buchusuqinsuoliao，zhouzhilijitiyidao：
“zhenghao，womenzheibianxinkaileyijiaxingjicanting！womenquneichifanba！”
我靠！
suqinheleyitiao，weikouzheimeda？
要往死里宰我？
“keyikeyi，zheijiacantingwoyezhidao，jiaoshenmewangyuelou！shimiqilinyixingcantingni！”
“haoa！womenjiuquzheijiachi！”
“yezhiyouzheiyangdecantingcaipeideshangwomendeshenfen！”
吴海激动附和道。
神经病啊！
你们有啥身份？
suqinyixiangshigeyouhuazhishuode。
“nimenshashenfen？wuyeyouminma？”
空气突然陷入安静。
“shenmewuyeyoumin？！womenkeshiziyouren！”
“meicuo！womenjianjuebuzuozibendenuli！”
“zhiyaowomenbugongzuo，jiubuhuibeizibendangzuojiucaishougeyazha！”
sanrenyizhengyanci，suqinbuyoudeyaranshixiao。
“nimenzheizuibujiandana，taihejincaizhideba？”
“huabunengzheimeshuoasuqin。”wuhainangnangdao。
“nixianga，jintiankeshiniyongbaoziyoudediyitian，dangranyaochidunhaode，haohaojinianyixia！”
“erqie，neikeshixingjicantinga！womenpingshinayoujihuichixingjicanting，yejiushixiongdinijintianzhonghuiziyou，womencaiyoujihuichixingjicanting！”
chedanbani…suqinxinlifanzhebaiyan，lianshangzhuangchuyifuweinandeyangzi。
“danshi，xingjicantinghenguia……”
“womennayoutiaojianchia。”
suqinzhidao，dangzijizuochuzheifuyangzi，tamenjiuhuidangzijitongyile。
butongyitamenyehuidangzijitongyide。
qianshijiushizheiyang，zhiyaozijiyouweinandeyangzi，tamenjiujuedeyoujihuishuofuziji，ranhoujiukaishidiediebuxiu。
“fangxinhaolesuqin，ququxingjicanting，dabulewomenqingni！”
cihuayichu，suqinhuyidisaolewuhailiangyan。
wuhaijihuangqihezhouzhishileshiyanse，liangrenlianmangfuhe。
“shiasuqin，douxiongdi！”
“fangxinhaole，chulaiwanma！”
“erqiesuqina，nicaishiwomenzhijianzuiyouqiandeba？”
吴海突然坏笑道。
“womendouzhidaole，yanghaimingneixiaozijinijielegongzi。”
“erqienilizhile，bushihaiyouneigeshenme…n+1ma？”
“suqina，nizheibokeshizhuandalea！”
“wozhidaonixiangshuoshenme…danneinadeshikaichunan+1，bushilizhi！”
苏秦一阵无语。
yuanlaishijuedezijiyouqianle，keyihuihuole。
sanrenteyilaizaizijiyidun。
suqinluchuyifuweinandeyangzi，jiaqingjiayishuodao：“keshi…xingjifandiantaiguile，chiyidunwojiubunengjixiaoxiaomailiwule。”
shuowan，suqinkaishizaixinlixiangsanrendehuida。
tamenyidinghuiquanjiewo，shuoshenmeyaojishixingle，ranhoubaozhengbuhuidianhenduodongxi，huikongzhixiaofei。
guoran，xiayimiaowuhaijiushuodao：
“suqin，caoxinzheixiegansha，womenhuozheimeyishi，jiushidehuozaidangxia。”
“erqiewomenxinliyoushu，buhuidianhenduodongxide，nijinguanfangxinhaole。”
“haiyouxiaoxiao，nijitadeyijinggouduole，neigenvrenxianzhilenideziyouhenidefazhan，nimeibiyaozaiweitazuoshenmele？”
huayingangluo，suqinturanyibazhangdazaiwuhailianshang，padeyishengcuixiang，wuhaiyijingdaozaidishangwuzhelian，kanzhesuqinyiliandenanyizhixin。
“wobuxunizheimeshuowodexiaoxiao！”suqinqifenshuodao。
T么的！
神经病啊？
【ding！chenggongrangwuhaihouhui，houhuidianjia3，houhuichengdu：zhong】
【gongxisuzhuhuodesancichoujiangjihui，gongxisuzhuhuodesanwanyuanxianjinjiangli！】
爽！真是太爽了！
suqinjielikongzhizhelianshangdefennu，xinliyijinglekailehua。
chouzijitaoyanderen，hainenghuodejiangli，hainengrangtayoukushuobuchuanzihouhui。
