nanpengyoudebaiyueguanghuilaile,
wobagouzigenpaidezhaopianshuaijitadebaiyueguang,
gezhongjiudian,qinwen,loubao,yiyingjuquan。
guanjianmeiyizhangdenvzhujiaohaibuyiyang。
baiyueguangkanleyiyan,dandingdeshuo:「gougaibulechishi?」
所以我才是大怨种?
我打电话给我爸:
「ba,womenbaxiaoshijituanshougouleba?」
1.
新年酒会
suoyourendemuguangdouluozaiwonanpengyoushenshang,tachuanleyijianjiancaiheshendexifu,
duitazheiyangderenlaishuo,queshishixiyiweichangle。
takanxiangwodefangxiang,xialezuihouyijitaijie
「xiaoshijituandetaiziyeai」
「suiranbushidiyicijianle,keshi,zheiyao,zheitui,wokeyiwanyinian。」
shile,taconglaidoushizheiyangde,zoudaonalidoushirenqunzhongdejiaodian。
xiaoyuzairenqunzhongzhunquedebuzhuodaolewo,chaozhewodefangxiangzoulai。
「neijiushitanvpengyoua,tanvpengyoubushineigeadadexiaohuachenxiaoma?zheigejiushichenxiaoa。」
taolunshengyijiuzaierbianyanxu,tingjian“chenxiao”zheigemingziwohaishiweiweizhoumei,danxiaoyuyijingchaowozoulai,woyelikaibaguazhongxinchaotazouqu。
「你今天很漂亮。」
「只是今天?」
wowanzhuxiaoyudegebo,kaishisajiao,taduiwoyixiangchongni。
「dangranshimeiyitiandouhenpiaoliang。」
xiaoyu,tazuishanzhangdejiushibameiyijuhuadoujiangdedishuibulou,ruciderouqingmiyi
buguo,wenroudao,daodaozhimingdedaoli,wozhongguishidongde。
wotaitou,kanxiangta,qingshengshuo,「xiaoyu,chenxiaohuilaileba。」
xiaoyubudongshengsedebawodeshoucongtageboshangnakai。
「haimeihejiuni,jiukaishishuozuihuale?」
wozoudaoxiangbinta,congzhongjianchouchuyibeixiangbin,xiangbintashiquzhicheng,quanbudaodi。
jihusuoyourendouchaowozheibiankanlai,wozheibianqueshishiyougedarenaojitamenkande。
shia,wolaizheilidemude,bujiushinaogedarenaome?。
「xiaoyu,wozhunigenchenxiaobainianhaohe。」shuowanwojuqixiangbinyiyinerjin。
erhouzhuanshen,likailezheichangnvpeidexi。
2.
ganggangxihaozao,menlingxiangle。
wokaimen,xiaoyuzoulejinlai
「xuening,wozhenshibanichongdeweisuoyuweile,xinnianjiuhuinidouhaowugujidexiawodelianle?」
wokanzhetaningjindemeitou,huranjuedeyouxiehaoxiao,「fenshouba,xiaoyu。」
xiaoyusihuyouxiezhenjing,danzheiyimoqingxuzhuanshunjishi,yikaikouhaishiyirujiwangdewenrou,
「aning,yigejiuhuieryi,huilejiuhuile,womenkuaijiehunle,nizaishuoshenmeshahua?」
wojiekaibaozhutoufademaojin,congtoushang,chexiayigen,wobashoushendaoxiaoyumianqian。
「xiaoyu,wodetoufa,shihuangsejuanfa。」
tasihuhaishibujie,「zheigennidetoufayoushenmeguanxi?」
wonaqishuzi,zhuanguoshen,「nijiazhentoushangdeneigen,shiheisededuanfa。」
sihushizaijudadezhenjingzhongmeiyoufanyingguolai,xiaoyulengzhule。
wonenglijiewodepingjing,danxiaoyusihubuneng,wozaitashenbiansinian,yinshiqiju,doushiwozaizuo,suiranwomingbaitazhishibawodangzuochenxiaodetishen,danwoconglaizhizuowoziji。
sinian,zuyibayigexiguanbianchenglingyigexiguan。
「xiaozong,manzou。」wodakaimen,shiyixiaoyulikai。
「阿凝。」
wodaduantadehua「xiaozong,xiaoshiyutonganjituandehezuonihaixiangyaodehua,mafanninxianzaijiulikai。」
「aning,mingtianworangsijisongzhipiaolaijini」zoudaomenkouxiaoyuhurankaikou。
wolengxiaolechulai,「xiaozongdasuanjiwoduoshao,buchangwozheisiniandeqingchun?」
xiaoyu:「......」
wobuzaikanxiaoyu,zhijieguanshanglemen。
ranhou,botonglewobadedianhua。
「ba,niyingle,wogenxiaoyufenshoule,xiaoshiyutongandexiangmuyijiaojiwoba。」
3.
