第4章
xiaqingqianbeirenqianzhemanmanqianxing，qiwanbaguaibuzhizouleduojiu，zhongyutingxia。
ganggangneigewenhedeshengyinfuyouxiangqi：“shaonainai，xinfangdaole，shaoyezhengshuizhe。womenfushininxishuzhihou，xuyaotangzaishaoyeshenbianwanchengdongfang，ninqingchuma？”
xiaqingqianguaiqiaodiantou：“ng。”
taxinlizhenxiangdaxiaosansheng：“dongfang？yigehuosiren，zenmedongfang？dijingyuanderen，bujinshaoyeshentiyoubing，yongrenmennaoziyeyouwenti。”
xinzhonghaizaitucao，yanqianzhouranyiliang，xinniangdehonggaitoubeijiekai。
嗬，还真是新房呃！
fangjianlimeiyoukaideng，chuangtoujushangdianzheliangzhidahonglazhu，hongsedehuoyanhuankuaidetiaodongzhe，jiangshineiranshangyipiannuanguang。
shafafushouhekaobeishangdoupuzhehongsedesirongdian，chajishangpuzhelianggedahongshuangxizi，hongshuangxizishangbaizhesigeguopan，panzilidoudianzhehongzhi，hongzhishangmianshijingzhidedianxin。
chaodadeshuangrenchuangshangshihongsedexibei，yiduixiuzheyuanyangdehongsezhentou。
qizhongyigezhentoushangshuizheyigemiansecangbai，querongmaojunmeidenanren。
zhei，jiushitaxinhunde“laogong”le？
dijingyuanzheibangyongrenmenzhennengzheng，haibuzhidetingxiangmoxiangyangde，mofeizhenxiangrangtahezheige“huosiren”dongfanghuazhu？
“shaonainai，qingsuiwolai，womenfushininxishu。”
zhuguangxia，xiaqingqianjianzheigefurenganjingshuangli，wenrouxianjing，jiuxiangdianshijuzhongyandeguzhuangpufuyiyang。
xiaqingqiandiyicizaimoshengrendefushixiaxishu，zhenshiyizhongqitedetiyan。
xishuwanbi，yongrenmenjitachuanshanghongsedeshuiyi，youmeiyougaocuo？juranshixingganshuiyi！xiaqingqianyaranshixiao，zheixieyongrenmenzuoxizuoquantao，yiyangdoubuluoxia。
zaiyiduiyongrenmendecuyongxia，xiaqingqianlaidaoshuangrenchuangqian。
ganggangneigefurenxiankaidahongxibeideyijiao：“shaonainai，qingninxiexi！”
dajiazudeguifurennandaodouzaiyongrenmendeyanpidixiashuijue？xiaqingqiankebuxiguan，tazuoshangchuang，duizhezheiyiduirenhuihuishou：“hao，nimenxiaquba！”
“shi！”neiweifurenditoudayingyisheng，wanghoutuikaiyixie，queyirandaizhezheiyidaduirenshilizaixinfangnei。
麻烦了，麻烦了！
zheiyangdeshenghuohaogade，nandaonimenyaoshouzaizheilikanzheshaoyeshaonainaidongfangma？
不行！
xiaqingqiankeshiyoudixiande：“woyaoxiuxile，nimenxiaquba！”
“shaonainai，womenyaokanzhenintangzaishaoyeshenbianxiuxi，zhihoudeshiqing，shunqiziranba！”
neigefurenyanhanshenyidexiaoxiao，haishixianggangcaineiyangzhanzhemeiyoudong。
dedede，wotoujiang，wotangxiahaibuxingma？
qie，yigebinglesannianderen，hainengchilewo？
xiaqingqianzaizhongmukuikuizhixia，tangzaizheiweishaoyepangbian，touzhenzaihongseyuanyangzhentoushang，gaishangdahongdexibei。
“shaonainai，ninhaohaoxiuxi。womenxiaqule！”
neigefurenzheicaiduizhexiaqingqianaimeiyixiao，daizheyiduirentuichulexinfang。
wangzhebeineigefurendaishangdefangmen，xiaqingqianzhongzhongdihuchuyikouqi，temediyanxizhenleiren！
tajingjingtanglepianke，quedingneixieyongrenmenzhendeyijinglikai，bianxunsuxiachuang。tayaojianchayixia，woshineiyoumeiyoujiankong，fouze，zaizheilihezaidalaozhongyoushenmequbie？
