第1章

nanpengyoudebaiyueguanghuilaile,

wobagouzigenpaidezhaopianshuaijitadebaiyueguang,

gezhongjiudian,qinwen,loubao,yiyingjuquan。

guanjianmeiyizhangdenvzhujiaohaibuyiyang。

baiyueguangkanleyiyan,dandingdeshuo:「gougaibulechishi?」

所以我才是大怨种?

我打电话给我爸:

「ba,womenbaxiaoshijituanshougouleba?」

1.

新年酒会

suoyourendemuguangdouluozaiwonanpengyoushenshang,tachuanleyijianjiancaiheshendexifu,

duitazheiyangderenlaishuo,queshishixiyiweichangle。

takanxiangwodefangxiang,xialezuihouyijitaijie

「xiaoshijituandetaiziyeai」

「suiranbushidiyicijianle,keshi,zheiyao,zheitui,wokeyiwanyinian。」

shile,taconglaidoushizheiyangde,zoudaonalidoushirenqunzhongdejiaodian。

xiaoyuzairenqunzhongzhunquedebuzhuodaolewo,chaozhewodefangxiangzoulai。

「neijiushitanvpengyoua,tanvpengyoubushineigeadadexiaohuachenxiaoma?zheigejiushichenxiaoa。」

taolunshengyijiuzaierbianyanxu,tingjian“chenxiao”zheigemingziwohaishiweiweizhoumei,danxiaoyuyijingchaowozoulai,woyelikaibaguazhongxinchaotazouqu。

「你今天很漂亮。」

「只是今天?」

wowanzhuxiaoyudegebo,kaishisajiao,taduiwoyixiangchongni。

「dangranshimeiyitiandouhenpiaoliang。」

xiaoyu,tazuishanzhangdejiushibameiyijuhuadoujiangdedishuibulou,ruciderouqingmiyi

buguo,wenroudao,daodaozhimingdedaoli,wozhongguishidongde。

wotaitou,kanxiangta,qingshengshuo,「xiaoyu,chenxiaohuilaileba。」

xiaoyubudongshengsedebawodeshoucongtageboshangnakai。

「haimeihejiuni,jiukaishishuozuihuale?」

wozoudaoxiangbinta,congzhongjianchouchuyibeixiangbin,xiangbintashiquzhicheng,quanbudaodi。

jihusuoyourendouchaowozheibiankanlai,wozheibianqueshishiyougedarenaojitamenkande。

shia,wolaizheilidemude,bujiushinaogedarenaome?。

「xiaoyu,wozhunigenchenxiaobainianhaohe。」shuowanwojuqixiangbinyiyinerjin。

erhouzhuanshen,likailezheichangnvpeidexi。

2.

ganggangxihaozao,menlingxiangle。

wokaimen,xiaoyuzoulejinlai

「xuening,wozhenshibanichongdeweisuoyuweile,xinnianjiuhuinidouhaowugujidexiawodelianle?」

wokanzhetaningjindemeitou,huranjuedeyouxiehaoxiao,「fenshouba,xiaoyu。」

xiaoyusihuyouxiezhenjing,danzheiyimoqingxuzhuanshunjishi,yikaikouhaishiyirujiwangdewenrou,

「aning,yigejiuhuieryi,huilejiuhuile,womenkuaijiehunle,nizaishuoshenmeshahua?」

wojiekaibaozhutoufademaojin,congtoushang,chexiayigen,wobashoushendaoxiaoyumianqian。

「xiaoyu,wodetoufa,shihuangsejuanfa。」

tasihuhaishibujie,「zheigennidetoufayoushenmeguanxi?」

wonaqishuzi,zhuanguoshen,「nijiazhentoushangdeneigen,shiheisededuanfa。」

sihushizaijudadezhenjingzhongmeiyoufanyingguolai,xiaoyulengzhule。

wonenglijiewodepingjing,danxiaoyusihubuneng,wozaitashenbiansinian,yinshiqiju,doushiwozaizuo,suiranwomingbaitazhishibawodangzuochenxiaodetishen,danwoconglaizhizuowoziji。

sinian,zuyibayigexiguanbianchenglingyigexiguan。

「xiaozong,manzou。」wodakaimen,shiyixiaoyulikai。

「阿凝。」

wodaduantadehua「xiaozong,xiaoshiyutonganjituandehezuonihaixiangyaodehua,mafanninxianzaijiulikai。」

