6、同人随笔:爱吃瓜的有福了

jiantaguanbilezhibo,songruoruoyiweibumingdao:“yaoyao,chuqujitian,nidaoshixuehuilebushaodongxi……”

nanyaoshuangmouweiweizhengda,xiangshibumingbaitadeyisi,manyanwugu,“jiejie,nishuoshenmea?”

jiranyaoexinren,neijiuexindaodige。

zheishihou,xianranbushisipoliandehaoshiji。

zhibodouguanle,tahaizaizhuangmozuoyang。

songruoruobuzaishuohua,jintiannanyaohuilai,youzhibodaletamenyigecubujifang,haitamenbaibaisunshilesanshijiwan。

这事,她记住了。

diyicizainanyaoshenshangchikui,songruoruobingmeiyoushitai。

dantaxinzhong,daoshiyouxiebuan……

songxuyangzaojiurenbuzhule,buguotayanshenhao,zhiqianyefaxianlezhibodeshi,jiuyizhirenzhemeiyoufazuo。

shijishangtahesongmuyiyang,yinweijinanyaodeqian,erroutengbuyi。

zaitamenxinzhong,tagenbenbupeihuasongjiadeqian。

napasongjiadabufencaichandoushinanyaofumuliuxiadeyichan。

“songyao,nizhenshizhangbenshilea!xianzaiweileyaoqianhaihuilaiyindele!”

“niyaozheimeduoqianzuoshenme?womensongjiaduinihaibugouhaoma?jinichijinizhude,baqianhailai!”

songxuyangdehuayuhaobukeqi,fanzhengxianzaizhiboguanle,sheizhidaotamenhuibaqianyaohuilaini。

suoyitaxinanlidedeyaoqiunanyao。

yaoshuosongjiasheizuibuhuiyinzangqingxu,neijueduishisongxuyang。

nanyaoganjueqianshidezijikenengshibeizhuyoumenglexin,jingranmeiyoufaxiantamendebudui。

songxuyangduitadetaidu,doubeitazijizhaoliyoujieshiguoqu。

tajuedetashoutamenzhaogu,nengzhangzheimedayijinghenhaole,bunengzaisheqiugengduodewuzhi。

qianshideziji,haizhenshibuweijinqianzheyaoni,zhiqiuxuwupiaomiaodeqinqing。

dankexi,xianzaidenanyaobushi。

yushitadao:“keshijiejieshuo,woqueqiandouhuijiwode。”

“nimenzhendexiangyaohuiquma?”

“neiwofatiaodongtaiba,miandedaoshihouneixierenyoumawohuluanhuaqian,sanshiwanzheimekuaijiumeile。”

tingtashuofadongtai,songruoruoyanpitiaoletiao,dao:“bietingxiaoxude,jiranshimajinide,neijiushinide,fangxinhuaba。”

nanyaobashoujishouqilai,chunjiaoweigou,“xiexiejiejie。”

xihuanjitazaoheiliaoshiba?xihuanliyongdazhonglaimatashiba?xihuanhaotingdemingshengshiba?

zheikeshiyibashuangrenjiane。

jiranxihuan,neijiuhaohaobeitananieba……

songmushuoyaozuofan,zhishizaizhibojianzuogeyangzieryi。

tashizaishipananyaoyouyaoqian,zheicaisuibianzhaogeliyoulikai。

yaozhidao,congbanlaibieshuyihou,tayouduojiumeiyouxiaguochufangle。

baomuwumazhengzaichufangmanghuo,jiandaosongmuguolai,dongzuodoumalilebushao。

wumashizhujiabaomu,zaisongjiayouzijidefangjian。

songmuhaizairoutengneisanshierwan,queyouxiangdaolingyijianshi……

tawendao:“wuma,songyaoshishenmeshihouhuilaide?nizenmemeiyougaosuwo?”

songmucongxiawuhuilaiyihou,jiuyizhidaizaiketingli,bingmeiyoukandaonanyaohuilai。

suoyitahuilaizhinengshijintianshangwu。

wumachajuedaofurenxinqinghaoxiangbutaihao,dantingdaowentidetayoudianmeng,“songyaoxiaojiehuilailema?”

tameiyoukandaoa,ganghuilaidema?

songmumeitouyizhou,wumajingranbuzhidao?

tayouwen:“nishangwuchuqule?”