wohexiaoyudelianai,qishishiwobajiwodeyicikaoyan。
wozheirenshenmedouhao,kejiabuzhushigelianainao,22suidewoduixiaoyuyijianzhongqing,zhishineishi,xiaoyugenchenxiaoshitianzaodishedeyidui。
wobianbazheiduanganqingshenmaiyuxindi,houlaichenxiaojialichulebiangu,xiaoyujiabuzhujialideyali,bachenxiaosongchuguo,anzhongyizhijiejita。
woyezhidaoxiaoyuduichenxiaoyuqingweile,keshilianainaoshengmuxindewozongyiweinenggandongdaota。danwobajianjuefanduiwogenxiaoyuzaiyiqi。
wojujuelewobajiwoanpaidesuoyouxiangqinduixiang,houlaiwobashizaiaobuguowo,zuihoutajiwowunianshijian,zhiyaowozuodaotongandefuzongjiujieshouxiaoyu。
wozhihualeyinianjiuzuodaole,wobayezunshouchengnuobuzaifanduiwogenxiaoyuzaiyiqi,bingchengnuozaijiexialaidesinianlizhiyaoxiaoyuduiwosixintadi,jiutongyiwogenxiaoyujiehun。
qishi,zheisinianxiaoyucongzuichudelengmodaoxianzaidechongni,woyijinghenmanyile,jiusuanwozaitaxinlishizhongbibushangchenxiao,woyenengjieshou,bijingganqingzheigeshi,youshihouyefenxianlaihoudao。
keshixiaoyuzhenshishuaxinlewoduitaderenzhi,tayibianduiworouqingmiyi,yibiangenchenxiaochanmian。
xing,nizuonidexishuiyuanyang,wozuowodebadaonvzong。
jiranxiaoyuneimexihuanchaweibailianhua,neijiuhegegouba。
huidaojia,wobayijingzaishafashangzuozhele。
qifenyishiganga,weilexiaoyu,wozheijinianjihubuhuijia,shuhuhuilai,kanjianwoba,quebuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme。
「dele,biebiezhe,xiangkujiukuba,yebudiuren。」
wohuranyouxiehaoxiao,wobacongxiaoduiwoyouweiyange,zongshizaijiaoyuwo,yudaoshiqingbuyaoku,kubunengjiejuerenhewenti,
rujinwuniannulibaifei,tazhishixiwangwonengxuanxiechulai。
「baba,nibangwochuqiba。」
woyudiaopingjing,danhaishidaileyisizhanyin,shengpawobajujue。
danwobacishiliangyanfangguangdekanzhewo,「guainver,babajiudengnizheijuhuani,wokanxiaoyuneixiaozibushunyanhenjiule。」
wogangadekeleyisheng,「ba,womenxianchifanba,chiwanzaijihua。」
wobayilukangfendechifan,qijianwobaruhefaxianchenxiaogenxiaoyudeshiqinggenwobadoushuole。
wobabakuaiziyishuai,qifendeshuo,「dangchuwojiugennishuo,zheixiaoyubushinide,nijiushijue。」suijiyoubakuaizijianqilai,jiezheshuo「nikankan,shouleneimeduoweiqu。」
dayuetianxiadefumudoushiruci,jibianshichaofanletian,gaijinichengyaodeshihou,haishihuijinichengyao。
ruguoxiaoyuzhishilvlewo,qishibuguojiushiyiqiangshenqingcuofu,woyemeishenmehaoyihande,bijingzheigeshijianshenmedounengtongguonulidedao,weiduganqingbuxing,dantabugaibawodangzuoshazi。
