第三章做我女朋友
woyiluxinqingtantedelaidaozhoushi，heqiantaiquedingyuyue，qiantaidadianhuahejingliqueren。
tingdaoduifangdemingzi，shiyizhihewomenduijiexiangmuderen，woxinzheicaifanghuiyuanwei。
「nizenmezaizheili？」xiayimiao，yigedichenfuyoucixingdeshengyinzaiwoshenhouxiangqi。
wofanghuiqudexinshunjianyoutidaolesangziyan，wozhuanguotouguorankandaolezhoumuyunneizhangshuaiqidelianchuangjinwodeshixian。
woturanyouyizhongzuozeixinxudehuangluan。
haozaibudengwoshuohua，qiantaiyijingxianyibuqiangdale：「guqiao**shilaizhaochengjinglitanyuanyuzhouxiangmude。」
「yuanyuzhou？」zhoumuyuntiaoletiaomei，pangbiandezhulilimacoujintadeerduojieshidao。
wonazhetibaodeshoujinlejin，huanshangyifuguanfangdeweixiaodao：「zhouzong，wojiubudanwuninle，woxianshangqutanle。」
「dengdeng。」zhoumuyunjiaozhuwo，bashoulidewenjiandijilezhuli，「neibiandeshiqingnigenzhewangzhuguanyiqichuli，wojiubuqule，yuanyuzhouzheigexiangmuwohenganxingqu，woqinzihegu**tantan。」
woqiangrenzhuzhuanshenyaozoudexin，genzhezhoumuyunjinledianti，diantikuanchang，wojinjintiezhemouyibiandiantibi，lakailehezhoumuyundejuli。
diantishangshengdaoyiban，tacetoukanzhewomenzhijianzuyizhanzailianggerendejuli，zuijiaogouqiyimoqingxiao，「zenmezheimepawo？neitianbushitingzhudongdema？」
tazhudongtiqineitiandeshiqing，wobenlaijiutantebuandexintiaodegengluanle，minleminzuibuzhidaoshuoshenme。
wozhanzaiyuandi，xiandegewaidejucu。
zhoumuyunquemeiyouyinweiwodechenmoerdasuanzhongzhiwenti，tacoujinwo，sixiaofeixiaodiwendao：「zenme？xiangliyongwobaofuzhanan？keshizhoutangshiwoqinzhinv，nipingshenmerenweiwohuibangzheniduifuwodejiaren？」
tashenshangyigulengliedemuzhixiangweipuzaiwoerpan，wozhijuedelianjiashunjianbiantang。
wodixiatoubuxiangrangtakandaowohaixiudemoyang，houtuiyibu，nulibaochidandingdishuodao：「womeiyouxiangliyongni......neitianwohezuizoucuofangjianrencuoren，zhouzongyaoshijieyidehuawokeyijininbuchang。」
tayanlidexiaoyigengshenyifen，zhongfuzhewoneitiandehua：「buchang？shenmebuchang？qianhuoliangqi？」
「wo......」wozhanglezhangkouquebuzhidaogaishuoshenme，wozenmeganshuochukouwobazheigehuoyanwangdangchenglenanmo。
wosuolesuobozi，shengyinxiaoleyifen：「duibuqi......」
「diyicijidewo？」zhoumuyunturanmeilaiyoudimaochuyiju。
我愣住：「啊？」
tahoumianjiedehuagengwulitou，「zuowonvpengyou？」
zheirenmobushiyoudiyiciqingjie？
wosuijijujuedao：「zhouzongbuyongfangzaixinshang，doushichengnianren，niqingwoyuandeshiqing，nindakebubiweiwofuze。」
meixiangdaotajuranshuodao：「yuanyuzhoudexiangmu。」
「zuowonvpengyou，zheigetouziwokeyijixu。」
wodedanaochedisiji，wanquangaobudongzheishigeshenmezhuangkuang？
zenmeturancongshangchuangshuodaolexiangmu，zenmehaiyinvpengyouweidaijiale。
woshizheliqing，「woshininzhinvweihunfudeqiannvyou。」
「o......？」tapiantoukanzhewo，「zheiyebusuanjinqinba？」
？？？wowanquanbudongyanqiannanrendenaohuilu，zhidezhijieshuodao：「zhouzonggougoushouzhishenmeyangdenvrenmeiyou？bubiyaowozheiyangxiaomenxiaohudemafan，woyaoshichengweininnvpengyou，jiangchenheninzhinvneibiandouhenganga。」
zheiyangdezuhemomingyouyizhonglunlijudejinjigan。
「zhiyaonibugangajiuxingle。」zhoumuyunhuayinluoxia，diantimendakai。
tamozhetangjinxiukoudao：「niyaoshiyuanyi，neijiuchulaibahetongqianle，tiaokuansuiniding。niyaoshibuyuanyi，keyizhijieandiantixialou，yuanlufanhui。」
shuowan，tabudengwohuida，jiujingzhizouchudianti。
wozhanzaidiantijianyouyulehenjiu，xinlibaoyouyisijiaoxingdijuede，huoxutianwujuerenzhilu。
jiranzhishitouzifangchuwenti，buruhuanyigetouzifang，conggenbenshangjiejuewenti。zheiyanggongsinengyoujiu，woyebuyonghezhoumuyunjixuweileneiyiyedehuangdanjiuchanxiaqu。
jiangchendeshirangwoduiganqingzheijianshifazineixindedichu。