第五章黄大仙偷家
wangjiashifengshuishijia，wangjieziyouqibianxuexifengshuishufa，dangyouzheizhongaoqi。danwokantatianfuyiban，xiuweishenzhibujiwoyiban，bianxiaolexiao，buzuohuifu。
“tingsuyuanshuo，nibaneinvguiquzoule，jiuleshilaoyeheta。”
“bushichuide，tangruoshiwo，binengquneinvguidexingming，neizhongliwu，hexuqutaduta。”wangjielengxiao。
tashuohuajiugengeweichuguoshideshaonianyiyang，zitaifangdejigao，aoqilingran。
shisuyuanbuxianglita，fanerbianjiacaibiangenwoshuo。
“chenge，mingtianniyaogenzhewangyeyechuqu，jinerdeduochidian。”
tadaoshinengfendeqingyigerendepinde，ruoruci，jiusuanshilaoyefanduiwogentazaiyiqi，neiyebupa，woerrenzhiyuanfen，qinengsuiyibeipohuai。
wojiexiacai，xiaolexiao，xinqingquezaicichenzhongqilai。
wangdaobinxianqiangenshilaoyeshuodeneifanhua，wanquanshidasuanjiangwozhenshazaihunlidangtian。yebuzhidaotamengenwoshishenmechoushenmeyuan。julihunlijiushengyigexingqile，wodaoshihou，yougaizenmeban？
nandaogenshisuyuantanbaishenfen，daitasiben？
zheixianranbukeneng，jiranwangdaobindengrenjielixiangqingchuwo，daishangtayezhihuilianleiyuta。
yuci，wodingxiazhuyi，yidingyaoxiangbanfazhidaowangdaobinxiangzhenshawodeyuanyin！
wangjiesishichicu，xiangwotoulaibushandemuguang，
“ruobushiwoyeyebuyunxuwogenzhequ，wodingrannengbaneihongyinvguijijiangfule。”
“suyuan，nibushiyizhixiangzhidaofengshuimishuma？gaitianwojiurangnikankan，wodefengshuimifayouduolihai。”wangjieshifenzidadeshuo。
“keyiya。”shisuyuanmeiyoujujue。
zheiwangjiedexinsi，duobanshidasuanjishisuyuanbiaoyanyixiazijiwangjiadefengshuimifadelihai，zigumeirenaiyingxiong，zhiyaotabiaoxiandehao，shisuyuanduobanshiyaobianxinyuta。daoshihou，buyongshilaoyehuihungaihunyue，shisuyuanjiuziyuanjiajiwangjiele。
wojuebunengrangzheizhongshiqingfasheng。
“wangxiong，jiuwenwangjiafengshuimifalihai，gairidoufayihuiheruhe？”wotichudoufayaoqiu，jiushixiangdadataderuiqi。
“keyia，qiuzhibude。”wangjiebunufanxiao，yanlitouchuyimodeyidexiaorong，xinrantongyi。
xianglaitacongwangdaobinneibiantinglaidechuanwen，yerenweiwobuguojiushigezoujianghudeshengunbale。
“haoahaoa，neiwonenggenqukanma？”shisuyuanshifenkaixin。
“dangrankeyi。”woshuo。
taxixiyixiao，duochilebanwanfan。
“suyuan，nilaolaozenmemeilaichifan？”shilaoyedianjizijilaopo，mangxunwen。
shisuyuanpielepietou，shuodao：“na，laolaolaile。”
cishi，shilaolaoshenchuanposudeyizhuang，jiaobuhuanmandilaidaocanting。
tagangyijinlai，wojiuwendaoyigusaowei。
zheizhongsaoweilaizihuangdaxiandetiwei，wozaishuxibuguole。ertazainali？wozuoyousaoshileyiquan，faxiannadoumeiyouhuangdaxiandeshenying，jiashangtongweifengshuishidewangjiemeiyoufanying，zhiguaizijibizifanbingle。
raner，jiudangwotaiqi，zhenghaogentaduishizhishi，tadeyanliduolejimoruilideshayi，zuijiaogenzaoqianzaishijiatingyuanhutingqiankanzhewodehuangshulang，yimoyiyang！
“suyuana，haiyouyigexingqinijiuyaojiarenle。lai，laolaojinimaileliwu，kuaishanglouquba。”shilaolaojiaodao。
shisuyuanyitingliwuerzi，dengshiyanjingfangguang，fangxiawankuai。
“姥姥，真的吗？”
“zhende，lai，kuaigenlaolaoyiqishangloukankanshishishenmejingxi。”shilaolaojixushuo。
wokanzheshilaolaodemianxiang，zongyouyizhongshuxideganjue，zaijiashangneiguruilideshayi，woyouxiehuaiyitayibeizangjinlaidehuangdaxiansuofutile。