「aning,mingtianworangsijisongzhipiaolaijini」zoudaomenkouxiaoyuhurankaikou。

wolengxiaolechulai,「xiaozongdasuanjiwoduoshao,buchangwozheisiniandeqingchun?」

xiaoyu:「......」

wobuzaikanxiaoyu,zhijieguanshanglemen。

ranhou,botonglewobadedianhua。

「ba,niyingle,wogenxiaoyufenshoule,xiaoshiyutongandexiangmuyijiaojiwoba。」

3.

wohexiaoyudelianai,qishishiwobajiwodeyicikaoyan。

wozheirenshenmedouhao,kejiabuzhushigelianainao,22suidewoduixiaoyuyijianzhongqing,zhishineishi,xiaoyugenchenxiaoshitianzaodishedeyidui。

wobianbazheiduanganqingshenmaiyuxindi,houlaichenxiaojialichulebiangu,xiaoyujiabuzhujialideyali,bachenxiaosongchuguo,anzhongyizhijiejita。

woyezhidaoxiaoyuduichenxiaoyuqingweile,keshilianainaoshengmuxindewozongyiweinenggandongdaota。danwobajianjuefanduiwogenxiaoyuzaiyiqi。

wojujuelewobajiwoanpaidesuoyouxiangqinduixiang,houlaiwobashizaiaobuguowo,zuihoutajiwowunianshijian,zhiyaowozuodaotongandefuzongjiujieshouxiaoyu。

wozhihualeyinianjiuzuodaole,wobayezunshouchengnuobuzaifanduiwogenxiaoyuzaiyiqi,bingchengnuozaijiexialaidesinianlizhiyaoxiaoyuduiwosixintadi,jiutongyiwogenxiaoyujiehun。

qishi,zheisinianxiaoyucongzuichudelengmodaoxianzaidechongni,woyijinghenmanyile,jiusuanwozaitaxinlishizhongbibushangchenxiao,woyenengjieshou,bijingganqingzheigeshi,youshihouyefenxianlaihoudao。

keshixiaoyuzhenshishuaxinlewoduitaderenzhi,tayibianduiworouqingmiyi,yibiangenchenxiaochanmian。

xing,nizuonidexishuiyuanyang,wozuowodebadaonvzong。

jiranxiaoyuneimexihuanchaweibailianhua,neijiuhegegouba。

huidaojia,wobayijingzaishafashangzuozhele。

qifenyishiganga,weilexiaoyu,wozheijinianjihubuhuijia,shuhuhuilai,kanjianwoba,quebuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme。

「dele,biebiezhe,xiangkujiukuba,yebudiuren。」

wohuranyouxiehaoxiao,wobacongxiaoduiwoyouweiyange,zongshizaijiaoyuwo,yudaoshiqingbuyaoku,kubunengjiejuerenhewenti,

rujinwuniannulibaifei,tazhishixiwangwonengxuanxiechulai。

「baba,nibangwochuqiba。」

woyudiaopingjing,danhaishidaileyisizhanyin,shengpawobajujue。

danwobacishiliangyanfangguangdekanzhewo,「guainver,babajiudengnizheijuhuani,wokanxiaoyuneixiaozibushunyanhenjiule。」

wogangadekeleyisheng,「ba,womenxianchifanba,chiwanzaijihua。」

wobayilukangfendechifan,qijianwobaruhefaxianchenxiaogenxiaoyudeshiqinggenwobadoushuole。

wobabakuaiziyishuai,qifendeshuo,「dangchuwojiugennishuo,zheixiaoyubushinide,nijiushijue。」suijiyoubakuaizijianqilai,jiezheshuo「nikankan,shouleneimeduoweiqu。」

