第1章
“jingxian，haojiemei，nijiubangwoyiciba，woxianzaizhendezoubukai！”
dianhuaneitoushujingxiandeguimifuwanyubutingdeyangqiu。
“xingheniyoubushimeijianguo，jintiantashengri，wogepataheduole，teyizhufuwoqujieta。”
shujingxianhenxianggaosuta，tabujinjianguo，zuotianhaimoguo。
huixiangzuoyetazaifuxingheshenbianhanshengrikuailedechangjing，shujingxianjiujuedefengkuang。
buguotabuganbazheineixindexiangfagaosufuwanyu，buranzheigehaoguimizhidaotahezijidezhiertanlianai，yidinghuishaletade。
haoguimideqingqiushujingxiandangranbuhuijujue，tayexiangjifuxingheyigejingxi。
xiangdaozhei，shujingxianhuanleyitaoshenvdetaoqun，zheishifuxinghezuixihuandeyikuan，kandaojingzizhongxinggandeziji，tabujingantan，yaoshiyiqiantajueduibuhuichuanchengzheiyang。
buzhihaoyiqie，shujingxianjiukaichequlefuxingheguoshengridektv
taanzhaofuwanyudexiaoxizhaodaolefanghao，qingshouqingjiaodilaidaomenqian。
limianzuolewuliugenianqingnansheng，haiyoujigenianqingpiaoliangdenvhaizi。
yijingshizhongchangle，tamenmeizaichangge，qizhongjiduixiaoqinglvdebaozaiyiqiqinmi。
zhenggebaoxiangyiguaimeidefenwei。
fuxingheshenbianmeiyounvsheng，tayibianhezhejiu，yibianhongzhelianhejigexiongdichuixu。
“xinghege，nizhendegaolenigumadeguimi？”yigedaizheyanjingdeguaiguainanhaoqidiwen。
“dangranshizhende，tadoujiwomenkanguoshipinle，neigelaonvrensuirannianjida，danshishencaishi**hao，renyousao，zhenxianmuxinghedefuqi。”
lingwaijirenbuyueertongdixiaoleqilai。
“什么视频？”
fuxinghehelekoujiu，xiaozhenachushoujidileguoqu。
shoujilichuanchushujingxiandeshengyin：“xinghe，xinghe！”
tongshihaiyoufuxinghedeshengyin：“jintianwoshengri，niyinggaishuoshenmeya？”
“a，shengrikuaile，shengrikuaile！”
shipinjieshu，ganggangdaiyanjingdenanshengmudengkoudai。
“hai，haidaizhegeyanzhao，xianshizhongzhenyounvdeyuanyizheiyangwanma？”
tadehuarangzhouweiqitadenanshenghahadaxiao。
“danshi，wojidexinghegenibushiyizhixihuanluyuweidema？”
fuxinghemengxiyikouyan：“yuweihaixiao，qingchundejin，wokebushedepeng！zhinengnalaonvrenlianlianshou。”
shuowantanachuleyigexiaobijiben，limianmimimamaxiemanlezi。
“哥这又是啥。”
“zheishiwohuazhongjingaodaode，zhiyaoanzhaolimiandebuzhoulai，napashizailengaodegaolingzhihua，yehuibianchengshuncongdexiaogou。”
“nijiushikaozheigegaodaozheigemeinvde？”
“neishi，limianyouyibaigexiaorenwu，xianzaiwoyijingwanchenglejiushiqige，dengwoquanbuwanchengjiuhezheigelaonvrenfenshou。”
“ge，ni，nifenshouhounengbatajieshaojiwoma？”
yanjingnannazhejiubei，duoduosuosuodijifuxinghejinglebeijiu，tadexingweiyouyinqileyipianxiaosheng。
“haha，haoshuo，daoshiwobazheibenbijiyequanbusongjini。”
“xiexiege，xiexiege！”
shuowanyanjingnanyikoujiubajiuhediaole。
shujingxianzaimenwaibazheiyimukandeqingqingchuchu，taganjuenaodaiwengdiyishengzhakaile。
yiguqiangliedeexinganjueyongleshanglai，tawuzhuzijidexinkou，manyanleishuidichonglechuqu。
yewandewenduhendi，danshifuxinghedehuagengrangtaxinhan。
tazenmeyebuganxiangxinganggangde。
sannian，taweifuxinghefuchuleyiqie，tamanzuletajihuyiqiedexuqiu。
zuowan，fuxinghenachuleyigeheisedeyanzhao，tadangshimingquejujue，keshifuxingheluchulexiaogouyiyangdebiaoqing。
“haojiejie，zheishiwodeshengriyuanwang...”