jianchawan，taneixinyizhenqingsong，haihao，zheigewuzilijiuzhiyouzijiheshenbianzheiwei“laogong”，jueduianquan。
ganggangjiekaigaitoudeshihou，tayuanyuandiqiaoshangyiyan，jiufaxianzheiweizhangdezhenhaokan，jiranhaiyaohetashenghuoyiduanshijian，neijiuhaohaorenshiyixiaba。
tanghuidaodachuangshang，chuangpukuanda、rouruan、fuyoudanxing，zheibihaichengnvzijianyulidetongpushufutaiduole，tianrangzhibie。
tasuojinwennuandebeiwoli，ceguotouquguanchazijide“laogong”。
congcemiankanguoqu，“laogong”lianbudexiantiaoliuchang，jianmeihaosihuashangqude，bilianggaoting，yizhangxingganbochunfuyouzhangli，neixiabayindexiaqingqianchadiandongshoumoshangqu，zheizhanglianhaokanderangtaxintiaojiasu。
tawanxingdafa，xiankaidahongxibeitiaoxiachuang，pishangyijiandayi，zhaolaizhibi。
zhandaochuangqian，laiwei“laogong”huayizhangsuxie。
yexushiyinweimuqinshitiancaishejishideyuangu，tacongxiaojiuxihuanhuahua，ruguomamahaizai，neitakendinghuishiyigechenggongdehuajiahuozheshizhumingdeshejishiba！
shisuineinianbian“sha”，beifuqinyezhiqiangjiyangdaoxiangxiahou，yejiajiuzaiyemeirenlaikanguota，rentazaixiangxiazishengzimie。zheiyejiletazugoudeziyou。
tahoulaizaiwangluoshanggenzheyiwei“fuyaoxianzi”xuehuihua，xuesheji。suiransuanbushangchenggongdehuajiahuozhezhumingdeshejishi，danshi“fuyaoxianzi”jieshaotacanjialejiciquanqiuxingdezhubaoshejidasai，douhuodeledajiang。
suoyitayangchengleyigexiguan，kanjianmeidedongxi，jiuxiangyongbihuaxialai。
yanqian“laogong”dexiaoxiangjiurangtayoulexianghuaxialaidechongdong，zhenshizhangdetaimirenle，bu！shi......youren。
dengwozhaodaomama，youshijian，wohuiweinizhenzhiyifan。suowei“gaofushuai”，shuodejiushinizheiyangde，yinweiyichangbing，yaoshimeile，qibushitaikexi？
buyihuier，suxiejiuwanchengle！
tashenshenlanyao，zuodaoshafashang，xixixinshangyifan。
zheige“laogong”yaoshiquhunyulequan，baozhunbaneixiexiaoxianrounvechengzhazha。dengyoujihui，nachuquzhaoguimixuanyaoxuanyao。
huranyizhenkunjuanxilai，tadalejigedaheqian，bixijiansihuwendaodandandexiangwei，gaishuijuele。
pashangdachuang，gaishangxibei，shuigemeijue！
benyiweiyoukunyoulei，zaizheishushidexiqingshangkeyishuigemeijue，quebuzhizade，fanlaifuqushuibuzhe。
kenengshizaijianyulilengxiguanle，gaishangzheiwennuanhoushidedaxibei，shenshangdoukuaichuhanle，hunshenzaorenannai。
不对！
tamengranxiangqineigefurenaimeidexiaorong，zheishizhonglequantao？
youshouyidou，yinzhenzaishou，tazhaxiangzijidejigeguanjianxuewei。
meiyong，fanerqilecuihuazuoyong。
wa......a！mimihuhujian，tazhixiangkaojinpangbiandeshenti。tanuliyizhizheizhongyuanwang，yongshoutuikaipangbiandenanren，shouyipengshangqu，fanergengjiabuyuanlikai，zhenggerendoukaoshangqule。
fanzhengshizijidexinhun“laogong”，tahunmizhong，buhuiyourenhemafan，neijiukaoyixiaba。xiaqingqianxianggexiaomaomiyiyang，gunru“laogong”dehuaibao。
turanyigujudadelidaoxilai，tianxuandizhuanjian，yigehuoredeshentiwanquanfugaileta。
“老公”醒了？