疯式反击第11章

shangbeizihoumabawosongjinlejingshenbingyuan,zhiweilerangtanverdingtiwodedaxueminge。

zaizhengkaiyan,houmachezhewodetoufa,rangwoguixiajitanverdaoqian。

wolengxiaoyisheng,pushangquhenhentiyunlehouma,papashangjimeilianggedaerguazi,banyedunzaitamenmenkouhuhumodao。

houmajimeikandaowojiusesefadou。

1.

wocongmeixiangguo,wohuizhongsheng。

houmayangfangxiongsheneshadiyonglijiuzhewodetoufa,pinminglache:「xiaojiantizi,sheirangnihelezuihouyipingniunai,kuaiqujijingjingdaoqian!」

ertadenveryangjingjing,zhengdeyidizuozaiyizishangkanzhewo。shiliusuidenianji,yanshenquegewaiedu。

nenggouzhongsheng,worenbuzhukuangxi。

wobugutoupidetengtong,yongliwangyangfangshenshangzhuangqu,tameiliaodaowohuizheiyang,shuaidaozaidi。

wopuleguoqu,henhendiyaozhutadeshouzhi,zhidaozuiliyoulexuexingwei。

yangfangqicandidajiao,zuilibutingdima:「xiao**,xiaojiantizi,nizhaosia!」

wodongzuojikuaidituoletadexiehewazi,jiangchouhonghongdewazisaizailetazuili,youhenhendichuailetajijiao,yangfangfanzhebaiyanyunleguoqu。

世界终于清净了。

shangbeizizaijingshenbingyuan,wobuzhidaoshouleduoshaozhemo,beitiyundayun,doushizhengchangdeshi。

bijingneibushizhengguideyiyuan,zhishiyisuobianxiangdekanshousuoeryi。

yangfangbaituoyishenghaohaozhaoguwo,suoyiwomeitianbeitieliansuozaifangjianli,jingchangbeida,tiantianchisoufan。

zaiwobeihenhendaleyidun,elesantianhou,wodeshengmingdinggezaile28sui。

kanlai,laotiandoukanbuguoqu,rangwozhongshengfuchouni。

2.

yangjingjingmudengkoudaidikanzhewo,meixiangdaopingchangweiweinuonuo,beitamendamaqifudewohuifabiao。

wochuanlekouqi,yanjingyimi,jiejiedilengxiao,jiashangzuiliyouyangfangdexue,woganbaozheng,wokanqilaihenkongbu。

yangjingjingjiejiebabadi:「ni!nisidingle!dengbabahuilaikantabudasini!」

「shima?neizaitahuilaizhiqian,woxiandasini!」

wochongleguoqu,chongzhetadelianpapapashuailejigedaerguazi。

「niyaoheniunaishiba,lai,woweini。」

wodaogouwolizhuaguowangcaideshipen,bayangjingjingyongliandaozaiyizishang,duizhetadezuiguanlexiaqu。

「niunailaile,nibushiyaohema?nijiwohe!」

shenweifuguirenjiadegou,wangcaichidedoushizuihaode,wojiyangjingjingweidequeshishiniunai,buguoshijigouhedeniunaieryi。

yangjingjinghongzhongzhelian,yanleibitihuleyilian,taxianghanjiuming,quebeiniunaiqiangdezhikesou,buyihui,niunaijingranyeguanxiaqule。

「味道怎么样?」

yangjingjingfanzhebaiyan,exindezhifanwei,jingranyeyunle。

ehou,shangbeizidawodeshihouzenmebujianzheimecuiruo?

wocalecazuibiandexue,kanzheshuxidefangzi,hahadaxiao。

woqinaidebaba、houma、guaimeimei,bushishuowoshifengzima?

那我疯给你们看!