dayuetianxiadefumudoushiruci,jibianshichaofanletian,gaijinichengyaodeshihou,haishihuijinichengyao。

ruguoxiaoyuzhishilvlewo,qishibuguojiushiyiqiangshenqingcuofu,woyemeishenmehaoyihande,bijingzheigeshijianshenmedounengtongguonulidedao,weiduganqingbuxing,dantabugaibawodangzuoshazi。

qishiwozaozaisangeyueqianjiufaxiantazhunbeibachenxiaojiehuilaile,zhishineishiworengchenjinzaitadetianyanmiyuzhong,juedesinianshiguang,tazonghuigujiwojifen。

quemeiyouxiangdaotaqueshishiyousuoguji,dantagujideshiwoshoushangtongandeziyuan

yezhengyinweizheiyang,tayequeshiduiwohenhao,zaijingjishangduiwohendafang。

zaiqitafangmianyejihuduiwoyouqiubiying,banyanzheyigeershisixiaonanpengyoudejiaose。

dangnian,wobayinweibukanhaoxiaoyu,suoyigaojiewobunengbaolushenfen。

xiaoyujuedewobuguojiushitongandewaipinfuzong,fanbuqishenmelanghua。suoyicaigenchenxiaohaowugujiba。

「xiaoyu,nidaodishigengaixiaoshi,haishigengaichenxiaoni?」

5.

diertianzaoshang,wobeiguimiqinjiaojiaodedianhuadaxingle,

「xuening,nizenmehaizaishui,xiaoyudaizhechenxiaolaiwogongzuoshile。」wogangjieqilai,qinguimideshengyinzhijiezaidianhuaneitouzhakaile。

「wogentazuotianfenshoule。」wodalegehaqian,zhunbeijixushui。

「nijiwoqilai,10fenzhongyihouwolainijiajieni!」qinjiaojiaonuqiyading,houwanjiugualedianhua。

ai,yishengyaoqiangdezhongguoguimi。

qinjiaojiaoshiwoweiyideguimi,woliangchuankaidangkujiurenshile,zheiwunianwodelianainaotashikandeqingqingchuchumingmingbaibai。

suirantashucihentiebuchenggangdeyaogenwojuejiao,danshibijingwomenliangjiashishijiao,jiusuantalaheilewo,yebukenengzheibeizibuzaixiangjian,suoyitazheijinianjizandeyuannianzaijintianbaofale。

de,zijiaguimihainengzenmeban,shouzhebei。

「niganjinjiwogunqilaixishu,wodainiquhuihuichenxiaoneigeyaojing。」

qinjiaojiaotuikaiwodefangmen,bawocongchuangshanglinqilai。

bangexiaoshihou,womendaoletadegongzuoshi。

「laogong,nikanwochuanzheijianzenmeyang?」

wohaimeijindaoguibinshi,jiutingjianlimianfachuchenxiaotiannideshengyin。

wodaoshihaisuantairanziruo,danshiqinjiaojiaoyijingbiebuzhule,denglewoyiyan,taijiaozoulejinqu。

「wohaidangshishei,yuanlaishinia,xiaoyu,3tianbujian,huannvpengyoule,xiaoshaoguoranshinvrenruyifua。」

qinjiaojiaoshichulemingdeduirenbufeili,youtazai,neiwojibenkanxijiuxing。

「qinjiaojiao,zenmeshuohuani?」xiaoyumingxianbuyue。

wokanzhunshiji,zoujinqukaikou,「douzaia,tingrenao。」

chenxiaokanjianwodeshihou,mingxianlengzhule。wosaoletayiyan,ng,queshihecongqianyiyang,furuningzhi,wojianyoulian。

