第4章 等着看她出丑(2085字)

lihanxiliansechenchen,yizhiduanzhehongjiubeizhanzaiyice,manlianzongrongzhelinyuyingjiangjinwandeyanhuibianchengtadezhuchang。

cishiwenyan,mouguanglenglengdandanluozaiguwanshenshang。

guwanrujinsuirangenzhemuqinjiadaolijia,ketachichuanyongduquecongmeikaoguomuqin,yizhidoushizijiyanghuoziji。

gengbietigenqianjinda**linyuyingbi。

neijiugengbukenengnachuruciangguideminghualai,kendinghenhansuan!

zhongrendoudengzhekantaruhechuchou!

guwanyishenbaisezhangqun,meidexiangyifushanshuihua。

wenyan,tazhishijiangshixiancongyunlidashidehuashangyikai。

qishiganggangtayidubuxiangzaibazijideliwudangzhezheimeduorendemiannachulai。

kekanzhelinyuyingdeyanjing。

buzhiweihezongjuedelinyuyingshizaizhenduita。

neimomingdediyi,kaodiliuganrangtawubiqingxi。

tagengzhidaolihanxiyezaikanta,buxiangtuisuo,buxiangrangmuqinzaiweitanankan,zhiweilezhengyikouqi。

taqiheiqingchedemouzitantandangdang,“woyeyouyifuhua,xiangyaosongjiyeye!”

有嘲笑声传来。

“ninengnachushenmehaohua?!biegaosuwomenshinixiaoxuehuadejianbihua!”

“shuoshihua,nizheiyangshibushiyoudianhansuan?!”

guwanzhishixiaoxiao,bianrangmuqinzailijiazuixinrendelanjienazheliwushangtai。

neifuhuabaishangtaideneiyike。

所有人都愣住了!

震惊的说不出话来!

guolejimiao,yourenrenbuzhule。

“wobutaidonghua,zheiyifu,buyeshi《chunyezuijiutu》ma?”

“shide!yiyangdanyebuyiyang,guwandezheifuhua,shenzhibilinyuyingdegengshengyichou,nicongyunbihesecai,haiyouzhengfuhuadegoutujiukeyikanchulai,haiyounikandaomei?guwanzheigeshangmianhaiyouyunlidashideairenlinhuinvshideshufatici!”

“wodetian!linhui!neiyeshishufajiededazongshia!”

“wotingshuoyunlidashide《chunyezuijiutu》a,qishiyouhenduocaotu,danshizuizhongbanzhiyouyifu,tingshuodangshiyunlihuacaotudeshihou,xinqingfuzao,zheicaotushiyouxiacide!zuizhongbankeshiyunlihualehaoduobiancaotucaiwanchengdeyunlizuideyidechengmingzuo!

“neijiushishuoqishiguwanzheifucaishizuizhongneibanchengmingzuo?”

“keshiguwantabuguojiushigebushouchongdelijiawai**,dangniangujiajiadaozhongluo,taqindiezisha,budanmeijitaliuxiayichan,fanerhailiuxiaxuduozhaiwu。tayigemaodoumeizhangqidehuangmaoyatou,zheifuhuanalaide?”

“buhuishijiadeba?!”

lilaoyezitinglezheihua,dangjizhennu,“guwan!nijiwojieshijieshi?!weishenmeyaonongyifujiahualai?!niyiweiwohaohunong?”

“真是丢人现眼!”

tashenzhikaishilianxuqinqing,“zenmejiaoyudenver,zheimemeiguiju!”

guwanzuidanxindejiushimuqin。

pamuqinzailijiahuibeirenkanqing,pamuqinzailijiaguodebuhao,rujinzhongyukanmingbaile,lilaoyezicongyikaishijiuqiaobuqitamenniangliang。

tafanlecuo,muqinjiuhuibeilianlei。

zheiyici,tayonggandezhanzaimuqinmianqian,mouguangjingjingkanxianglaoyezi,“liyeye,nindonghuama?buzixikankanjiushuoshijiade?”

tatingzhijibei,yangzhexianzhangdetianejing。

neibufuqidezitaiqidelilaoyezihuomaosanzhang!

