第3章
九间殿上。
“拜见大王！”
shouxiangshangrong，yaxiangbigan，meibo，jizi，feizhong，youhundengyizhongdachenzaojiuzaidengdaile。
taishiwenzhonglvjunqianwangbeihaipingdingyuanfutongpanluan，buzaichaoye。
diyicixiangshouzheimeduorengongbaidedixin，neixinduoshaoyouxiejidong，buguotahenkuaijiuyaxialegezhongniantou。
“youshishangzou，wushituichao！”
dixindashouyihui，chenshengdao。
kansipingjingdeta，qishixinsizhengfeikuaizhuandong。
wulunruhe，mingridoubunengqunvwamiaoshangxiang，zhishiruheshuofuqunchen，dixinzanshihaimeixiangdaohaodeliyou。
“dawang，mingrishinvwaniangniangdanchen，dandawangyijianvwamiaoshangxiang，weiwodashangbaixing，dashangguoyunqifu！”
shouxiangshangrongdangjizhanlechulai，jianyandao。
“dawang，shouxiangdarensuoyanbucuo，zinindengjiyilai，weicengqunvwamiaoshangxiang，daozhiwodashangzaihuobuduan。”
“qianyoubeihaiyuanfutongzaofan，jinsanshanguanchuxianhanqing，daliangliuminyongruchaogecheng。”
“qingbixiayidashangbaixingweizhong，yijianvwamiaoshangxiangqifu！”
youleshangrongdaitou，bigan，meibodengrenyedoufenfenjianyan。
kanzhequnchenyifutabuqunvwamiaoshangxiang，shibubaxiudeyangzi，xinsifeikuaizhuandongdedixin，chenshengdao：
“zhongqingdeyisi，zhiyaoguarenqunvwamiaoshangxiangqifu，yuanfutongjiubufanle？sanshanguanjiumeihanqingle？”
dixinsuirandadinglezhuyibuqunvwamiaoshangxiang，danbingmeiyouzhijiebiaoming，ershiyindaoqunchengenzhetadejiezouzou。
xiangyaodaxiaoqunchennvwamiaoshangxiangqifudeniantou，shouxianyaoyaoqunchenzhidao，napatabuqunvwamiaoshangxiang，duidashangyebuhuiyouyingxiang。
“这......”
mianduidixindefanwen，qunchendunshiyizhenyusai。
yuanfutongzaofan，shixiangyaoqudaidashang，chengweixinderenhuang。
ersanshanguanhanqing，zheishitianhuo。
douhedixinqubuqunvwamiaoshangxiang，meitaidadeguanxi。
dannvwaniangniangbijingshirenzushengmu，erqieshangxiangqifu，shicongsanhuangwudishidaijiuyanxuxialaideguiju，qinenghuaile？
“dawang，nvwaniangniangnaishiworenzushengmu，ninweirenzurenhuang，dangyishenzuoze。”
shangrongyebuguandixinshishenmexinsi，zaicijianyandao。
“renzushengmu？nigaosuguaren，taweiworenzuzuoguoshenme？”
dixinyandishanguoyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaoyi，zaicifanwendao。
renzushinvwachuangzaodemeicuo，dannvwashiweilezhengdaohunyuanshengwei，tiandaojianglidegongde，yijingtirenzuhailenvwadeenqing。
ernvwazaichuangzaorenzuhou，zhijiefangshoubuguan，youqishiyaozulianzhituwujian，tuluyiwanwanrenzu，nvwayeweicengchushoubihu，renzupingshenmeganennvwa？
nvwazairenzumianlinshajieshibuchushoubihu，huoxuyounanyanzhiyin，danzongranyouwanbanliyou，quewufagaibiantaduirenzudelengmo。
shangrongzaiciyusai，nvwaniangniangchulechuangzaolerenzu，haoxiangjiumeiweirenzuzuoguoqita？
danruobushinvwaniangniangchuangzaorenzu，jiubuhuiyourujinderenzushengshi。
“dawang，nvwaniangniangnaizhenyahuanyudetiandaoshengren，ruhexingshi，lunbudaowomenzhishouhuajiao。”
