第4章 洗手间的调戏

datingxuannaocaoza,xiongkoutaimenle,yadewochuanbuguoqi。woqishenzouxiangchuangtaichuifengtouqi,xiangshunbianquxishoujianzhenglizhuangrong。

liangfeng,zhongyuzaiwanjianqiaoqiaodiliulechulai,wushengdirongjiezhemenre,sanfazheqingliang。

wozhanzaichuangtaidejintou,yizhebolilangan,wangzhezheigehuadengchushangdechengshi。

zheilidejingmoyudatingdexuanhuajieranbutong。

wokenengtaobuguoyinyaodemozhuale。

jianghushehuizhongderenqing,shizhongshiyaohaide。

yinyaozheiyangzizhubijiao,liyiweixiandeshangren,zenhuizuopeibendemaimai。

buguo,chenshenpinganwushijiuhao。

weitazuorenheshiqing,wodouyiburongci。

liangfengchuiluanlewodexiufa,qingxinglebushao,woliaoleyanqiandeyilvfa,zouxiangxishoujianbuzhuang。

zaiwoduizhejingzitumokouhongdeshihou,menwaituranchuxianjishengchenzhongdejiaobu,yuelaiyuejin。

应该是一个男人。

wocongjingzilikandao,shiyinyao,tajuranzoujinnvce。

touguojingziwangzheta,tazhuoredeyanmouzheshihewoyitiao。

woshouyiyongli,tumodedongzuoyizhi,kouhongduandiaole,congzuichunzhijiehuadaoxiaba,diaojinshuichili。

yinyaosixiaofeixiaodizouxiangwo,“fengxiaojie,woyouzheimekepama,rangnihuarongshise,shilefencun。”

tahuanhuanzoudaowomianqian,liwohenjin,tayidingnengtingdaowopengpengdexintiaosheng。

yuelaiyuejin,wobieguotoubeiduita,tayongshoushijingjiangwohuadiaodezhuangcadiao。

taxiaoleyisheng,xixuedishuodao:“fengxiaojieshengguoxihuxizi,nongzhuangyanmozongxiangyi。”

tajinjinkouzhuwoxiaba,woyangtouwentajinnvceganshenme。

tashuozhiweimudufengxiaojiefangyan。

woningshizheshenbukecedeta,“nihaimeikangouma?nibushiyizhizaidingzhewoma?”

“yuanlaifengxiaojiezhidaoa,neifengxiaojiehaijidewomendejiaoyima?”tasongkaiwodexiaba,menshengchixiao。

langguoranlaile,laibushishuyutadeliewu。

wochangshizhetuikaita,danshouwufujizhilidewo,genbenwufahandong。

woxiaoshengfennudishuo,“nidaodixiangganma,zoukai,nifangkaiwo。”

wocongjingzilikanzhe,yinyaohuanbaozhewo,henshiaimei,“meixiangganshenme,jiuxiangwenwenfengxiaojieqixi。”

“neitian,qianjunyifashikebeisushidarao,henshisaoxing,danrengranhuiweiwuqiong,heshicainengyiqinfengxiaojiefangzeni?”tadehuxipenzaiwodebozishang,dangyangzhewodexinfei。

tazenmezheimeliumang,shuoqihunhuayidianerbuhaixiu。

wojingranwufahuiying,danyoubuganzheiyangbeidiaoxi,woniudongzheshituzhengtuotadejingu,shijinglachetadexizhuang。

“woxianzaibuxiang,yihouba,zhishaobushizaizheili。”

shuodehaowudiqi,yinweineigetiaojianshiwotichude。tajiejuelechenshendezhimingzhizai,wolisuoyingdanghaita。

“keshiwopobujidaile。”taniezhuwodexiaba,jiangwodelianniedebuchengxingzhuang。

zaitadechunkuaiyaofushangdeneiyike,woyongshoudangzhule,“buyao,bushixianzai,nidinggeshijiandidian。”

“meixiangdaodamingdingdingdeyinyao,juranzheiyangdiaoxiliangjiashaonv,jintianwokeshijianshile,nikuaizoukai。”

wozhandouzhe,changshizhengtuotadejingu,danrengranwufabaituo。

tayiweishenzhangdiningshiwo,diantoudayingle,“fengxiaojiezhenshiyouqu。”