“你!”

linyuyingganjinzhuaizhuguwan,“wanwan,nizenmenengzheimegenyeyeshuohua!yeyezenmekenengbudonghua?nijiubiesijiangle,genyeyerengecuoba!”

tayibianquanguwan,yibiangenlaoyezishuming,“liyeye,wanwanbudongshi,ninjiubiegentajijiaole。woxiangxintasuiranzuolecuoshi,ketashizhenxinxiangyaojiyeyezhushoude!”

lihanxibinglengdebochunminchengyidaozhixian,nandekaiqiang,“yeye,jintianshinindeshengri,jiubuyaoweizheizhongxiaoshishengqile。”

shuowan,taqinglengdemouguangluozaiqinqingshenshang:“ershenbushibuxihuanzheizhongchanghe?burugenguwanxianhuiqu,zaodianxiuxi!”

taqueqingxiaoyisheng,meimoulijinshibingtianxuedibandeleng,“wozhishuoyibian,wodehua,bushijiade!”

tazuanjinquanxin,tandangleiluodekanxianglinyuying,“sansaoninbushizuilejieyunlidashima?nindouhaimeizixikankanwodehua,zenmejiuzhidaowozheifuhua,bibushangnineifu?kongkoujianjiama?”

linyuyingcuoe,“bushidewanwan,niwuhuiwole!”

“zhenshimeiyoujiaoyang!”lilaoyezishoulideguaizhanghenhenchuidi,“zijizuocuoshilehaijiaobian!”

“wokanshisheizaiqifuwodexiaotudi!”

突然!

yidaohongliangyoulizhongqishizudeshengyinhuapojiangchideqifen!

“guwandehua,jiushizhende!”

suoyourendoubeizheishengyinxiyinlequ。

yikandamenkou,lairenjingshimanshenxianfengdaogudeyunlidashi!

“云礼大师!”

suoyourendouluchujingxizhise。

dajiasuirandoumeijianguoyunlidashi,dandoujianguoyunlidashidezhaopian!

yunlidashizhijiezoudaoguwanshenpang,manlianbukaixin,“xiaowan,nishanggeyuejiushuoyaoqushifugongzuoshixuexi,wodengleyigeyuedoumeibanidenglai,wozhinengzijiguolaizhaonile!”

“haiyiweinishebudegenwochuguo,shizaiguoneiguodeduohaoni!nijiushiyaobawodehuasongjizheilaotou?heng!yikanjiubushishenmehaodongxi!wokebuxiangwodehualuodaozheizhongrenshouli!”

hualuo,talenglengdeshixianluozailinyuyingshenshang,“haiyou,zheiweixiaoguniang!nisheiawodouburenshini,woshenmeshihouqiuzherangnidangwotudile?!daoshini!buzhiyici”

“hailengzheganshenme?mashanggenshifuzou!”

guwanmeixiangdaoshifujingranhuichuxian,piaoliangdeyandiranshangyimoyiwai,

“laoshi,ninzenmehuilaile?”

“heng!woyaobuhuilaiwokannizheikelianyatoujiuyaobeizheibangrenqifusile!”

“ganjinnashanghua!zanmenbuzaizheilishouqi!”yunlidashishuozhejiuyaobazijineifuhuashouhuiqu。

quecongshizhizhongdoumeikanyiyanlinyuying!

lilaoyezishenseyibian,anjiaoyishengbuhao!

jieguohaimeilaidejijianghuahuzaihuaili,jiubeiyunlijiqianghuiqule!

yunlidashiduizhelilaoyezifanlefanbaiyan,“jirannimenqiaobuqiwotudihewozheifupohua,neiwojiuquanbudaizou!buzaizheiliainimendeyan!”

“ni……”lilaoyezibeidudeyijuhuashuobuchulai,“ganshenmeyanizheishi……”

lilaoyezikusangzheyizhanglian,huibudangchu。

ganjueyunlidashibatademinggenzidoudaizoule。

tadouhaimeihaohaoxinshangneifuhua!

yunlizhuaizheguwanzhunbeiliqu,zhenghaokandaoganggangdaitajinlaidenianqingxiaohuo,“xiaolaodi!ganggangkezhenshitaixiexienile!yaobushini,wozheixiaotuerpashiyaokule。duile,nibushishuojinwanshilaigenwanwanxiangqinde?kuai,ganjinrenshiyixia!”