zhetengleyishangwuwozaojiujichanglulu，yijindianwojiudianleyifenangelahouniubaotaocan。
wozhengchidemanzuiliuyoushi，xiangqinnanerhaozoulejinlai。
“nizheichideshi……angelahouniubao？”xiangqinnanerhaozhizhewoshoulidehanbaowen。
“ngngng。”wogenbentengbuchuzuihuidata。
xiangqinnanerhao：“ni……nijuranhaidiandeshitaocan！zheidianlineimeduodongxi，weishenmeniquepianpiandianleyigezuiguidetaocan？！”
“yinweiwoshibaijinnva。”woyongzhijincalecazuijiao。
xiangqinnanerhao：“wozuipazaixiangqinshipengjianbaijinnvle。”
wo：“neiniyijingpengjianle，zenmehaimeibeiwohesi？”
相亲男二号：……
wo：“qishinigenbenbuyongdanxin，bijingbaijinnvdouzhuiqiuwuzhi，erni，meiyouwuzhi。”
xiangqinnanerhaonaoxiuchengnu：“hushuo！wokeshiyoufangyoucheyoucunkuandeyouzhinanxing。wobushimeiqian，zhishizuitaoyannvrentuwoqian。”
woyitiaomei：“e？zhendejiade？”
xiangqinnanerhao：“dangranshizhende。”
wo：“neivwowushikankanshili。”
相亲男二号：……
dafazouxiangqinnanerhaohou，wohuanlaixitongjun：“xitongjun，woshuonizenmehuishi？jiwoanpaidezheidoushishenmeren？”
xitongjun：“yinweiwojuedewozuozheigexitongtaimeiyougexingle，suoyiwojizijianpaileyigerenshe。”
我：“什么人设？”
xitongjun：“quedeqinqiderenshe。”
wo：“budebushuo，nizheigerenshebanyandefeichangtieqie。woyebuqiunibiedele，jiuzhiqianzheiliangnande，yetaifuqianleba，zhangkoubikoujiulibukaiqian。xiayige，xiayigeninengbunengjiwofayigeyouneihandelai。”
xitongjun：“mashanganpai。”
yushi，daizhejinsikuangyanjing，chuanzhebaichenshandexiangqinnansanhao，pianranchuxianzailewomianqian。
“fengxiaojiepingshidouyoushenmeaihao？”xiangqinnansanhaozaiwomianqianzuoxia，tuiletuibiliangshangdeyanjingwenwo。
bucuobucuo，zheigezhenshibucuo，shanglaibutiqian，xianwenwoaihao，youneihan。
buguo……wodeaihaoshizaiyoudiannanyiqichi。bijingwoguoqudeaihaobushizaihaohuayoutingshangkaiparty，jiushizuozhesirenfeijimanshijiefei，yaomejiushiqingwoaidousongwenjinglaijialikaiyanchanghui。
niwensongwenjingshishei？neikeshiwozuijinyizhizaizhuideaidou，nantuanchudao，danghongzhaziji、yixiandingliu……yubeiyi。shila，taxianzaiqueshihaimeiyouneimehong，buguowoxiangxintayoujinshengdingliudeqianzhi。
wozheixieaihaoyaoshishuochulaikendinghuihehuaixiangqinnansanhao，suoyiwozhinengwenwanyixiao：“wopingshideaihaojiushi……kankanshu。”
wozheihuadaoyemeipianta，bijingwoyaoshibuaikanshudehua，zenmenengchuanjinshulilaini？
xiangqinnansanhaoyoutuiletuibiliangshangdeyanjing：“e？neitaiqiaole，wopingshiyexihuankanshu。”
wo：“neinidouxihuankanshenmeshu？”
xiangqinnansanhao：“wozuijinzaikanxinlixuefangmiandeshu。”
wo：“nihaidongxinlixue？”bijingwoyeshixinlixueshuoshi，guojiaerjixinlizixunshi。
xiangqinnansanhao：“lvedong、lvedong。buruwowenniyigewenti，wokeyitongguonidehuidatuicenideneixinxiangfa。”
