第5章菜鸟远离男人
tarushihuida，henkuaitamenjiujiashangleweixin。
jiangsiyedetouxiangtupianhenjianjie，maosishiyipianbangwandehai，zhanlan，youyouwanxiadeanhongse。
xuxiangwanjiawanjiuhouhuile，takezhenshizaia，jiadahaoganshenme。
tahenmingxiandekandaolezuozaifujiashishangdeneigenandezhuantouyiweishenzhangdikanletayiyan，xiaolexiaoyouzhuanguoqule。
“sijidage，mafanniqianmianlukoutingyixia!”yankanzhegongyuloudaole，lianmanggensijishuoleyisheng，zhunbeixiache。
“mingtianyongjienime？“jiangsiyehurandao。
“buyongle，xiexielingdao。”
chetingdeshihou，tahuanglihuangzhangdixialeche，touyebuganhui。shenhourumangzaibei，tazhidaojiangsiyedechehaimeiyoulikai。
yiluxiaopaohuidaozudegongyulou，mabutingtidejisidangxuranranfaweixin。
“jiangsiyesongwohuijiale。”
很快手机就回复了。
“aaa......”
jinjiezhe，xuranrandexinxipilipaladeyoulaileyidui。
“wokaolvleyiwanshang，juedenizheidiandaoxingyinggaihbuzhujiangsiye。wowenleyiquanbaoshederen，doushuozheigelaozongtaijingming，piqiyoubuhao，buhaoxiangchude，lailuhenbujiandan，woyoudiandanxinnile。”
shile，tazonggongmeipengdaojigenanren，diyigenanrenhaijizijidailelvmaozi，zijizhendeshiyizhicainiao，wanbuguobieren，yihouhaishilaolaoshishiyuanlinanren。
tashuo，yihouhenyoukenengjingshuibufanheshui，zhiyaoanxingongzuojiushile。
henxianran，jiangsiyebingbushiyigesichanlandaderen，erxuxiangwantongyangbiandejieshenzihao。
yizhidaozhouwu，tadoumeiyoujiandaozheiweiyedeyingzi，yemeiyouweixinshuohua。zheiyeshioudongjituandabufenyuangongdesuoying，sheinengtiantianjiandaolaozong？huanjuhualaishuo，laozongqishininengtiantianjiandaode？
zaidanweili，tahaisuanguodeyukuai，chuleqinjieyizhilengzheyizhangkefulian。tashizaicesuoliwuyizhongtoutingtongshimendebagua，caizhidaoqinjiehuiyouzheiyangyigewaihao。
xuxiangwanxixu，pingshizheibangxiaojiejiemenqinjiezhangqinjieduande，meishaoxianyinqin，yiyoushijiuzhaoqinjie，kebeidiliquezenmewakuzenmelai。daoshibaixialeqinjiepingrilidejiaohui。
“pa......”bangongzhuoshangbeirengxialaiyigeipad，qinjiedelianlengdexiangshiyaomeimaodaoshu:“niyiweidichandeguanggaoyingxiaotupian，shinipaizhewandema？zhousandepaishe，zhongxinlaiguo！”
xuxiangwanlianmangzhanqilai，weiweihanshou，dingzhezijixinkuyitiandepaishe，hexinkuyitianxiuhaodetupian，xiangchudewenan:“qinjie，shiwobuhao，yingxiangdeguanggaodejindu。kebukeyigaosuwoshinalichulewenti，wohaofangzhizaicichuxian。”
“nalidoushiwenti！”qinjiebuyuanzaiduoshuoyijuhua，ipadyebuyaole，liangzaizhuozishang，tarenzhuanshenjiulikaile。
kongqiyizhenxianshaodeganga。cehuabudetongshibujinfenfenhuitoukantadexiaohua。youqishihetayitongbeiluqudetongshi，renxinlan。
tamentongyitianmianshitongguo，tongyitianshangban，weiyibutongdejiushi，renxinlanshimianshiguanyejiushirenlibuzongjianpaibande，erxuxiangwanshilaozongqin**bande。
renxinlanjuedezijizaimeiguoguilaidesheyingdashi，beiyigeyeyatouyaleyitou，henbushuang。kantachibie，beiqinjiehechi，daoyeyouxiexingzailehuo。
xuxiangwanmeiguanqita，ziguzidezuoxialai，bingmeiyouyinweirenhedegangaerjuedeganga，paidebuhaoneijiuzhongxinlaiguo。tazirenweishixinlaideren，qinjiemeiyoubiyaozhenduiziji，yidingshizijipaishewulunshifengge，haishijiaodu，zhenfu，huozheshisecaichulewenti。
keshi，daodishinalichulewentini？
tahuadongzheyemian，fankantupian，henkuaibazijidetupianjifanmeile，jinjiezheshiqinjiezijidetupian。
neibuguangshitupian，yinggaishuoshiyigejiaoxuetupian，shangmianmimimamadedoushizhuanyeshuyu，shenmelizhongxinguangzhou，yabixiangduisesandaoshudengdengdengdeng。
tazheishihoucaiyishidaoyigeshifenkepadeshishi，taduigongsidesheyingqicaitaibulejiele，yongyigezijibushunshoudegongju，zenmekenengpaichuhaodezuopinlai。
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xialeban，jiuyuelezijizaizhiqiandanweishixidexiaoshifusongzihao，laijizijipeixun。
songzihaotingmingzijiuhenhao，kerenqueyichangkeai，meishiaibaijiandaoshou，haijinipaoyigemeiyan，luchukanbiyagaoguanggaodejiebaiyachi，ranhoushale。
tadaoyebushiniang，jiushikeai，dadafangfangdenanxingkeai。
tafengfenghuohuodegandaokafeiting，jiandaoduoriweijiandexiaowanwan，xiaodeyichangcanlan，shunbianzuijiaoyilie，youbaileyigejiandaoshou:“wanwan，nijurannengqingwolaizheimegaodangdekafeiting？woshouchongruojingya。”
xuxiangwanjiaolaifuwusheng:“ninzheigefuerdaisuizaiminjianshouku，chulezheijiadekafei，biedeninyebuhea......”
“haifuerdaini，hejiangyuanbi，wodejiazuhaichayuanleni。”
xuxiangwantingfenzheigemingzihou，lianseshunjianjiuyinlexialai。
songzihaozhidaobumiao，lianmangzhuanyilehuati。jiangyuanshitamendelaoban，xuxiangwanbiyeshixihoujiulaidaolejiangyuandeshixigongsi，yinweirenmei，beikanshangle，errenshunlichengzhangdejiuzaigongsitanqilianailai。
houlai，xuxiangwanturanlizhile，jiangzongyouyoulexinhuan，zheicaimingbaiguolaitadelikaishiyinweihezhongyuanyin。
songzihaodezuibakenengkaiguoguang，kafeitingdemendingdangdeyixiang，jiangyuanjiujinglouzhetadexinnvpengyouzoulejinlai。buchuyiwaidetapiejianlecengjingneigebeitapengzaishouxinlidenvhai。
xuxiangwanyeqiaojianleta，takebusikuqingjudenvzhujiaoyikuernaosanshangdiao。tapingjingdehen，pingjingdefangfogenbenmeiaiguo，kanjianxiriqingrenyezhidangkongqi。
jiangyuandexinnvpengyoujiantalengzhu，muguanghaiyizhidinggezailingyigepiaoliangnvhaizideshenshang，chenguaidepailetadexiongtang，diadiadewenzenmele。
jiangyuanchongnidelouzhetaxixideyaozhi，genggualetagangzuodexiaobizi:“zou，qukankanyigelaopengyou。”