靠！
haoxiaozi，zheishixiangrangwojitashuaguoa！！
weileshengyiqiankuaiqian，buxirangqiannvyouzuopei，zheixiaoziteniangdejueduishigerencai。
caokunyouxiebuman，dankancaomengyangshoudegengedaolangside，haishirenzhumeiyoufazuo。
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hekuang，jingshenxiaohuodoushikuizijidoubukuixiongdidezhu，rangtaduozhaojigemeizibudele？
youbushifeiyaochan，duoshuadianqingxuzhihuanchengqian，tabuxiangma？
dadingzhuyihou，caokunbuzaiyidao：
“nimaziyebushibuxing，duojiaolaiyixiemeimeilai，neiyiqianshijinide，xiaofeiwomaidan，nixianlianxi，dengyihuijiwofagedingweijiuxing。”
“anpai！”caomengyangxinxinshizu，youshougaoju45du，“duile，laoshu，niwanzheimehua，woshenzizhidaobu？”
“fenle，nilaoshuwohuifuziyoushenle，dong？”
“分了？”
caomengyangyouxiechijing，yinxiangzhongtaqibasuishi，laoshujiuheshenzizaiyiqile，doushuoyirifuqibairien，tamenzaiyiqizheimeduonian，shuofenjiufenle？
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tayiweicaokunshiganqingshoule**，yushidabaodalandao：
“laoshu，bienanguo，fenlegenghao，xiaomeideshiwolaianpai，baonimanyi！”
曹昆：......
......
liangrenfenkaihou，caokunqushangchangxiaofeibaqianduoyuanzi，huanleshenxinyezi。
renkaoyifumakaoan，zhuangbeinonghaodian，geqijiucaicaigengshunchang。
chumenshi，caokunbahuanxialaidejiuyifu，diujinlemenkoulajitong，chediheguoqudezijigaobie。
diankaicaomengyangfadeweixindingwei，“su8taiqiuting”，julicaokunbuyuan，zouluzhixuyaojifenzhong。
caokunyilushanggendelezhenyanside，yanjinglaihuizhagebuting。
neixiezaicaokunkanlaihaibucuodemeizi，zai【dongchazhitong】shenshixiadouyuanxingbilu，yanzhidaduozai6fenyixia。
meizilianshangdefenbicaokunxiedianzidouhou，hainengrangtashuoshenmeni？
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这波血亏！
buguo，zheirangcaokunfaxianleyigexinsaidao——ayi。
danxiangbibaqianhuajigangsiqiuayi，tagengleyihuazaijingshenxiaomeishenshang。
无他，因为嫩啊！
caokunjuedehaishirangyixingqingxujidong，zhuanqiandesuducaikuai，suoyitabujinyouciyiwen：
「tongzige，youmeiyoubaidubuqintizhia？zheiyangwojiumeiyouxinlifudanle！」
【niteniangde，weilezhuanqian，haizhenshiyidianbujikoua！】
【douyouxitongderenle，pinweibunenggaodashangyidian？】
「wozheibushisuikouwenwenma？」
【ganjinchoujiang，haodongxijinianpaizaihoumianni！】
「neihaidenggeder，suohale！！」
【gongxisuzhuhuodexianjin100yuan*7】
【gongxisuzhushoucidacheng100chouchengjiu，jiangchiyishengji，tishenggaojiejianglihuodejilv。】
【gongxisuzhuhuodexianjin100yuan*19】
【gongxisuzhuhuodexianjin10000yuan*2】
【gongxisuzhuhuodeiphone16promax】
“**，jiangchihainengshengji？”
“shengxia22ci，huodeliangwanduohaiyouyitaipingguo16？”
「tongzi，you1000chou，10000choudechengjiumei？jiangchihainengshengjibu？」
【youde，buranniyoujuedebenxitongjilei，laoshixiangzhechanjingshenxiaomei！】
「duibuqi，tongzige，shiwogangcaishuohuataidashengle......」
dedaozhunquedafu，caokunrucangyingbancuolecuoshou，tazhunbeikaishigejiucaile。
jijingshenxiaomeihuadianqianwusuowei，tazhuyaomudeshiyonggongjuren，shuajingyanshengji。
caokunquchupingguo16，huanka，xiazaichangyongruanjian，shunbianbazhiqianyongde8pliulanlishishandiao。
嘿嘿嘿～～
woyaokaishizhuangxle，meimeizhunbeihaolema？
......