qishiwozaozaisangeyueqianjiufaxiantazhunbeibachenxiaojiehuilaile,zhishineishiworengchenjinzaitadetianyanmiyuzhong,juedesinianshiguang,tazonghuigujiwojifen。
quemeiyouxiangdaotaqueshishiyousuoguji,dantagujideshiwoshoushangtongandeziyuan
yezhengyinweizheiyang,tayequeshiduiwohenhao,zaijingjishangduiwohendafang。
zaiqitafangmianyejihuduiwoyouqiubiying,banyanzheyigeershisixiaonanpengyoudejiaose。
dangnian,wobayinweibukanhaoxiaoyu,suoyigaojiewobunengbaolushenfen。
xiaoyujuedewobuguojiushitongandewaipinfuzong,fanbuqishenmelanghua。suoyicaigenchenxiaohaowugujiba。
「xiaoyu,nidaodishigengaixiaoshi,haishigengaichenxiaoni?」
5.
diertianzaoshang,wobeiguimiqinjiaojiaodedianhuadaxingle,
「xuening,nizenmehaizaishui,xiaoyudaizhechenxiaolaiwogongzuoshile。」wogangjieqilai,qinguimideshengyinzhijiezaidianhuaneitouzhakaile。
「wogentazuotianfenshoule。」wodalegehaqian,zhunbeijixushui。
「nijiwoqilai,10fenzhongyihouwolainijiajieni!」qinjiaojiaonuqiyading,houwanjiugualedianhua。
ai,yishengyaoqiangdezhongguoguimi。
qinjiaojiaoshiwoweiyideguimi,woliangchuankaidangkujiurenshile,zheiwunianwodelianainaotashikandeqingqingchuchumingmingbaibai。
suirantashucihentiebuchenggangdeyaogenwojuejiao,danshibijingwomenliangjiashishijiao,jiusuantalaheilewo,yebukenengzheibeizibuzaixiangjian,suoyitazheijinianjizandeyuannianzaijintianbaofale。
de,zijiaguimihainengzenmeban,shouzhebei。
「niganjinjiwogunqilaixishu,wodainiquhuihuichenxiaoneigeyaojing。」
qinjiaojiaotuikaiwodefangmen,bawocongchuangshanglinqilai。
bangexiaoshihou,womendaoletadegongzuoshi。
「laogong,nikanwochuanzheijianzenmeyang?」
wohaimeijindaoguibinshi,jiutingjianlimianfachuchenxiaotiannideshengyin。
wodaoshihaisuantairanziruo,danshiqinjiaojiaoyijingbiebuzhule,denglewoyiyan,taijiaozoulejinqu。
「wohaidangshishei,yuanlaishinia,xiaoyu,3tianbujian,huannvpengyoule,xiaoshaoguoranshinvrenruyifua。」
qinjiaojiaoshichulemingdeduirenbufeili,youtazai,neiwojibenkanxijiuxing。
「qinjiaojiao,zenmeshuohuani?」xiaoyumingxianbuyue。
wokanzhunshiji,zoujinqukaikou,「douzaia,tingrenao。」
chenxiaokanjianwodeshihou,mingxianlengzhule。wosaoletayiyan,ng,queshihecongqianyiyang,furuningzhi,wojianyoulian。
「chenxuejie,haojiubujian。」wokaikoudapoleduishideganga。
「xuemeimei,wohuilaile,shiwobixiaoyudaiwoqutajiade,nibieguaita。」
