第2章
瞬间。
chendonglaibianbeilajinleyigeqiyidekongjian。
fangyanwangquyipianqihei，shenmedoukanbujian。
zhengzaiyihuozhiji，erbianquexiangqileyidaocanglaodeshengyin，bataheleyitiao。
“xiaozi，kanshenmeni。”
“谁！谁在说话！”
chendonglailianmangbaichulefangshoudedongzuo，xiayimiao，yanqianquefashenglefantianfudidebianhua。
zhijiansizhouturanbianchengleyigexiaofangzi，zhibuguoqiangbihedimiandoushishiban。
yigehuzihuabaidelaozhetangzaiyaoyishang，youzaiyouzai。
“zezeze，xiangbudaowochenjiahourenjingranlunluodaolezheibutiandi，shizaishibeiaia。”
“yeba，jinrijiuranglaofusongniyichangzaohua。”
话音未落。
laozhequzhiyidan，yidaoliuguangzhibenchendonglaimeixin。
rongruzhihou，tadedanaojiuxiangshiqiangxingsaijinleyituandongxi，toudouxianxiezhakai。
zuzuguoleyifenzhong，chendonglaicaihuifuguolai，dakouchuanzhecuqi。
keshidangtaxiaohuawannaohaizhongdexinxihou，lianshangqueyongqilenongnongdezhenjing，jinjieyouzhuanbianchenglekuangxi。
神农宝典？
shengsirenroubaigu，yutianzhengming！
duozaohuaniyinyang，weiwoduzun！
wozheishizaizuomengma，tiandixiazhendeyouzheiyangshenqideyishu？
太好了，妈有救了！
huanxiguohou，chendonglaizheicaixiangqineiweilaozhe。
gangdasuanguixieyifan，quebeiyigushenmideliliangtuilechulai，zhongxinhuidaolexianshi。
yizhengkaiyan，jingfaxianzijihuidaoleyiyuan。
toushanghaibaoguozheyiquanshabu，rangchendonglaiyouxiemobuzhetounao。
zhangyanneigeshexiexinchangdenvren，haiyouneisangehuangmaoni，zenmedoubujianle？
“呀，你醒了？！”
“bieluandong，wanyipengdaoshangkoujiuzaogaole！”
zhengzaichendonglaiyihuozhiji，yiweihushixiaojiejiezoulejinlai，jiantazuoqishen，dunshifachuleyishengjinghu。
shoulezheimezhongdeshang，zheimekuaijiuxingle？
老天，简直是奇迹！
chendonglaisaoleyiyanhushixiongqiandebiaozhi，faxianhemuqinzaitongyijiayiyuan，anansongleyikouqi。
erhuabushuolijisixialetoushangdeshabu，wangbingfangwaizouqu。
duiyunaohaizhongdedaodeshennongbaodian，tahaishiyouxiehuaiyi。
shizhenshijia，yishibianzhi。
“nizheirenzenmezheimebutingquanni，chuleshenmeshiwokefubuqizeren。”
hushixiaojiejiejianchendonglai，jingranbashabudoujisile，dunshiheleyitiao。
lianmangchongshangquzhangkaishuangshoudangzaimenqian，qihuhudeshifenkeai。
keshidangtakandaohouzhedeetou，quezaiciruzaoleiji，jingdemudengkoudai。
yuanbenxueroumohuliekaileyidaokouzideetou，xianzaijingranbiandewanhaowusun。
yaobushiqinyansuojian，tayidingyiweishizaizuomeng。
“nikan，wohaiyouliuxiadebiyaoma？”
chendonglaiweiweiyixiao，xinlianandeyi。
suijibianlikaibingfang，zuodiantilaidaolemuqinsuozaidezhuyuanbushibalou。
ranergangyidaobingfangwai，tazhenggerenqueganjueyouyituannuhuopenyongerchu，zhichongtianlinggai，shunjianqidehunshenzhandoushuangyantonghong。
zhijianyizhangbingchuangbaizaiguodaopang，chuangshangtangzhedefurenhunmibuxing，beizidiaozaidishangyemeiyourenlihui。
neirenzhengshichendonglaidemuqin，wangaifang！
“妈！”
chendonglaidabuchongleshangqu，lianmangjianqibeizijimuqingaihao，xinrudaoge。
