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wohelingjiagegeguchenqingmeizhuma，ganqingshenhou。
ketaquezaidinghunyanshangqiwoerqu。
zhiyinweitadexiaozhulidongqingchaikuaidideshihou，geshangleshou。
xing，jiranzheihunnibuxiangjie，neijiubiejiele！
zhuantouwojiuxuanbudinghunyanquxiao，zhaoshangleguchendexiaojiujiu。
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“chengege，womendedinghunyanhaimeikaishi，nibunenglikai！”
guchentingdaowodeshengyin，meitoubuzijuedizhouleqilai：“chuchu，buyaonao！niyoubushibuzhidaodongqingdeningxuegongnengbijiaoruo，woyaoshiquwanle，tachushizenmeban？”
“nigongsideqitayuangong，nandaojiuchulibulezheigeshilema？”wozhangkaishuangbei，zhijielanzaileguchendemianqian：“wobuguan，jintiannishuoshenmeyebunengzou！”
“niyaoshizoule，zanmendedinghunyanyemeibiyaojixule。”
wodeshengyinyichu，guchendemouziliranshangleyicengnuyi。
“yechuchunizenmezheimewuliqunao？！dongqingdouyoushengmingweixianle，nihaiguzhezheixiexiaoqingxiaoaide，nizenmezheimezisi？”
“nanguainimeiciqugongsi，dongqingdoushihaipa！”
“kanlai，wohaixuyaozhongxinsikaonihewodeguanxi。”
wotingdaoguchendeshengyin，zhijiejiuqixiaole。
womeiciqutagongsi，dongqingzongshiweiweinuonuode，haibushidongqingganglaideshihou，zhijiebakafeisazailewodeyifushang。
wobuguohaoxinjitajiangqingchulihaiguanxieryi，daozuihou，wodaoshichengleneigehuairenle！
真是搞笑！
“guchen，nijintianganzou，zanmenyihoujiuchediwandan！”
huoxushiwoyiqianjingchangyongzheiyizhaobipoguchenpeiwo。
talenglengdipielewoyiyan：“neijiufenshouba！wozaojiushougounile！”
guchentouyebuhuidilikaile。
wozhengdasuankaikounumaguchenshibadaideshihou，yigediaokandeshengyinxiangqi：“you，zheidinghunyandenanzhujiaozheishizenmele？zenmehaizoule？”
“zezeze！kanlaiye**shibeijiehule，yebuzhidaojintiandexihainengbunengchicheng......”
shuohuaderenshiguchendexiaojiujiulinqingshan。
tashiguchenwaigonglaolaidezidejingxi，nianjishenzhibiwohaixiaoyisui。
wotingdaolinqingshandeshengyin，jiletayigedaishaqideyanshen：“zuibuxiangyaole，keyijuanle！niyaoshishebude，wokeyibangni！”
“ya！nizheizaiwodawaishengmianqian......”
linqingshandeshengyinhaimeiyoushuowan，womuqindeshengyinjiuchuanleguolai。
“chuchu，nizenmezaizheili？jishikuaidaole！niganjinjinquba！guchenni？zenmebujiantaderenying？”
wohaimeikaikouhuida，linqingshanqianqiandeshengyinjiuxianchuanleguolai：“woneidawaishenga，naoziyoumaobing，jiuxihuangeyededongxi，zheibushizhejihuijiajiarelvchaqule！”
muqintingbudonglinqingshanhualideyisi，lianshangdoushiyihuo。
kewoqueshitingdongle，renbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
zhidaolinqingshanzuibadu，haiyiweizhishiduiwairen。
zheimeixiangdao，duitadeqinwaishengyezheiyang。
wokanletayiyan：“linqingshan，wojuedingjintianhenixiuzhan。”
wogenzhemuqinhuidaoleyanhuiting，dinghunyanyezhengshikaishi。
woyigerennazhehuatongzhanzaitaishang，shuoleyixiehengankaidehua，zhongrenyeshibeiwogandongdexilihuala。
guchenneibiandeqinqi，dougantantazhaoleyigehaoweihunqi。
ranerjiuzaitamenfenfenxianmudeshihou，woyeshuochulewodezhongbangxiaoxi：“jiuzaiganggang，guchenhewofenshoule！”