第04章:你才是乡巴佬

一周后。

xiayiengebogentuishangdeshangdouhaole,fujinyichouchushijianlai,kaichedaitalaiminzhengjudengji。

laizhiqian,fujinyiranghanfengdadianhuazhaolegeshuren。

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gangyinyiya,zheihunjiuzheimejiewanle!

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cishideta,xinqinghenfuza,shuobushangshikaixin,haishinanguo。

zongjuedexinliguaiguaide,youzhongshuobuchulaideganjue。

“zenmele?nizheishihouhuigenwojiehunle?”fujinyixishanganquandai,fadongchezi,zhunbeilikai,yuguangpiejianshenpangdenvrenyilianluomodeyangzi,nanrendebochunqingqikailai。

xiayienlimahuiguoshenlai,shenjingdatiaodixiaoqilai,“haha……zenmehuini!jiusuanyaohouhui,yeshilaogongnihouhuicaishi,woshijueduibuhuihouhuide。”

buguanzenmeyang,yougezheigehongbenben,bianshiyouleyifenbaozhang。

jiexialai,tajiunengzhaoheshidejihuiquzhaoneiduimunvliangsuanzhangle!

“houhuiyelaibujile……”fujinyidaoshihenlizhi,zhengdoucheshangle,zaishuohouhuiyemeiyongle。

lingwanzhengdediertian,mafanjiuzhudongzhaoshangmenlaile。

一大清早。

bieshulibianlaileyimingbusuzhike。

lanjianeiweidaxiaojielanzhirou,chuanzheyijianchunbaisedelianyiqun,huazhejingzhidezhuangrong,caizheyishuangqibalimigaodegaogenxie。

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buguaifujinyibuxihuanta,zheiweidaxiaojiedexingziguoranyedehen,kuangwangzida,ziyiweishi,wanquanbubabierenfangzaiyanli。

“fujinyi,nichulai……weishenmeyaohuilewomendehunyue!fuyeyeshuoniyouduixiangle,wocaibuxin!youzhongnijiubanideduixiangdaichulairangwojianjian……”lanzhirouzhanzailouxia,genzhepofuside,duizheloushangdahandajiao。

fujinyizaishufangli,chuliyifenhenzhongyaodewenjian,meilihuizheishi,renyoulanzhirouzailouxiasaposhuaxingzi。

talejietazheigenvren,zongshitazaizenmenaoteng,yebuganzuochushenmechugedeshiqinglai。

zuiduoyejiushisasapiqi,qichuwanle,jianbuzheta,ziranjiuzourenle。

xiayienshuidehaohaode,beilouxiadenvshengchaodebuxing,tazhihaoxialoulaikankan,shizenmeyihuishier?

zoudaolouxialai,kandaoyiweizhangdehaisuanbucuodexiaojiejie,yiweishifujiadeqinqi,fujinyideshenmemeimeilei。

xiayienchunjiaoyiwan,zoushangqianqu,biantiantiandixiaozhe,genrenwenhao,“hai!xiaojiejienihao,qingwennishilaizhaosheideya?”

“nisheia?sheishinijiea?biechenjitaojinhu!”lanzhirouqiaobuqixiayien,lenglengdisaoletayiyan,zaiyoufengciqilai,“zheizhangguanjiaxianzaitiaoyongren,zenmezheimemeiyanguanglea?tiaolenizenmeyigexiangbalao!tulibajide!zheimedaderenle,haichuanzheyijiankatongdefenseshuiyi,zhendiuren!”

乡巴佬?

pei!zheinvdeyanjingtamadeshixiezhezhangdema?

tamingmingshizheigejialidenvzhuren,fujinyidexinhunqizi,daolezheigenvrenzuilijingranchenglexiangbalao!

kao!nicaishixiangbalao!niquanjiadoushixiangbalao!