangyijingduizheizhongqingkuangsikongjianguanle,jiaoguanjiatuoleyizirangtazuozhechi,qiaojiantajiemaoshangsihuhaiguazheleizhu,taishoudanleyixiatadeetou,“zenmehaikushangle?”

shengwanchidekaixin,yishuangyanjingxiaochengyueya,tianzheshoushangdenaiyou,zaoyibagangcaideshipaozhinaohou。

“哥哥,好吃耶。”

xingxushigangcaineitongdianhuadeyuanyin,fuxiangchenmeiyanjiandeliqihaimeiwanquansanqu。

shengwanchongtazhayan,yizhi**dexiaoshouhuranshenchulai,“gege,chicaomei,hentiande,chiletiandexinlijiubukule。”

shengwanbacaomeisaijinfuxiangchendezuili,zhuanyanyouziguzidichileqilai,wanquanjiushiyigemeixinmeifeidexiaohaimoyang。

wenmodeshixianluozaitashenshang,fuxiangchenruoyousuosidiqiaozheta,dandanshuo:“mingtianhuiyitangshengjia,nibabashuoxiangnile,rangnihuiquyitang。”

tahaishineifushahuhudezhaopaixiaorong,“gegehewoyiqima?”

xiangyebukeneng,tingshuofuxiangchenzaizheilinxibieshuzhuleyinianduo,jihumeizenmechuquguo,zenmekenengweitapoli?

“daoshihourangsijisongnihuiqu。”

tameiyouzhengmianhuida,xiangguanjiashilegeyanse,shengwanjiubeiguanjiadaizoule。

……

第二日,盛家。

jialideyongrenmencongyizaojiukaishimangliuzuozhunbei,xiangshizhunbeiyingjieshenmezhongyaoderen。

shengwandangranbuhuichundaoyiweishizaihuanyingziji,shenwanhebabudetalikaishengjiazhihoujiubuyaozaihuilai。

lianshenganludoupotianhuangdidaizaijiali,shenwanhemunvyoushengzhuangdaban,kanyangzilairenshenfenhenlebude。

“wanwanlai,rangbabakankan,fuxiangchenduinihaoma?”

盛晚心里一阵呕吐。

shenganluchongaitabujia,dantadexindaodihaishixiangzheshenwanhemunvde,fouzeyebuhuiweileliyibanverjiajiyigecanfei,zheihuierzhuangchuyifuhaobabadeyangzijisheikanni?

biaomianxiaoxixi,xinlimmp,shuodejiushicikedeshengwan。

“ma,shijunshenglaile。”shengananchuanzheyijianpiaoliangdequnzi,huazhejingzhidezhuangrong,wanrucongtonghualichulaidegongzhu。

doushishengjiadenver,yigeyourugongzhu,beiwanqianchongai,yigequezongshizangxixide,chushizhihouyongyuanbeihushizaijiaoluo。

shengwandeyanlishanguoyisijingguang,yuanlaiyiqianshengananzuiliyizhiguazhedeshishaojiushishijunshenga,neigechuanwenzhongqianglefuxiangchennvpengyouderen。

tawaizhenaodaideyangzishaxixide,kanzheshenganannulitaohaoshijunshengdeyangzijiujuedehaoxiao。

“yi?zheigegegewohaoxiangjianguo。”

bansuizheshengwantianzhendeshengyin,shijunshengdeshixiankanguolai。

shenwanhexiaorongyijiang,shengpazheigeshazihuailezijidehaoshi,mangduiyongrenshilegeyanse,“erxiaojiedeyifuzangle,daitaquhuanyijian。”

dengtahuanwanyifuxiaqudeshihoushengananwenroudixiangtazhaoshou:“wanwan,zuodaojiejieshenbianlai。”

shengananwenroudibashengwanzhaohudaozijishenbiantitajiacai,yuguangbuduandipiexiangshijunsheng。

“wozheigemeimeizicongshangciyichangshiguzhihounaodaijiuchulewenti,buguowoconglaimeijuedetashigefudan,jiusuanwoyihoujiarenle,zhaogumeimeiyeshiwozheigezuojiejiedezeren。”

盛晚心里冷笑。

guaibudeturanbatazhaohuishengjia,yuanlaishiweilejishengdaxiaojielitawenrouruyandehaojiejierenshe。

shengwanguyiwanzhushenganandeshoubei,zhizheshijunshengshuo:“zheigegegetahaoxiangzhiqianqiangguobierendenvpengyou。”

shengjiarendeliandoulvle,shenwanheqidezhixiangyibazhangpaisita,“wanwanguai,bukeyiluanshuohua。”

“womeiyouluanshuohua,yourenshuozheigegegebushihaoren,jiejie,niyaojiajizheigegegema?”

shenganandelianyizhenqingbai,tabazheishazijiaohuijialaishiweilezaishijunshengmianqianbiaoxianzijiwenroushanliangdeyimian,kebushijiaozheishazilaihuaizijihaoshide。

shuijingdengguangqingxieerxia,shijunshengmanbujingxindikanxiangshengwan,yigeyanshenjiurangshengjiarendoushangsandou。

“shishao,nibietingtaluanshuohua,tahaishixiaohaizizhishang,hushuobadaode。”

shenganandezuijiaomengdiyichou,henbudesilantadezui。

shengwanzhalezhayanjing,tanchutouduishijunshengshuo:“huaigege,jiusuanniyouqianyebuxinge,wojiejiecaibuhuiyinweiqianjiajinizheizhonghuairen。”

shijunshengdianlegenyanchouleyikou,muguangpiexiangshengwan。

zheijiushifuxiangchengangquguomendetaitai?

shazi?tazenmekannvrenxiangshizaizhuangsha?fuxiangchenhuibeizheizhongzhuoliedeyanjipiandao?

taqialeyan,manbujingxindikaikou。

“xiaohaizicaibuhuishuohuang,nishuoshima?”

shengananlijimingbai,bunengzairangshengwanzaizheilihuaizijihaoshile。

tajiazhuangbujingyidipengfanleshoubiandehongjiubei,benlaianzhaoguanxinghongjiuyinggaisadaoshengwanshenshang。

danshengwanzaoliaodaoshengananyaoduizijixiashou,yanjishoukuaidijiazhuangquzhaoyongrenyaolingshichi,haifeichangyinbidehualaleyixiazhuobu,zheixiayizhengbeihongjiuxishudoudaozaileshengananneijianjingxintiaoxuandebaiqunzishang!

shengananadeyishengcanjiao,liansecanbaidetiaoleqilai。

zaishijunshengmianqiannuliweizhuangchulaidenvshenxingxiangqingkebengtabushuo,haizaizheimezhongyaodechanghezheimechuchou。

shengwanwuzhezuitoutouxiao,haoxiyekandechabuduole,tabengbengtiaotiaodishanglouhuidaozijifangjian,dakaidiannaochulijianrufalaidegongzuoyoujian,neishuangganjingqingchedeheimouyemanmanchenxiaqu。