我：“好啊。”
xiangqinnansanhao：“jiaru，nituranfaleyibihengcai，tianjiangyiqianwan。zheishihou，ninanpengyouturanbeichachujuezheng，zhihaotadebingxuyaohuajiubaijiushiwan，qingwennihuizenmeban？”
wo：“zenmeban？dangranshifengguangdaban。”
相亲男三号：……
wo：“youshenmewentima？tingmeitingguoyijuhua，xintengnanrendaomeiyibeizi，jinanrenhuaqiandaomeisanbeizi。nishanglaishuozijiaikanshu，wohaiyiweiniyoudianneihanni，meixiangdaozuihoudianjidehaishiqian。”
wocongfanguanchulaishixitongjunjihuyaozaiwoerbianbaozhale：“nizheishiyaoganmaa，renjiawennineigewentiyemeishenmema。”
wo：“shimeishenme。wozhishifanle。nirangwotanyichangtiantiandelianai。keshiaiqinggenbenbushizaixiangqinzhongnengzhaodaode。”
xitongjun：“neizainalinengzhaodao？biru……ouyu？”
xitongjunhuayinhaiweiluo，lubiandeyimingnanzijiuchongdaolewomianqian：“xiaojiejie，keyijiwonidevxma？”
wo：“buneng。wozijihaiyaoyongni，jiniwoyongshenme？nixiangyaobuhuizijizhuceyige？”
nanzi：“woshishuo，yaonidevxhao。wojuedenihenyouqizhi，xiangrenshini。”
wo：“buhaoyisi，wobuxiangrenshini。”
nanzi：“biezheimejueqing，jiwogejihuima。woshizhendehenxihuanni。”
wo：“kewoxihuannvde。”
nanziyanjingyiliang：“xihuannvdeyemeiguanxi，wo……bujieyi。”
woyongyuguangpiaoleyiyantalianshangweisuodexiaorong，dunshimingbailetazaixiangshenme。
wo：“neiniyaobujieyidehua，jiuxiandengdengwo，woyoudianshi，dexianqutangpaichusuo。”
nanzi：“quneiliganshenme？”
wo：“gangshalejigeren，quzishou。”
男子：……
yongfafengdefangshichuangfeizheiweicrushzhihou，wozaicihuanlaixitongjun：“xitongjun，woyaofangqi。”
系统君：“什么？”
wo：“woshishuo，zheicirenwu，wofangqile。”
xitongjun：“nikexianghaole，zhudongfangqiyaobeikouwushifende。”
我：“随便。”
xitongjun：“ninandaojiuzhendebuxiangtanlianaile？”
wo：“woweishenmeyaotanlianai？”
xitongjun：“lianai、jiehun、shengzi，zheibushirenshengbijingzhiluma？”
wo：“suoyilianaijiushiweilejiehun？”
系统君：“当然。”
wo：“neijiehundehaochushishenme？”
xitongjundechenmozhenlongfakui。
wo：“suanle，haishiwolaigaosunijiehundehaochuba。jiehundehaochujiushi……niyaoshigalejingfangkeyidiyishijiansuodingxianyiren。”
系统君：……
wo：“woshuodebuduima？neigexuxingcanhemuwanqingdegushi，yijingjiaowozuorenle。”
jiankongshinei，fengfeidalegexiangzhi。daoyanxiaowencouleshanglai：“fengzong，ninyoushenmezhishi？”
fengfei：“neigebianju，jiao……jiao……”
daoyanxiaowen：“luchenan。”
fengfei：“duidui，luchenan，batajiaoguolai。”
buyihuierdegongfu，luchenanjiuchuxianzailejiankongshi。
luchenanshenzitingba，baisechenshandelingkoujiekaileliangke，yitouwuheideduanfazhixia，shiyizhangqingjunruzhexiandemianpang。
tagaotingdebiliangshangjiazheyifumuzhibiankuangyanjing，zangzaijingpianhoudeshuangmoushensuimoce，wanmeidexiahexianzhangxianzheshizudeguiqi。