“zhiyaorenzuganennvwaniangniang，chenxiangxinnvwaniangniangyidingnengganyingdao！”
“renzuruoshizaiyoujienan，chenxiangxinnvwaniangniangdingranbuhuixiushoupangguan！”
shangrongkanchuledixinbuyuanqianwangnvwamiaoshangxiang，zuoweichenzideta，jiuyaojinchenzidebenfen。
“qingdawangyiguobenweizhong，wanwanbukeyiyiguxing，zhiwodashangguobenyubugu！”
bigan、meibodengrenyedoujishengjianyandao。
nvwaniangniangkeshirenzudexinyang，shenweirenhuangdedixinbuzunzhongnvwaniangniang，henrongyiyinfabaixingdebuman。
rujindashanghuoluanbuduan，ruoshizaiyinfabaixingbuman，kongyoudongyaodashangguobendeweiji。
genghekuang，yijianvwamiaoshangxiang，budanduidixinmeiyourenheyingxiang，fanerhainengzengjiarenhuangweixin！
qunchendouxiangbumingbai，dixinweihehuirucifandui？
“zhenguiweirenzurenhuang，sheiyouzigerangguarengongbai？”
“napanvwaniangniangshirenzushengmu，tayebupei！”
疯了吧？！
dixincihuayichu，qunchenwubuhuangkong。
nvwaniangniangkeshiyutiandaotongzai，busibumiedetiandaoshengren！
erdixin，zhishidashangjunwang，genbenwufayuzhenyahuanyudenvwaniangniangxiangtibinglun。
zongguanzhenggehonghuangtiandi，napatongweitiandaoshengrendesanqingershi，yebuganruciqingshinvwaniangniang。
dawangdangzhenshitaihunyongle！
buyuanqunvwamiaoshangxiangjiusuanle，weiheyaorucitiaoxinnvwaniangniang？！
zheibushijidashangzhaorewuwangzhizaima？
“dawang，wanwanbukehuyanluanyu！”
“nvwaniangniangnaishirenzushengmu，burongxiedu！”
“qingdawangmingriyijianvwamiaoshangxiangchanhui！”
huangleshendequnchen，liansebeifendeduidixinquandao。
kanzhequnchenhuangkongbuandeyangzi，dixinneixinyizhenwunaikuxiao。
guoran，renzuduishenlingdejingwei，yijinggenshendigu，bushitajijuhuajiunenggaibiande。
xiaozhiyilidefangshixingbutong，tajiuzhinenghuanyizhongfangshi！
dixinzhanqishen，muguangcongliansebeifendequnchenshenshangsaoguo，weiyandeshengyinxiangchejiujiandian。
“wodashang，hexuxinyangshenling！”
baqideshengyinzhendangerqi，yourujingleizaiqunchenerpangzhaxiang。
ningjurenzuxinyangzhili，shouxianyaodaporenzuduishenlingdejingwei。
dixinyuanbenshidasuanxuxutuzhi，danqunchendetaiduquerangtahenqingchu，ruoshianzhaotayuanbendejihua，kongpadashangwangguole，yewufadaporenzuduishenlingdejingyang。
jiruci，tajiuyibaqidezitai，qiangxingdaporenzuduishenlingdejingwei！
erqietabuzhunbeigouzhe，manmantishengziji，weiyouzhudongchuji，caiyounizhuandashangwangguozhiweidegengduojihui。
shengrenbushiyaoguhuotama？
neitajiushunshierwei，daposhengrendebuju！
“guarenbudanbuhuiqunvwamiaoshangxiang，zijinriqi，guarenyaochaichudashangjingneisuoyounvwamiao！”
shenweirenzurenhuangdetashoutiandaobihu，shengrenyebuganduitachushou，dezuinvwayouruhe？
zheiyike，dixindazaoyunchaodesiluhuorankailang。
tazhiqianyixinqiuwendexiangfa，bingbushiheyanxiadedashang！
chuqibuyidezhudongchuji，rangshengrenyekanbutoutadexinsi，caiyoujihuichaotuoshengrenzhangkong！
dantazheihuayichu，qunchenchedihuangle。
大王疯了！
zheishiyaodangwangguozhijun？！