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wocongmeixiangguo,wohuizhongsheng。

houmayangfangxiongsheneshadiyonglijiuzhewodetoufa,pinminglache:「xiaojiantizi,sheirangnihelezuihouyipingniunai,kuaiqujijingjingdaoqian!」

ertadenveryangjingjing,zhengdeyidizuozaiyizishangkanzhewo。shiliusuidenianji,yanshenquegewaiedu。

nenggouzhongsheng,worenbuzhukuangxi。

wobugutoupidetengtong,yongliwangyangfangshenshangzhuangqu,tameiliaodaowohuizheiyang,shuaidaozaidi。

wopuleguoqu,henhendiyaozhutadeshouzhi,zhidaozuiliyoulexuexingwei。

yangfangqicandidajiao,zuilibutingdima:「xiaobiaozi,xiaojiantizi,nizhaosia!」

wodongzuojikuaidituoletadexiehewazi,jiangchouhonghongdewazisaizailetazuili,youhenhendichuailetajijiao,yangfangfanzhebaiyanyunleguoqu。

世界终于清净了。

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bijingneibushizhengguideyiyuan,zhishiyisuobianxiangdekanshousuoeryi。

yangfangbaituoyishenghaohaozhaoguwo,suoyiwomeitianbeitieliansuozaifangjianli,jingchangbeida,tiantianchisoufan。

zaiwobeihenhendaleyidun,elesantianhou,wodeshengmingdinggezaile28sui。

kanlai,laotiandoukanbuguoqu,rangwozhongshengfuchouni。