3.

doushuoyoulehoumajiuyouhouba,youqianrenjiagengshizheiyang,gengbietiwobabenjiushige**。

womasihou,yangfangpinleyishenbenshi,zhongyucongyizhongqingrenlituoyingerchu,chenglemingfuqishidefutaitai。

wogaiqingxing,wozhongshengzaitamengangjiehunlianggeyuedeshihou。

babaduiwohaiyouyidianfunvzhiqing,yangfanghaibuganmingmuzhangdan,zhiganchenwobabuzainvedaiwo。

shiqisui,zhengshiqingchunhuopodenianji,kewokanzhejingzhongdeziji,yanshenquemanshicangsang。

buguomeiguanxi,doushisiguoyiciderenle,wohaipashenme,yiqixiadiyuhaole。

yangfangmunvliangbeiwodaleyidun,buganzaidongshou,zhigankoutoumawo,fanlaifuqudejiushijiantizi、xiao**,zhenmeixinyi。

yangfanghanlejiatingyishenglaichulileshangkou,zhihoujiuyizhiduozaifangjian。

wogumozhe,zhengzaihewobadadianhuagaozhuang。

半夜,她们都睡了。

wotushangbaisedemianmo,huanshangbaiseshuiqun,nalecaidao,zuozaiyangfangmenkoukaishimodao。

yangfangmamalieliedikaimen:「jiantizi,haizijisongshangmenle,kanwojintianbudasini。」

我仰头冲她一笑。

weilexiaoguogenghao,wozailingkoufanglegeshoudiantong。

zheiguangyida,zhenshijuejuezi。

wohaitiexindifangleguipianlidebeijingyinle。

yangfanghedehundoumeile,pengdeyishengguanshanglemen:「nigehunzaizi,zhaosia!」

我继续磨刀。

yangfanghaizaima,danshiquebugankaimenchulai。

moleyihuier,woshousuanle,naguoyizhifangzaiyipangdeshouji,shitingleyixialuyin。

很清晰,我很满意。

wobashengyindiaodaozuida,fangzaiyangfangmenkou,shoushishoushi,huifangshuijuele。

meirongjue,keshihenzhongyaode。

4.

diertianyizao,wobaganhuilaile。

woxialoudeshihou,yangfangzhengxiaoniaoyirendikaozaitahuaili,chuchukeliandiliulei,shoushangdeshouzhiguodegenxiangchangyiyang,shengpabierenkanbujian。

budebushuo,yangfangzheirensuiranshexiexinchang,dannengnaxiawoba,queshizhangdebucuo。

wodixiatouqu,xiaoxinyiyidinuoleguoqu,dididihanleshengbaba。

wobahaisuanwenrou:「anan,nifangyishuonidata,haizhuangguiheta,zenmehuishi?」

wohunshenyizhan,weiyuleixianliu:「baba,woshishenmexinggenihaibuzhidaoma?wozenmegandafangyia,tabudawo……」

wojiujinmianfu,haipadikanleyiyanyangfang,dixiatouqu,mannaodaidehan,kanqilaihaipadebudele。

wobazhoumeikanzhewo:「daxiatiande,nichuanmianfuganma?bayifutuole。」

我依然揪的紧紧的。

wobalianyichen,zhuaiguowo,bawoshenshangdemianfutuolexialai,kandaowoyishenyuqingheshanghen,zhennu。

「谁打的?」

shangbeiziwobeipuadebugangaosubaba,daozuihoubababeiyangfangtiaobo,duiwoyanewanfen。

zheibeiziwodehaohaoliyongwobajinshengdefunvzhiqing。

wowadeyishengdaku,baozhuleta,zhizheyangfangkongsu:「baba!tashigehuainvren!nichuchadeshihoutajiudawo,bujiwofanchi,hairangwosihouyangjingjing,shuowoshixiao**、jiantizi,jiugaizaodiansi!」

zheiqueshishiyangfangdade,buguowozuotianwanshangyouhenxinzijiqialeyibian,suoyikanqilaihenkebu。

wobayinchenzhelian,kanzheyangfang:「ananshuodeshizhendema?」

yangfangyanshenyouxiehuangluan,henkuaiyouzhendinglexialai:「laogong,bietingtahushuo,kendingshiniqulewo,taxinlibukaixin,xiaohaizi,naopiqini。wozenmekenengdataa,nidexiangxinwoa。」

talaguoyangjingjing,yilianweiqu:「nikankanjingjingdelian……」

wozenmekenengrangtagaozhuang,wokudegengdashengle:「baba,erqiewohaikandaotafangjianliyounanren!」

5.