danwobuzhidaowangdaobinshibushihaizaishijiazhuzhalefengshuishi，zaizheilizhankaiqijirongyibeichajue，duiwoyinzangshenfenbuli，yushizijiananzhuyishilaolaodexingdong。
talaqishisuyuanjiuwangloushangzhuai，dongzuoshenzhikeyishuoshiculu。
shilaoyeyegandaoyisiyichang，chushengwendao：“laopozi，niganmani？”
“nibengguan！”shilaolaohuranchukoumadao，lazheshisuyuanyiluwangloushangqu。
“laolao，laolaonizhuawobieyongneimedaliya，wozijihuishangqu。”shisuyuanjiaodao。
dengtamendaohuitingdediaodingdengxiashi，wolengzhule。
suizhetamenyidong，errendeyingzibeiladexiuzhang，shisuyuandeyingzizhengchang，shilaolaodeyingziqueniuqudebuchengrenyang！
jiuhaoxiang，yijuniuqude，xingsixiangmaoyiyangyingzi。
我大呼不好。
“niganshenme？！”maitouchifandewangjiebeiwoheleyitiao。
“chenshifu，chuleshenmeshile？”shilaoyejianwomengdizhanqilai，lianshengkaiwen。
shuoshihua，wobenyiweizheilihaiyouwangjiadefengshuishushizhuzhayuci，benzhenengbubaolushilijiububaoludexintai，buxiangchushou。
ranerwangjiesihugenbenmeiyoubashilaolaodezhenshishenfenrenchule，zhouweiyemeiyouqitafengshuishushichuxian。
buyihuier，loushangchuanlaishisuyuandejingjiaosheng。
“laolao！nibushiwolaolao！”
“a！laoshua！guaiwua！”
tingdaoshisuyuandenahan，woyiyaoya，zuoxialejueding。
takeshiwoweihunqi，woruolianlaopodoubaohubule，haiyaozheiyishenkongbenshiganma？！erqiezheihuangdaxianheranshigexiongde，nengkanshangshisuyuan，fenmingjiushixiangzhushumi，duoshisuyuandeminggezaohua！
cishiworuobuchushou，shisuyuanbizaodianwu，rihou，wojiusuanhaiyouzheiyishenbenshi，yehuiyinxinmozuosui，wufazaijingjin。
“gangcaidebushishilaolao，shihuangdaxian！”wohedao。
shilaoyehewangjiejinshidajing。
wolvxianchongleshangqu，shilaoyehewangjiejingenqihou，lianlianqiaodafangmen。
“meiyongde，zheihuangdaxianshixialefashu，zheifangmenwufakaomanlikai。”woshuo。
“neikezenmebana！chenshifu，ninshigaoren，qiuqiuninchushoujiujiuwosunnva！”shilaoyejidaoyaokule。
zheizhenfacongwaimianbunengpozhi，wozhinengshifangqiji，yidianyidianconghuangdaxianbuxiadezhenfalishentoujinqu，kongzhiqijifenliangtouxingdong，yitouxianzhilimianhuangdaxiandexingdong，yitouzhunbeiyouneipozhenfa。
shilaoyequeyiweiwobudongyuzhong，jile。
“wangdashishuonishishengun！womeixiangdaonizhendeshigeshengun！meiyongani！”
“hahaha！wozaokanchulaitashigefeiwule。”cishiwangjielianshangdaixiao，tiaolechulai。
“shilaoyebiepa，wokeshiwangjiadeshaoye！”
“ququhuangdaxian，buzuweiju！”
shuowan，wangjiemingrennalaitaomujian，yiwanheigouxue，naheigouxuewangmenshangyipo，yushijinghoulesanxi，kanzhunjihuiyijiancichu。
shilaoyezhengyiweiwangjieyaoshunlipomendeshihou，wangjieyijiancichu，damenquebudongyuzhong，bujinruci，neibingtaomujianrutongcidaoletiebanyiyang，danlehuilai，chabuduoxuelewangjiedebozi。
“ganzuwo，woxianzaijiushaleni！”yigutaotiandeqixiyouneierfa，zheixiulianleshangbainiandehuangdaxianyiyoubusudeshili。
wangjiepingshichuiguichui，quegenbenmeiyoushizhanguo。
zheiheigouxuehetaomujian，naishizhensheguisuizhiyong，huangdaxiannaishiwudajiaxianzhiyi，zheizhongdongxi，zhihuirangtaxiongshangjiaxiong。
cikebeizhenshe，wangjiedunshipadebuxing，guizaidishangqiurao。
“huangdage，huangdage！qiuqiunibuyaoshawoa！”
“nifangguoshisuyuanba！nixiangyaomeinv，wonadoukeyijinizhengguolaiya！qiuqiunile！”
cishiwoyifenfubierenzhunbeilailewuzhuxiang，yiwanyibami，yiwanxinxianjixue，jiangwangjiechuaikaiyibian。
“让我来。”