tiandixiajinyourucimeihaodeshi！
huangqilianmangfuwuhaiqilai，zhouzhizaiyipangshuodao：
“suqin，nibuyaoshengqi，wuhaibushiguyide。”
“buguomuxiaoxiaoqueshibushishenmehaoren，buzhidexiongdiniduitahaoa！”
啪！
“buxunizheimeshuoxiaoxiao！xiaoxiaoshizuihaode！”
zhouzhizhenjingdimozhelianshangqingxikejiandebazhangyin，zheiyibazhangshandezhouzhilianshangdefeirouhaizaizhandong。
T么的二逼吧！
什么煞笔恋爱脑！？
【ding！chenggongrangzhouzhihouhui，houhuidianjia12，houhuichengdu：julie】
【gongxisuzhuhuode12cichoujiangjihui，gongxisuzhuhuodeshierwanyuanxianjinjiangli！】
suqinyijingbiehonglelian，quehaizaijiazhuangfennubuyi。
wuhaikanjianzhouzhibeichou，xinzhongjuranhaiyoudianshuang，buyoudexingzailehuoqilai，renbuzhuxiaolexiao。
啪！
“nishibushizaixiaowo，xiaowodexiaoxiao？！”
zhouzhidunshiganjuexueyecongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai！
王八犊子！
真T么疯了是吧？！
wotmedejintianjiubugaishuohua！
【ding！chenggongrangwuhaihouhui，houhuidianjia12，houhuichengdu：julie】
【gongxisuzhuhuode12cichoujiangjihui，gongxisuzhuhuodeshierwanyuanxianjinjiangli！】
yipangdehuangqiyijingkandaile。
这都是啥操作啊？
nimenshizaiwanshenmehenxindedongxima？
zheishi，suqindemuguangluozaihuangqishenshang，huangqibuyoudedalegehanzhan，lianmangyikaishixian。
【ding！chenggongrangwuhaihouhui，houhuidianjia1，houhuichengdu：qingwei】
【gongxisuzhuhuode1cichoujiangjihui，gongxisuzhuhuodeyiwanyuanxianjinjiangli！】
nihouhuishani？——zheihuilundaosuqinnamenle。
suqinbuzhidao，huangqiyijinghouhuijintianbugaichumenle。
jirenkaishiyiguiyidefenweixiangqianzouqu，suqinzouzaizuiqianmian，wuhaihezhouzhiwuzhelianshangqingxidebazhangyin，dalazhenaodai，shibushiyongfenhenhechirudemuguangdingzhesuqin。
erhuangqiyeshidalazhenaodai，kaishihuaiyijintiandaodishibushihechumen。
ergangshanwanzhouzhipangliandesuqinquemeiyouyidianzaigangafenweilidezijue，cishitagoudazhezhouzhidejianbang，niezhezhouzhishenshangdefeibiao。
“zhouzhi，nigaijianfeile。”
“pangchengzheiyang，nizahaiyouliangenwomenlaichifana？”
你T么的！
【ding！chenggongrangzhouzhihouhui，houhuidianjiasan，houhuichengdu：zhong】
【gongxisuzhuhuodesancichoujiangjihui，gongxisuzhuhuodesanwanyuanxianjinjiangli！】
wojintianweishayaochulaia！
zhouzhiqiangrenzhuwangsuqinlianshanglaiyiquandeyourenxiangfa，momodesikaorensheng。
cishinengzhichengtajixudaizaiduiwuliwangqianzoude，jiuzhiyouxingjicantingdedacanle。
denghuiyidingyaobasuqinchidaopochan！
suqinnielebantianfeirou，youzhuanxiangwuhai。
tayishoudazaiwuhaijianbangshang，turanjinghudao：
“wuhaia！woturanfaxianniyougetianfua！”
cihuayichu，sanrendezhuyilibeishunjianxiyin。
wuhaiyetaitoukanzhesuqin，yanliyouguang。
“nihenyoudangguaizhangdetianfua！”suqinshuochulehoubanjuhua。
卡擦！
吴海眼里的光死了。
T么的！
苏秦绝对是疯了吧！
bushi？zijishibushiyeyoushenmewenti？？
wotameweishenmeyaoduisuqinbaoyouqidai？！
【ding！chenggongrangwuhaihouhui，houhuidianjia12，houhuichengdu：julie】
【gongxisuzhuhuode12cichoujiangjihui，gongxisuzhuhuodeshierwanyuanxianjinjiangli！】