第1章
海城
suyangyishenshanghen，tuikailesujiadamen。
“a......ni，nishi......daxiaojie？”beihedaodeyongrenzhenjingdekanzheta。
“恩，我回来了。”
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kexiayimiaotabianzhichengbuzhudeyunleguoqu。
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sufurenzhoumei，shudimuguangluozaihunmidesuyangshenshang......
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sufusuizhenjing，danshunjiantongyi，tanaganzuosihuifujiadeyue？
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丈夫？
tahaimeilaidejihuishen，jiubeirenanzhuguidaozaichuangbian，xigaichudeshangkoutengdetadaoxileyikouqi。
“滴滴滴。”
yiqishengxiangqi，xindiantuzhujianbianweihengxian......
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噗，苏漾差点吐血。
tameitingcuoba......hekuaisiderenyuanfang？tanengxingmata！
keyongrenbuguanneimeduo，shangqiantaitashangchuang。
zheijiushiyaoqiangxingbanshile？
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moshangnanrendeshou......
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神他妈继续圆房！
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“你是谁？”
“你姑奶奶！”
suyangrenzhejutong，kuaisuzhengkai，quefaxian，zhengbukai？kao！
“nixiangsi？”nanrenhenleshengyin。
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taqiushengyujiqiang，kelianxixidekanzheta。
“laopo？nibuzhidaowoqianliangrenqizidousiyuxinhun？”
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tajingranshuonengzhihaotadetui？
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“neilaogongnixiansongshou，wokuaichuanbuguolaiqile。”
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shudi，suyangjinsheng，haozhongdeshaqi！
“bizui！”changdeshenmeguiwanyi？
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suyanggedengyixia，yaobushitazhangdeshuai，gensiguiyoushenmequbie！
bierendelaogongzaoshangxiaotiantian，tadelaogongzaoshanghesita......