zheihuayichu,wuzilirenliansejubian。

yangfangehenhendikanzhewo,yanshenlimanshijinggao:「anan,fankeyiluanchi,huakebunengluanshuo。」

wobalianseyinchendidingzheyangfangkanlebanshang,wenwo:「nishuodeshizhende?」

wokanzheyangfang,haipadinieru,youwangtashenhouduoleduo:「wo,wo,wohaoxiangkandaole,ye,yekenengshiwokancuoleba……」

yangfangyangqixiaolian,jiaoshengchenguai:「nizheihaizi,zheizhonghuakebunengluanshuo,woduinibabakeshiyixinyiyi,yaoburan,nengweiquqiuquanneimeduonian,zhiqiudaizaitashenbianma?」

wobadeliansehuanhelebushao,laqiyangfangdeshoushuo:「wodangranshixiangxinnide,lai,zheiciwojinimendoudaileliwu,guolaikankan。」

yangfangxiaozheyinghao,huitoukanzhewolengxiao,yanzhonghenduyilanwuyu。

wochuilechuishouzhi,songsongjian。

suiranwobameishuoshenme,danwolejieta。

dananzizhuyi,zuihaomianzi,yixinjizhong,wodehuazaitaxinliyijingmaixialehuaiyidezhongzi,zhidengzhebaofadeneitian。

zhiyushenmenanren,woshimeijiandao。

buguoshangbeiziyangjingjingzheigechunhuodingtilewoqingbeidaxuedeminge,xiaoriziguodegewaizirun,xinzhongdeyi,bianjingchangquhewoxuanyao。

wozhuangfengmaisha,takanzhewofengfengdiandiandeyangzi,sihaomeiyoufangbeixin,shenmemimidounengwangwaishuo,dagaizaixinliyebiedejiule,xiangzhaogerenfaxieyixia。

wojiushineigezuihaoderenxuan。

zheibeizima,zheixiemimi,wodangranyaoyigeyigedidouluochulai。

zhiyuwoneiqinaidebaba,xiachangyebushihenhaoni。

6.

wobayouzoule,meiqimingyuechucha,qishiwozhidao,tazuijinheyigexiaonenmogaoshangle。

yangfangjiusuanbaoyangdezaihao,yeshibibuguode。

jintiandeshangxuele,woxinlihenqidai。

shigeshinian,woyoukeyizhongxinzuozaiketangshang。

woxinxinkukukaoshangdeqingbeibeirendingti,meirenzhidaowoxinlideyihan。

zheibeizi,woyidingyaotiyanyixiadaxueshenghuo。

kexi,youxierenjiushibuzhangyan,burangwohaohaoshangxue。

yangfangbadamenguanleqilai,shuangshoubaobei,lengyankanwo:「liuanan,zuotianbushihennengdama?jintianzailaia。」

woyiliandandingdizuozaicanzhuoshangchizaofan,jiudangtazaifangpi。

shigeshinianshangxuedediyitian,wobuxiangchidao。

yangjingjingyibaduoguowoshoulideniunaishuaizaidishang,sangyinyoujianyouli,gewaicier。

「womazaihenishuohua,nishilongzima?」

woxianqidizhoumei:「buhaoyisi,biezaiwopangbianfei,chushengshuohua,wotingbudong。」

yangfangqidebizidouwaile,chongshanglaijiuyaodawo。

zaitadexiangfali,kendingjuedezuotianshimeiyoufangbeicaihuibeiwotiyun,jintiangujimaozulejingyaodahuilaini。

kexia,haidangwoshixiaobaituni?

zenmeduoda,wokeshiqinshenshijianguohenduocini。

wokuaisubatoumaixiaqu,yibazhuazhuyangfangdeshoubei,congkoudailitaochuyiyangdongxiduileshangqu。

yangfangbeidiandehunshenzhandouleqilai,yangjingjingjianzhuang,jidelaila。

jieguodangranshimunvlianggebeidiandezhiduosuo,putongdaozailedishang。

changjingtaimei,woxinshangbulai。

「chunhuo,buzhidaorentidaodianma?」

banlinvshengyouyiduanshijianliuxingmaifanglangqi,wogenfengmailege。zuotianwanshangzaichoutilikandaole,shunshoujiunalexialai,guoranyongshangle。

wochuailetamenyirenyijiao,linchumenqian,youguailehuilai。