「chenxuejie,haojiubujian。」wokaikoudapoleduishideganga。

「xuemeimei,wohuilaile,shiwobixiaoyudaiwoqutajiade,nibieguaita。」

guoran,gaoduanweidelvchazhixuyaoyongzuijiandandeyanyu,jiunengbazhenggejumianzhangkong。

qinjiaojiaodeyanjinglidoukuaiyaopenchuhuolaile,woshiyitabiechashou。

xiaoyupielechenxiaoyiyan,「xuening,wohenganxienipeiwodesinian,danshiwohaishiaichenxiao。」

wohanxiao「xiaozong,nibubigenwojieshi,womenyijingfenshoule。」

「xuemeimei,wodoumeixiangdao,nizheimetongqingdali,nibuhuiguaiwoba?」

chenxiaohaishineifurenchuwuhaideyangzi。

「chenxuejie,shouxian,wobushinidemeimei,wobazhishenglewogegenwo,」woduizhechenxiao,huafengyizhuan「qici,xiaoyubushidongxi,bushiwoshuorangjiurangde。」

qinjiaojiaoshishijiezhulehua「xiaoyunashigedongxi,xuening,nijiushiyangtiaogou,yangsinianyebuhuishuogenrenpaole,jiugenrenpaoleba。」

woliangshuowanzhuanshenjiuzhunbeizou。

「xuemeimei,womeixiangdaonizheimexiaoqi,zhuidaozheili,zhishiweilelailengchaorefengwogenayu。」

worenzhumanshendejipigeda,「benlaibushi,danxianzaishile。」

qinjiaojiaohenmanyiwojintiandebiaoxian,duizhetadedianyuanshuo,「yihouvipdemenjianjiwozaitigaoyigedang,bieyitiantiandejiwonongxieamaoagoujinlai。」

「shi,qinzong。」dianyuanqishuashuadehuida,ranhouyouyilianjiannandekanzhexiaoyuhechenxiao。

「duibuqi,liangwei,nindejifenzaiviptidanghou,bumanzujinruvipshidezige。」

xiaoyumanlianyinyudelaqichenxiaojiuzou。

dianyuanyoushishikaikou,「baoqian,zheiweixiaojie,ninshenshangdezheijianlifubunengdaichuvipshi。」

chenxiaolianshangguabuzhule,「nizenmehuishi,neinizenmebuqingtachuqu?」

tashouzhidefangxiangzhengshiwo。

6.

「lijie,chachawodevipjifen。」

woduizhezhiqianxiangshudedianyuanshuo。

「xuexiaojie,nindejifenzaitidanghouyequeshibutaigouni。」lijiexiaoxinyiyidewangzheqinjiaojiao,shengpaxiayimiaojiubeikaile。

「ni......」guoran,qinjiaojiaoyijingzhunbeifabiaole。

woqiangxianyibukaikou,「jiranzheiyang,neijiashangtadeni?」wozhizheyipangdeqinjiaojiaowendao。

lijiefengkuangdiantou,「qinzongde,yigerenjiuzugoule。」

ranhouhuifulezhiyexiaorongduizhechenxiao「ninkan.......」

chenxiaoyilianyinyudehuanxiayifu,zhenglazhexiaoyuzhunbeilikai,woyongtamenzhenghaotingdedaodeshengyinduiqinjiaojiaoshuo,「jiaojiao,nibaganggangchenxuejieshideneijianmaileba?」

qinjiaojiaoyilianyihuo,「weishenme?zheiduozanga。」

「zangdongxineibushijiugaidiuzailajitonglima?」

wokanjianchenxiaodebeiyingmingxiandunleyixia。

chenxiao,zheigeyouxisuiranshinikaishide,danguize,youwoding,nikeqianwanbiesong。

dengtamenlikaizhihou,qinjiaojiaoyanjingfangguangdekanzhewo「jiemei,woyiqiankemeifaxiannihaiyouzheimefuheideyimianni。shuoshuoba,nidejihuashishenme。」

