“doujiwobizui！”rongyilengyansaoxiangcaochangshangdezhongren：
“nimenkoukoushengshengshuowowuchijiandang，nimenqinyankandaowoheliumangqukaifangle？qinyankanjianwobuzhecunlvle？qinyankandaowoheliumanggunchuangdanle？”
yiliansanjuzhiwen，zhidiyousheng，daizhebirendeqichang。
neiaoranerlideshenying，xiangjileqichangquankaidenvwang。
zhongxueshengbeitazhendeyezhu，yishijianjingshuobuchuhualai，piankehouqueyouchayideningmei。
wangchangderongyisuiranchuanzhedadan，danduoshushihouweiweinuonuode，shenmeshihouyouzheimeqiangdahairendezhenshelile？
zheishi，rongyiyoubiyidekanxiangchusinan，“haiyouni！niyiweinizhuangnanbanbailianhua，wojiumeiyoubanfajiechuannile？
nizhendangwoshihollekittyrenniqifuwannongyibeizima？
zuowanniyuewoqubuxi，wobenlaishixiangpaishipinjiluxiawomendemeihaohuiyi，quemeixiangdao，shipinhainengpaishangzheiyangdeyongchang！”
shuozhe，tacongxiaofuyidailimochushoujijiesuo。
chusinanliansedabian，gaisidexiaojianren，jingranhaipaileshipin！jintiantadaodishinagenjindacuole！
buguobuguanzenyang，juebunengrangtadeshipinshunlibofang！
yanxiamoudidefennu，tazhuangzuowenrundedao：
“rongyi，kuaibienaole，ninengyoushenmeshipin，wodouyijingrenle，yetinichengdanxialeyiqie，xiaozhanghuiyuanliangnide。”
shuohuajian，queshenshouminjiedequqiangrongyishouzhongdeshouji。
tasixialianguoyixiefangshenshu，suduzhikuai，zhayanbianwodaoleshouji。
sheixiang，rongyishouwanguiyideyizhuan，shoujiyouhuidaotashouzhong。
tashenxingyidong，shankaileliangmi。
chusinanchayidezhoumei，rongyidefanyingshenmeshihoubiandezheimekuaile？
kanlai，shitadigutale！
tamoudilveguoyimohenyi，biaomianquewenrunruyadekaojinta，shouchaozhetadetou“mo”qu。
“rongyi，zhendebienaole，buranwoyebaobuleni。”
bianquanshuozhe，taquezhunbeizhijieqiaoyunrongyi。
zhiyaoqiaoyunta，chenjishuaihuaitadeshouji，yiqiedounengmanguoqu！
rongyiganjuedaotalinglidezhangfengpilai，junliedechunjiaogouqi。
shentixiadun，zhangtuiyisao。
“dong”deyishen，wenrunruyudechusinanbeisaofanzaidi。
tatongdemenheng，wuguanjinjinningzaiyiqi。
rongyijiaocaizhutadeshou，jugaolinxiadeqinzheta：“xiangduiwoxiashou，jieliantaiquandaodeshihou，nihaizaizuoxiaobailian。”
qianshitadequezhuangzuokaolianchifandexiaobailianmingxing，youyuyizhangyiguanchuchudelian，zoudaonaerdoubeirenweidu。
weilebaohuta，tatediquxueletaiquandao，meixiangdaorujinqueyonglaiduifuta，zhenshikexiao。
erxianchangsuoyourenjingedeyanzhuzidoukuaigunluoxialai。
tamenshikancuolema？rongyijingranhuifangshenshu！erqieneilianggedongzuo，shizaishitaishuaiqile！
budui，zuizhuyaodeshi，tajingrangandangzhexiaozhangdemiandaren！
cishi，xiaozhangzhengyaolishenghechi，rongyilianmangjiangshoujigaogaojudaoxiaozhangdehuatongqian，dashengdao：
“nimenbushikoukoushengshengchuxueba、chunanshen、chuxiaocaoma？zhengdanimendeyanjing，haohaokankannimennanshendezhenmianmuba！”
hualuo，tadiankaishipin，anlebofang。
qinianqianhaiweipujidapingshouji，rongyideshoujipingmujixiao。
huamianmohubingwufakanqing，keshengyinqueqingqingchuchutongguoxiaozhangdehuatongchuanlechulai。
“chugege，nibushishuobuxima？tashisheia？”
“yiyi，zheishiwopengyouafeng。nizhenyiweiwojiaonilaishibuxidema？guyushuonvziwucaibianshide，wozuixihuannishahuhudeyangzi。
biexuele，kanzhenileiwohenxinteng，buruwomenlaiwanyouxiba。”
“wanyouxi？shenmeyouxiya？”
“womensanrenlaiwantouzi，sheishulejiutuoyijianyifu。”
“zheibutaihaoba，woshiyigenvsheng。”
“meishi，zheiliyoumeiyouwairen，erqiezheixueqijiubiyegaokaole，yalitaida，burufaxiefaxie。”
“那好吧。”
jinjiezhe，bianshisanrenwanyouxideshengyin。
yihuiershijian，rongyihechusinangeshuleliangju，liangrendoutuolewaitaohemaoyi，zhishengxiayijiandadiyi。
zheishi，“dongdongdong”deqiaomenshengchuanlai，“jingcha，chafang！”
chusinanjiaojideshengyin：“zenmeban？yaoshibeijingchazhuadao，tamenkendinghuiwuhuide！
erqiewochengjizheimehao，kendinghuiranglaoshishiwang，womamashentiyebuhao，kendinghuibeiqibingde！”
“chugege，nikuaizouba，congchuanghutaochuqu，wozaizheilibangniyanhu。”
“yiyi，zheibuhaoba。”
“meishenmebuhaode，wofanzhengdoubushigehaoxuesheng，zuodianhuaishimeishenmede！”
“那好吧。”
xixisusudedongjinghou，afengdeshengyinhuranxiangqi：
“jingchashushu！jiujiuwo！taxiangqiangwoqian，haixiangqiangwo！”
……
huayutongguohuatong，qingqingchuchudezaicaochanghuidang。
zhongrenrutongjianguiban，nanyizhixindedengdaleyanjing。
“woqu！zheigeafengjianzhishitaikeele，shuohuangbudacaogao！”
“gengkeedeshichusinan！tajingranqipianrongyi，youdaorongyituoyifu、dingzui，jianzhijiushijingdiandebailianhua！”
“a！woyaofengle，meixiangdaowodexiaocaoxuezhangnanshenjingranshigeyiguanqingshou！”
……
laoxiaozhangyeqideliansetieqing，nubukeededengxiangchusinan：
“chusinan，nitairangwoshiwangle！liji、mashangjiwojiaojiazhang！”
yangchuhua，taqihuhudelikai。
qiyulaoshiyeqieqiesiyu，wuyibuyongzhenjingbukesiyidemuguangdaliangchusinan。