ranhoubianlaidaohushizhan，lishengzhiwendao：“nimenyiyuanyetaiqifurenleba，pingshenmebarenganchubingfang！”
“凭什么？”
话音未落。
yiweishencaifeipangwenyishengzoulechulai，heranshimuqindezhuzhiyishengwangxuebin。
tahaobuzaihudisaoleyiyanchendonglai，lengxiaodao：“zaojiugennishuoguo，womenyiyuanbushicishanjigou。”
“jiaobuchuqianhaixiangzhanyongchuangwei，tiandixianaliyouzheiyangdeshi？”
“meiyoubanimazhijieganchuquyijingbucuole，ganjinbatuoqiandeyiyaofeijiaole，yaoburanyounihaoguozichi！”
“乡巴佬！”
shuozhe，bianjiangshoulidefeiyongqingdanrengdaolechendonglaimianqian。
yixiebingrenjiannaochulezheiyangdeshiqing，yezhishibaozhekanrenaobuxianshidadexintai，genbenmeiyourenzhanchulaishuohua。
cike，chendonglaixinlidenuhuoyijingdaolejizhi。
buguoyemeiyoudangchangfazuo，zhishilenglengkanxiangwangxuebin，jianqiledishangdefeiyongqingdan。
zhikanleyiyan，tadelianshangbianfuxianchulejifenzhengning，lingrenganjuezhouweidewendudoumomingjiangdilebushao。
kanzheshangmianmimimamadewenzi，chendonglaishengpingdiyicidonglesharendeniantou。
tajinjinzuanzheshoulidefeiyongqingdan，zaiyerenshoubuzhu，nuhouyishengzhongzhongyiquanzazailewangxuebinlianshang，jiangduifangdadaozaidi。
“jiunizheiyangdechushengyepeidangyisheng，rangdajiapingpingli，jiyigenaoaihuanzhekaihuangtitongzhusheye，zheisuanshenme？”
“xiangbudaotangtangzhongxinyiyuan，beidilijingranzuozhewuchixialiusangjintianliangdegoudang，hehe。”
“womadebingnimenbuyuanyizhi，wozijilai！”
此话一出。
weiguanderenbaokuohushixiaojiejiemen，doushunjianzhaguole。
“shenme！huangtitongzhusheye？”
“tianna，zenmekenenghuizuochuzheizhongshiqing，yigezhuzhiyishengyouzheimedadedanzi？”
“maomeiwenyixia，huangtitongzhusheyeshisha，nanbuchenghuijiazhongbingqing？”
“xiongdiyousuobuzhi，neidongxikeshiyonglaibaotaide，yonglaizhinaoaizheibushixiachedanma？”
“zheixiayouhaoxikanle，xiangbudaozhongxinyiyuanjingchulezheiyangdezhongbangxinwen，buxing，woyedekankandanzishangdouyonglexieshenmeyao。”
“……”
众人你一言我一语。
hualuozaiwangxuebinerzhong，yezhongyurangtayishidaoleshiqingbumiao。
gaisi，zheixiangbalaozenmehaizhidaohuangtitong？
完了！
zheishiyaoshibeiyuanzhangzhidao，kaichushixiaoshi，kongpahaihuiyoulaoyuzhizai。
shunjian，wangxuebinjiuhedesesefadou，zaiyemeilezhiqiandeaoman。
naoguazilibuduanxiangzhe，gaizenmezuocainengjiangcishijiejue。
erhuabushuobianliangundaipalaidaolechendonglaimianqian，kenqiudao:“chenxiansheng，zheicideshiqingshigewuhui，woxiangnidaoqian。”
“nimuqindebingwoyoubanfa，woyuanyichuqianjitazhi，qinziweitacaodaoshoushu。”
“baokuohouxudeyingyangfeiwoyequanbaole，zhiyaonengyuanliangwo，renhetiaojianwodoudaying。”
chendonglaishenqingbingleng，kanleyiyantangzaibingchuangshanghunmibuxingdemuqin，chixiaoyisheng。
“原谅？”
“nizhidaozheijiaoshenmema，wolaigaosuni，zheishiyiliaozhapian！”
“dengzhechilaofanba，zhiyuwoma，buxuyaonidezangshoulaizhi，wozijilai！”