guoran,gaoduanweidelvchazhixuyaoyongzuijiandandeyanyu,jiunengbazhenggejumianzhangkong。
qinjiaojiaodeyanjinglidoukuaiyaopenchuhuolaile,woshiyitabiechashou。
xiaoyupielechenxiaoyiyan,「xuening,wohenganxienipeiwodesinian,danshiwohaishiaichenxiao。」
wohanxiao「xiaozong,nibubigenwojieshi,womenyijingfenshoule。」
「xuemeimei,wodoumeixiangdao,nizheimetongqingdali,nibuhuiguaiwoba?」
chenxiaohaishineifurenchuwuhaideyangzi。
「chenxuejie,shouxian,wobushinidemeimei,wobazhishenglewogegenwo,」woduizhechenxiao,huafengyizhuan「qici,xiaoyubushidongxi,bushiwoshuorangjiurangde。」
qinjiaojiaoshishijiezhulehua「xiaoyunashigedongxi,xuening,nijiushiyangtiaogou,yangsinianyebuhuishuogenrenpaole,jiugenrenpaoleba。」
woliangshuowanzhuanshenjiuzhunbeizou。
「xuemeimei,womeixiangdaonizheimexiaoqi,zhuidaozheili,zhishiweilelailengchaorefengwogenayu。」
worenzhumanshendejipigeda,「benlaibushi,danxianzaishile。」
qinjiaojiaohenmanyiwojintiandebiaoxian,duizhetadedianyuanshuo,「yihouvipdemenjianjiwozaitigaoyigedang,bieyitiantiandejiwonongxieamaoagoujinlai。」
「shi,qinzong。」dianyuanqishuashuadehuida,ranhouyouyilianjiannandekanzhexiaoyuhechenxiao。
「duibuqi,liangwei,nindejifenzaiviptidanghou,bumanzujinruvipshidezige。」
xiaoyumanlianyinyudelaqichenxiaojiuzou。
dianyuanyoushishikaikou,「baoqian,zheiweixiaojie,ninshenshangdezheijianlifubunengdaichuvipshi。」
chenxiaolianshangguabuzhule,「nizenmehuishi,neinizenmebuqingtachuqu?」
tashouzhidefangxiangzhengshiwo。
6.
「lijie,chachawodevipjifen。」
woduizhezhiqianxiangshudedianyuanshuo。
「xuexiaojie,nindejifenzaitidanghouyequeshibutaigouni。」lijiexiaoxinyiyidewangzheqinjiaojiao,shengpaxiayimiaojiubeikaile。
「ni......」guoran,qinjiaojiaoyijingzhunbeifabiaole。
woqiangxianyibukaikou,「jiranzheiyang,neijiashangtadeni?」wozhizheyipangdeqinjiaojiaowendao。
lijiefengkuangdiantou,「qinzongde,yigerenjiuzugoule。」
ranhouhuifulezhiyexiaorongduizhechenxiao「ninkan.......」
chenxiaoyilianyinyudehuanxiayifu,zhenglazhexiaoyuzhunbeilikai,woyongtamenzhenghaotingdedaodeshengyinduiqinjiaojiaoshuo,「jiaojiao,nibaganggangchenxuejieshideneijianmaileba?」
qinjiaojiaoyilianyihuo,「weishenme?zheiduozanga。」
「zangdongxineibushijiugaidiuzailajitonglima?」
wokanjianchenxiaodebeiyingmingxiandunleyixia。
chenxiao,zheigeyouxisuiranshinikaishide,danguize,youwoding,nikeqianwanbiesong。