“buzhidaonihaihuishenmeni,jiunanren,shufa,kanlainiyoutaiduoqiannengshangdaikaifa。”tayizhishoukouzhuwodeyao,yizhishoufumozhewodelian。

“wozhishijiandandepingfanreneryi,yinxianshengqianwanbiegaokan。”

taraoyouquweididianlegenyan,meixi,“fengxiaojie,xiacijianmianzhiri,jiushinihaizhaizhishi。”

shuowan,tafangkaiwo,zhenglileyishang,xiangwushirenyiyangzouchuxishoujian。

duliuxialangbeidewo,lengzhefashen。wocongqianmeiyouxiangguo,yinyaojuranrucidaomaoanran。woyouyugan,wodeehaojijianglailinle。

neijuebushishuiyiwanzheimejiandandeshi。

wangzhejingzizhongcanghuangshicuodeziji,wofanzaodipolepoliangshui,jiangwen。

zouyibusuanyibuba,qianlumanman,woyebuzhidaohaihuichuxianshenme。

chedaoshanqianbiyoulu,zhiyaotabudongchenshen,yiqiekeyishangque。

woshoushihaoyironghuidaozhuzhuo,chenshenqinqiexiaoshengdiwenwo,“zenmequlezheimejiu?”

wolianshanglimafuxianganga,“qutouqile,zheilitaimen。”

“toutouchouyanle?”tabizitailing,juranwenchuleyanweier。

“nayou,xishoujianzhenghaoyourenchouyan。”wonaoxiuchengnuxiangshenshoudata,queyinzaigonggongchanghe,shoulianleziji。

chenshenmeiyourenhehuaiyi,zaichifandeguochengzhong,tayizhiqianzhewofalengdeshou,meiyoufangkai。

suiranzaiwohetazheiduanganqingzhong,woxiaotabasui,danwoqueshibanyanzheqiangshidejiaose,zhishaohenduoxiaoshidouyouwozuozhu。

woxiangshouzhemuqianaiqingdezirun。

guhuaqiangzaifanzhuoshangxiangchenshenbiaoshiyigexiangmudehezuo,tandehenshunli。

tarangchenshenfuzefawangbeifanghuowudeyunzai,luyunjiashuiyun,zheishiyidanchaodashengyi。

nenggengshangyicenglouneizaihaobuguole,wofeijinglejiuniuerhuzhili,bangzhuchenshenqutaohaoguhuaqiang。

这一单一定要拿下。

jiudianwai,yiliangheisebinlizuojiali,ruoyinruoxiandeyantoushanshuozhe。

neigenanrennazhedianhua,kaozhecheyibimuyangshen,huanhuankaiqizhechunban,naixinhongzhelingyiduandenvren。

jiabuzhunvrendesajiao,tawunaitongyile,zheicaifangxindiguadiaodianhua。

nanrenanxiachechuang,danledanranshaodexueqie,shoushenchuchewai,kaozaichechuangshang,jiujiumeiyoudongdan。

guolehenjiu,yinyaocaibujinbumandicongjiudianwaizoujinlai,pailepaiguhuaqiangdejianbang,xiaoshengdishuo,“junmeilaisshile,woxianzou,nimenwandekaixin。”

wotingdaole,tashuojunmeishiyuqideqingrouhechongni,junmei,shitadeweihunqi,suoaizhirenba。

yihuodezhongzizaicishenggenfaya,wosihaobuzhizheihuoxuhuichengweigaibianwomingyunzhongnongmozhongcaideyibi。

yinyaozouzhiqian,dijiwoleyigeqidai,manyi,tanlandefuzadeyanshen,liuxiadanzhixingyingdebeiying,tingbagaoda,danyougujicangliang。

wobuduanshuofuziji,qianzhaihaiqian,tianjingdiyi。

shuiyiwanyoushenmedabule,tianliangzhihou,qiaoguiqiao,luguilu,rizizhaoyangguo。

danyouyizhiqiqiu,qianwanbiepengjianyinyao,sshineimeda,taneimefanmang,yidingbuhuineimecouqiao。

weilezheigewohaizhuanmenpaodaoxuexiaopangbiandewanjiasi,jingxinqidao。