「xiaoshigentongandehetong。」woyemeidasuanmanzheta,bawodejihuadougentashuole。

qinjiaojiaodiandiantou,「xing,nijiuannidejihuaba。」

「haiqianyidianhuohou,nibangwozaidiaochayixiaxiaoyuhexiaoshi。」

qinjiaojiaoyihuodekanzhewo,

「zheishi,nigezuobushizhengheshi?」

wojiazhuangkanbujiantayanlidexingfen。

「neinijiuzhaowogebangnibujiuxingle。」

qinjiaojiaomomobizi「xingba,neiwojiumianweiqinandebangniba。」

youxieren,wobatadangguimi,taquexiangdangwosaozi,pianpianzizunxinyouqiang。keshizijiaguimi,wonengzenmeban,zhinengxishengwogesexianglebei。

santianhou,woshoudaolexiaoshijituangenxiaoyudequanbubeidiaoziliao,xiaoshijituan,caiwubaobiaodaoshizuodebucuo。

danshineixingrendouzhidao,zheimehaokandebaobiao,yikanjiushijiade。

jiadeneimemingxiande,neibukendingkuisunyanzhong。

「xiaoyu,wodaoshiyaokankan,nihainengtingjitian?」wowozheziliaoxiangzhe。

cishi,wodedianhuaxiangle。

keshuisongzhentoulemezheibushi,wominzuiyixiao,jieqidianhua:

「xiaozong,youshenmeshima?」

「xuening,tongandetian,wobayijingtongguole,niwenwenxuezong,shenmeshihoukeyiqianhetong。」

「xiagezhouba,zheizhouxuezongzaimguochucha,huilaizhihouwobangninyuyue。」

womeidengtahuida,zhijieqialedianhua。

zhouyi,wobeiyigedianhuadaxingle

「xuening,wolaijieniqutongan。」

「ge,nitiqianhuilaile?jiaojiaodougennishuole。」

「zhenyounide,zhongyubanaozilideshuidaoganjingle,xialaizaishuo,xiaoyuxianzaiyijingzaitonganzuozhele。」

wogeyishenjiancaidetidehuisegaodingxizhuang,xieyizaitasaoqidehongsebaoshijiechemenshang。

wochuanzheyishenxiangnainaidegaodingxizhuang,yishenshangwuqixichaotazouguoqu。

「xinga,xuening,bukuishiwoxueandemeimei。」

「de,zainiyanliwochulelianainaoyiwushichubei?」wokeqidehuidui。

zuoweilongfengtai,womenliangdexinggebunengshuoshiyimoyiyangzhinengshuoshihaobuxianggan。

「kanzainigangshilesiniandelian,wofangniyima。」

「......」

woganggangzuoshangche,kanjianwogechelihaiyouyigeren,shenqi。

「shenxuezhang,nizenmezaizhei?」

shenqikanzhewodandanyixiao,「xuexuemei,haojiubujian,woxianzaishitongandequanjuguwen。」

woshenchushougenshenqiwoshou,shunbianjiwogeshugedamuzhi,shenqikeshishangjiexingui,nengqingdedongtachuma,neixiaoyubiewangxiangcongwoshoulitaodaoshenmebianyile。

ehuo,youxizhengshikaishile,xiaoyunikeqianwanbierangwoshiwanga。

7.

huiyishi,xiaoyuruyueerzhi,tapangbianzuozheyigegongzhuqieduanfanvren,zhengshichenxiao。

wokanletamenyiyan,zheishishangganzhesongrentoua。

xiaoyukanjianwo,dongledongzuichun,queshenmedoumeishuo,daoshichenxiao,qiangxiankaikoule

「xuefuzonghaodamianzi,womenkedenglenibangexiaoshile。」

wozhouqimeitou,miansebushan,zhijieduizhexiaoyufanan,「xiaozong,zheigexiangmuruguobuxiangtandehuajiubuyaolangfeibicideshijianle。」

「xiaoxiao,nixianchuqu。」xiaoyukaikoule。

chenxiaoyilianweiqu,「xuexuemeibuhuizheimexiaoqiba,zhishibaoyuannichidaoeryi。」

wogouchun,「kanlaixiaozongtiaonvpengyoudeyanguangbingbuzenmeyangma。」

wokanzhexiaoyu,xiaoyudeshixiantaolilewodezhishi,qishenzouxiangchenxiao。

「xiaoxiao,wozaitanzhengshi,niquchelidengwoba。」

「xueningshinideqiannvyoudoukeyizuozaizheili,woweishenmebuxing。」

chenxiaojujuelexiaoyudetiyi,yilianaojiaodejixuzuozhe。

「xuefuzongshitonganjituandexiangmufuzeren,qingwenzheiweixiaojie,nishiyongshenmeshenfenzaizheilicanyuni。」

yizhichenmobuyudeshenqikaikoule,yuqihenshiwanwei。

xiaoyulengxiaoyisheng,maotouzhijieduizhunleshenqi,「neimezheiweixiansheng,youshiyishenmeshenfenni?」