dengtamenlikaizhihou,qinjiaojiaoyanjingfangguangdekanzhewo「jiemei,woyiqiankemeifaxiannihaiyouzheimefuheideyimianni。shuoshuoba,nidejihuashishenme。」
「xiaoshigentongandehetong。」woyemeidasuanmanzheta,bawodejihuadougentashuole。
qinjiaojiaodiandiantou,「xing,nijiuannidejihuaba。」
「haiqianyidianhuohou,nibangwozaidiaochayixiaxiaoyuhexiaoshi。」
qinjiaojiaoyihuodekanzhewo,
「zheishi,nigezuobushizhengheshi?」
wojiazhuangkanbujiantayanlidexingfen。
「neinijiuzhaowogebangnibujiuxingle。」
qinjiaojiaomomobizi「xingba,neiwojiumianweiqinandebangniba。」
youxieren,wobatadangguimi,taquexiangdangwosaozi,pianpianzizunxinyouqiang。keshizijiaguimi,wonengzenmeban,zhinengxishengwogesexianglebei。
santianhou,woshoudaolexiaoshijituangenxiaoyudequanbubeidiaoziliao,xiaoshijituan,caiwubaobiaodaoshizuodebucuo。
danshineixingrendouzhidao,zheimehaokandebaobiao,yikanjiushijiade。
jiadeneimemingxiande,neibukendingkuisunyanzhong。
「xiaoyu,wodaoshiyaokankan,nihainengtingjitian?」wowozheziliaoxiangzhe。
cishi,wodedianhuaxiangle。
keshuisongzhentoulemezheibushi,wominzuiyixiao,jieqidianhua:
「xiaozong,youshenmeshima?」
「xuening,tongandetian,wobayijingtongguole,niwenwenxuezong,shenmeshihoukeyiqianhetong。」
「xiagezhouba,zheizhouxuezongzaimguochucha,huilaizhihouwobangninyuyue。」
womeidengtahuida,zhijieqialedianhua。
zhouyi,wobeiyigedianhuadaxingle
「xuening,wolaijieniqutongan。」
「ge,nitiqianhuilaile?jiaojiaodougennishuole。」
「zhenyounide,zhongyubanaozilideshuidaoganjingle,xialaizaishuo,xiaoyuxianzaiyijingzaitonganzuozhele。」
wogeyishenjiancaidetidehuisegaodingxizhuang,xieyizaitasaoqidehongsebaoshijiechemenshang。
wochuanzheyishenxiangnainaidegaodingxizhuang,yishenshangwuqixichaotazouguoqu。
「xinga,xuening,bukuishiwoxueandemeimei。」
「de,zainiyanliwochulelianainaoyiwushichubei?」wokeqidehuidui。
zuoweilongfengtai,womenliangdexinggebunengshuoshiyimoyiyangzhinengshuoshihaobuxianggan。
「kanzainigangshilesiniandelian,wofangniyima。」
「......」
woganggangzuoshangche,kanjianwogechelihaiyouyigeren,shenqi。
「shenxuezhang,nizenmezaizhei?」
shenqikanzhewodandanyixiao,「xuexuemei,haojiubujian,woxianzaishitongandequanjuguwen。」
woshenchushougenshenqiwoshou,shunbianjiwogeshugedamuzhi,shenqikeshishangjiexingui,nengqingdedongtachuma,neixiaoyubiewangxiangcongwoshoulitaodaoshenmebianyile。
ehuo,youxizhengshikaishile,xiaoyunikeqianwanbierangwoshiwanga。
7.