十分钟后。
caokunlaidaodingweishangdesu8taiqiuting，zoujinlimianyanwuliaorao，haiyouyiguliezhidezhizihuaweixiangshui，gewainongyucibi。
danbudebushuo，dazhizicaomengyanghaishiyoudiandongxide，duanduanyixiaoshibudao，lengshijiaolaiqigejingshenxiaomei。
“houqiuxinga，dou**choushanghetianxiale，youzainabengdelaotoua？”
“bengjimaolaotou，nigesha*dongxibushuofenshoule，haizhaowowanni**a？”
“woquni**de，jitianbu*ni，piyanziyouyangleshiba？”
caokunnaoguaziwengwengde，xianzaishehuirenshuohua，hanmaliangdouzheimegaoma？
yikaikouzidaixiaoyin，shuohuazheimezangdema？
“yi？”houqiuzhuyidaomenkoudecaokun，youxiechayi，“shu？nizalaitaiqiutingle？”
“wo？suibianguangguang......”
caokunchouzhewulideyiqunjingshenxiaomei，toufachichenghuanglvqinglanfen，shayansededouyou。
qingyisequanshiqingliangdediaodaizhuangban，xiaoduankugengshiyigebiyigeduan，lian**shayansedounengkanqingchu。
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shushuxiaoshuaijirouda，jianzhitaidaipaile。
优质老登，想崩！
【ding，suzhushizhouqiunanqingxuchanshengbodong，qingxuzhi+100】
【ding，suzhushiwangjiaruiqingxuchanshengbodong，qingxuzhi+100】
【ding，suzhushitiantianqingxuchanshengbodong，qingxuzhi+100】
............
caokunmengle，zhayangongfushoudaoqibaiqingxuzhi，haishijingshenxiaomeijilia！
shenmenvdaxiaohua、heisichemo、tandian**？
统统给爷排后面去！
“laile，laoshu。”caomengyangpidianpidiandilaidaocaokunshenbian，“kankanxiangchannage，wohuitoubangnishuoshuo。”
“shuoshenmeni？”caokunyidengyan，“woshinishuodeneizhongrenma？”
曹梦阳：？？？
难道，不是吗？
“shu，ayangshinizhizi？”houqiudiaozheyan，laihuidaliang，“buxiang，ninbiayangkeshuaiduole！”
“yanguangbucuo，lai，naquchou！”caokunjiazhuangtaodou，suishourengguoquliangbaohetianxia。
“谢谢叔！”
【qingxuzhi：+100，+100，+100......】
houqiujiancaokunchushoudafang，youchuanzhebufan，yijingbatadangzuolaodenglaibengle。
“shu，nizhenshuai，rangwoqinyixia，mu～”
caokunlianmangduoshan，xinzanglebuyaojin，danshentizangleshiwanwanbuxingde。
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daduanhouqiudewulishifa，caokunyibenzhengjingdao：
“bienao，shushizhengjingren。”
“nimenyebieganzuozhea，qutiaodianyinliao，duokaijigetaizi，jintiansuibianwan，yihuiwomaidan！”
“谢谢，叔！”
jingshenxiaomeiqishengganxie，qingxuzhicengcengwangshangzhang。
su8taiqiuting，yigexiaoshi10kuaiqian，yinliaowangsilihe，younenghuaduoshaoqian？
caokunbupatamenbeng，xianzaijiupatamenbuhaoyisibeng。
qigejingshenxiaomei，zheiyaoshinonghaole，yitianzhuanjishiwandouyoukeneng。
zhuanyanmeizimenmanzaiergui，0yuangoujiushikaixin，shuirongc、maidong、jianjiao、chajibailemanmanyizhuo。
bengguanhuibuhuidataiqiu，cishiyedoukailetaiziwanqilai。
caokunqiaozhetuizuoxia，【dongchazhitong】congjingshenxiaomeishenshangyiyisaoguo。
yanzhi：4，5，6，3，5......8。
？？？
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jinggao：chachechedishiling，youmenyihansi——kunge·qidong！