meicitayiluchuzheizhongbiaoqing，shujingxianjiuxinruanle，hetazuoleyiciyouyicifengkuangqiehuangtangdeshiqing。
zheiyici，yebuliwai，tadaishangyanzhao，zaiheianzhongganshoufuxinghedemeiyicichumo，queshishiyizhongxinqidetiyan。
meixiangdaodeshi，tajuranchenzhemengzhutayanjingdeshihou，tou**xialeenaideguocheng。
erqiehaibazheixieshipinfenxiangjipengyoukan。
sannianxiangban，shujingxianfuchuzhenxin，erfuxinghezhibazijidangzuoyigelianshoudeduixiang。
tadizhetouzailushangmanwumudedizouzhe，guowangdeyidianyidizaixinzhongbutingdihuifang。
tahefuxinghechucidexiangyushizaifuwanyuzuzhideyicilangrenshayouxizhong。
neinianfuxinghegangcongguowailiuxuehuilai。
jiandaoshujingxiandediyike，tajiuzhijiezhaotayaoleweixin：“piaoliangjiejie，niyouduixiangma？”
shujingxianyouxiegangabingmeiyouhuiying，bijingtamenchaleshisui。
shifuwanyutitajielewei。
“zheishiwodeguimi！anbeifenniyedehangugu！”
tadangshizhazhayan，zhilezhizijideyoushou：“woyoubushiyangguo，wobuhangugu，wojiuyaohanjiejie。”
dangshideshujingxianduitadediyiyinxiangshigeyouxieqingfudefuerdai。
meixiangdaodeshidiertian，shujingxianzaikafeiguanxiangqin，youyicikandaoleta。
tayekandaoleta，zhishiweixiaodidianlediantou。
neicixiangqinbingbuyukuai，duifangshiyigejianzhugongdidebaogongtou。
xiangqindeshihouyizhizaigongjishujingxiandenianling，hualihuawaiduitajijinfengci。
“sanshiersuihaimeijiehun，huoduohuoshaodoushiyouxiexinlijibing。”
“tingshuodalingshengnv，sishenghuodoubujiandian，wandehenhua。”
“sanshiduosuidaoshihoushenghaizidoushigaolingchanfule，huifudouyaohuabushaodeqian。”
zhenggeguocheng，shujingxiandoumeiyoushuoshenme，jiumomoditingzheduifangdetaotaobujue。
“yaoburan，nidangwoqing.fuba，womeigeyuejiniyiwankuai。”
dangduifangshuochuzheijuhuadeshihou，turanyibeibingshuijiaodaoletadetoushang。
fuxinghezhanzaitadeshenhou，yijiuxiaoxixide，buguotadeyanzhongdaizheyisihenli。
“**干什么？”
fuxinghenazheyigeyangangshengyinyinhen：“zaiduoshuoyijuwonongsini。”
duifangyemeixiangdaopengdaogehenchazi，xiaoshengmaleyijuhoujiuhuiliuliuditaodiaole。
yizhidoushiguaiguainvdeshujingxiandiyiciyouleyizhongpengranxindongdeganjue。
“jiejie，womenyoujianmiande，jirannidouyaoxiangqinyaobuhewoshishi。”
tayijiushineizhongwanshibugongdetaidu。
shujingxianheleyikoukafeixiangyaolimaodijujue。
keshidangtaqishenshi，turanganjuexiongkouyigumomingdezaore。
tafanyingguolai，yinggaishibeiganggangdenanrenxialezangyao，tayonglilazhufuxinghedeshoubei。
“wobeixiayaole，songwoquyiyuan。”
chajuedaoshujingxianliansechao.hong，fuxingheyanshenfuzadedaliangzheta。
youyupianketalanyaojiangtabaoshangleche。“qushenmeyiyuan，didibangniyeshiyiyangde。”
zaitadecheshang，shujingxiandiyicichengweilenvren。