「dangranshitonganjituanquanjuzongguwendeshenfen。」wogetuikaihuiyishidemenzoujinlai,saoleyiyanxiaoyu,jiezheshuo「qihuaanwokanguole,lirundiantaidi。」

zheigexiangmuyuanbenjiushiyinweixiaoyugenwodezheiyicengguanxitacainengdedaozheigegentonganhezuodejihui,tianmingmiandelirunshisiliukaide,xiaoshisi,tonganliu。danshizheigexiangmuzhixuyaoxiaoshizhuzi,qitayiqietonganfuze,jianeryanzhi,zheiduiyuxiaoshilaishuo,shiyibiwenzhuanbupeidemaimai。

xiaoyusihumeiyouxiangdaowogehuilaizheiyichu,「xuening?zheishizenmehuishi?」

haimeidengwohuida,chenxiaokaikoule,「laogong,haoxiangshixuemeimeipianleni,tamendexuezong,butongyini......」

wogelenglengdekanzhechenxiao,zhidaotabizuicaijixushuo,「danshikanzaixiaoshicengjinggentongandeqingmianshang,xiaoshizaichurang15%delirun,wokeyikaolvtongyizheigetian。」

yixiaoshimuqiandeqingkuang,jiusuanrangchu15%yezugouxiaoshiyinianqitaxiangmudezonghele,suoyi,xiaoyukendinghuitongyi。

zhiyaotatongyi,neimewodejihuadiyibujiushunliwanchengle。

「aning,15%taigaole。」xiaoyumanlianxijidewangzhewo,

zheidaoshirangwotingyiwaide,yushiwozhinengkaikou,qiamietadexiwang,「xiaozong,zaitanpanchangheqingchenghuwodezhiji。」kanzhetayanshenzhujianandan,wohenmanyi,jiezheshuo「kanlaixiaoshimeishenmechengyi,neihezuojiudaociweizhiba。」

「xiaozong,yinggaibuxuyaowosongnichuquleba?」wogejiezhebudao。

chenxiaoquebixiaoyugengzuobuzhule,「xuening,xiaoshiyutongandexiangmuwozhuzi15%」

youyisi,kanlaixiaoyushiyoubabingluozaichenxiaoshoulile。

jiuzaiwokaolvyaobuyaozaijixiaoyujiadanandudeshihou,shenqikaikoule,「zheiweixiaojie,tongandexiangmu,buxuyaonidezhuzi,shenzhibuxuyaoxiaoshidehezuo。」

shenqikanzhewo,yuqiwenhe,「buzhidaoshenshiyoumeiyouzheigerongxing,genxuefuzonghezuoni?」

xiaoyuliansenankan,「xuefuzong,xiaoshiyuanyichurang15%delirun,qingguisijinkuaizhunbeihetong。」

8.

gongsilouxia,chenxiaokanjianwozhichongwolai,「xuening,niququyigefuzong,shenqishenme?」

wokanjianxiaoyuzhanzaibuyuanchu,fangrenchenxiaodefengkuangjudong。

「chenxiao,wojuedenitingshade」woshizhendejuedetasha。

「你什么意思?」

wobuzailihuita,zhijiechaowogedechezouqu,gangzhunbeishangchequebeixiaoyulanzhule。

xiaoyusaoleyanwogedeche,「xuening,nitinglihaia,guaibudeneimezhejigenwofenshouni?」

wominzuiyixiao,「xiaozong,woxingxue,tongandetaiziyeyexingxue,nicaiwomenshishenmeguanxi?」