wumayaoyaotou,pazhurenjiajuedetatoulan,mangdadao:“wojiuzaoshangchuqumailecai,shangwuwoyizhizaidasao,furenninchuqudeshihoudoukandaole。”

songmuyouxiexinfan,jianguilema?songyaoshibushifaxianleshenme?

danjintiansongyaoyouzhishiyaoleqian,bingmeiyoushuobiede。

yisongyaodexingge,bukenengzhidaoleyihoushizheigefanying……

nanyaozheigecaozuo,zhijiedaluanletamendejihua。

songmunalizhidao,nanyaohuijiagenbenmeiyouzouzhengmen。

jinleyuanziyihou,teyibikairen,pashangerloucongyangtaihuilezijifangjian。

weide,jiushishatamenyigecuoshoubuji,ranhouxiangfangshefayangai。

rangtamentiqianzhidao,duomeiyisia。

yidunwanfan,songjiasanrenchideshibuzhiwei。

nanyaodaoshixinqingtinghao,kanzhetamenbiequyouyaoweizhuangdemoyang,taixiafanle。

songmuyusongxuyangxiangfachabuduo,benlaixiangzhaogeliyoudaodebangjiarangtabaqianhaihuilai,dansongruoruoquezuzhileta。

songmuxinzhongyouqibunengfa,chileliangkoujiuzoule。

meiyihuier,songruoruohesongxuyangyejiekoumeiweikoulikaile。

zhiyounanyao,chilesandawanfan,zaiwaimiansanlehuibu,caihuifangjian。

yangzishiyaozuode,suoyinanyaozaisongjiadefangjianbusuancha,buguohesongruoruobi,jiutaiyibanle。

nanyaozuozairuanyishang,zhongyuyoushijianlaichigua……

resoudoubeibazhan,yingxiaohaofengkuangcengzheredu,lianyejiaban。

zuiredeneiyitiaotiezili,haipeizhetu,jiusuandalema,kanqilaihaishineimelayanjing。

repinghaishiyirujiwangdechiguabuxianshida。

【aikanshuangnanzhudeyoufule~】

【waigangneiroudaoyanshouxbadaoyinrenzhuligong,ruogongqiangshou,gengtingxiangde,youmeiyoutongrenxieshou?】

【kanzhewangdaodedizhonghai,haiyouzhulideweisuo,zhendexiebuchulaia!】

【wo……yue,shishi!nayuandian,turanjiukongtongle。】

【wangdaowo*ni**,nisidixiaaizenmewanzenmewan,bierangdazhongzhidao!qianliangtianhaihepengyoutuijianlenipaideju,zhuantounijiunaochuzheizhongchouwen!haiwodoudiulianle!】

【jiuwoyigerenxintengwangfurenma?】

【suoyibuguangshitongxunlu,haihunxiaoquan?jieguobuguangbeizhuajianzaichuang,haiwanjinleyiyuanshizheigeyisiduiba?】

nanyaoyiliandianzanlehaojigepinglun,haibazijizhuyemingzigaile。

yushi,bumingsuoyidewangyoujiandaoyigeguazherenzhengdezhanghaodianzan,mingziqueshi……

aaazhuanyedashounanjie。

这谁?

dianjinzhuyeyikan,caifaxianshisongyao。

songyaozijidouheiliaochanshenle,jingranhaiyouxinqingchigua?!

nanyaobuguangdianzandiandehuankuai,haiyouxinsiqukanneixiegangxiechulaidetongrensuibi。

zaiyiliuyandeyueshengzhong,liuxiayijushenzuo。

qianshi,tacongloushangshuaixia,tianzhendeyiweiwangdaohuifuchudaijia。

jieguozuihou,wangdaoquededaolesongjia,tadeqinrenmendeliangjie。

yinweidouchileyao,fanerbaguodoutuidaoletazheigeshouhaizheshenshang,jiuyinweitaheiliaochanshen,wufazaikaikou。

shitahuironglehaibulaoshixiangcanjiawangdaodezongyi,zheicaijiwangdaoxiayao,jieguozijiqueshizuzhuilou。

meirenxiangxin,yourenhuiqianguizeyigechounv。

wangdaobudanmeiyoufuchusihaodaijia,fanerhaimaileyiboaiqiaizirenshe,shenmezuishounandedezhongniandaoyan。

真是让人恶心!

zheixieshi,haishisongjiatedilaibingfanggaosutade。