huiyishi,xiaoyuruyueerzhi,tapangbianzuozheyigegongzhuqieduanfanvren,zhengshichenxiao。
wokanletamenyiyan,zheishishangganzhesongrentoua。
xiaoyukanjianwo,dongledongzuichun,queshenmedoumeishuo,daoshichenxiao,qiangxiankaikoule
「xuefuzonghaodamianzi,womenkedenglenibangexiaoshile。」
wozhouqimeitou,miansebushan,zhijieduizhexiaoyufanan,「xiaozong,zheigexiangmuruguobuxiangtandehuajiubuyaolangfeibicideshijianle。」
「xiaoxiao,nixianchuqu。」xiaoyukaikoule。
chenxiaoyilianweiqu,「xuexuemeibuhuizheimexiaoqiba,zhishibaoyuannichidaoeryi。」
wogouchun,「kanlaixiaozongtiaonvpengyoudeyanguangbingbuzenmeyangma。」
wokanzhexiaoyu,xiaoyudeshixiantaolilewodezhishi,qishenzouxiangchenxiao。
「xiaoxiao,wozaitanzhengshi,niquchelidengwoba。」
「xueningshinideqiannvyoudoukeyizuozaizheili,woweishenmebuxing。」
chenxiaojujuelexiaoyudetiyi,yilianaojiaodejixuzuozhe。
「xuefuzongshitonganjituandexiangmufuzeren,qingwenzheiweixiaojie,nishiyongshenmeshenfenzaizheilicanyuni。」
yizhichenmobuyudeshenqikaikoule,yuqihenshiwanwei。
xiaoyulengxiaoyisheng,maotouzhijieduizhunleshenqi,「neimezheiweixiansheng,youshiyishenmeshenfenni?」
「dangranshitonganjituanquanjuzongguwendeshenfen。」wogetuikaihuiyishidemenzoujinlai,saoleyiyanxiaoyu,jiezheshuo「qihuaanwokanguole,lirundiantaidi。」
zheigexiangmuyuanbenjiushiyinweixiaoyugenwodezheiyicengguanxitacainengdedaozheigegentonganhezuodejihui,tianmingmiandelirunshisiliukaide,xiaoshisi,tonganliu。danshizheigexiangmuzhixuyaoxiaoshizhuzi,qitayiqietonganfuze,jianeryanzhi,zheiduiyuxiaoshilaishuo,shiyibiwenzhuanbupeidemaimai。
xiaoyusihumeiyouxiangdaowogehuilaizheiyichu,「xuening?zheishizenmehuishi?」
haimeidengwohuida,chenxiaokaikoule,「laogong,haoxiangshixuemeimeipianleni,tamendexuezong,butongyini......」
wogelenglengdekanzhechenxiao,zhidaotabizuicaijixushuo,「danshikanzaixiaoshicengjinggentongandeqingmianshang,xiaoshizaichurang15%delirun,wokeyikaolvtongyizheigetian。」
yixiaoshimuqiandeqingkuang,jiusuanrangchu15%yezugouxiaoshiyinianqitaxiangmudezonghele,suoyi,xiaoyukendinghuitongyi。
zhiyaotatongyi,neimewodejihuadiyibujiushunliwanchengle。
「aning,15%taigaole。」xiaoyumanlianxijidewangzhewo,
zheidaoshirangwotingyiwaide,yushiwozhinengkaikou,qiamietadexiwang,「xiaozong,zaitanpanchangheqingchenghuwodezhiji。」kanzhetayanshenzhujianandan,wohenmanyi,jiezheshuo「kanlaixiaoshimeishenmechengyi,neihezuojiudaociweizhiba。」
「xiaozong,yinggaibuxuyaowosongnichuquleba?」wogejiezhebudao。
chenxiaoquebixiaoyugengzuobuzhule,「xuening,xiaoshiyutongandexiangmuwozhuzi15%」
youyisi,kanlaixiaoyushiyoubabingluozaichenxiaoshoulile。
jiuzaiwokaolvyaobuyaozaijixiaoyujiadanandudeshihou,shenqikaikoule,「zheiweixiaojie,tongandexiangmu,buxuyaonidezhuzi,shenzhibuxuyaoxiaoshidehezuo。」
shenqikanzhewo,yuqiwenhe,「buzhidaoshenshiyoumeiyouzheigerongxing,genxuefuzonghezuoni?」
xiaoyuliansenankan,「xuefuzong,xiaoshiyuanyichurang15%delirun,qingguisijinkuaizhunbeihetong。」
8.
gongsilouxia,chenxiaokanjianwozhichongwolai,「xuening,niququyigefuzong,shenqishenme?」
wokanjianxiaoyuzhanzaibuyuanchu,fangrenchenxiaodefengkuangjudong。
「chenxiao,wojuedenitingshade」woshizhendejuedetasha。
「你什么意思?」
wobuzailihuita,zhijiechaowogedechezouqu,gangzhunbeishangchequebeixiaoyulanzhule。
xiaoyusaoleyanwogedeche,「xuening,nitinglihaia,guaibudeneimezhejigenwofenshouni?」
wominzuiyixiao,「xiaozong,woxingxue,tongandetaiziyeyexingxue,nicaiwomenshishenmeguanxi?」