第3章
咔！
惊雷！
jihujiuzaichenfengkaikoudeshunjian，yaoyandeleiting，yourubaonudeweilong，zaixiaoxiaodezhibojianzhongzhakai，baisedehuiguangyuqingzisedeyinyunzhiqixunmengpengzhang。
“？？？？？？？”
gongpingdedanmushang，guamanledachuandachuandewenhao。
“wodeyanjing，shenmedoukanbujianle，haoliang！haoxiang！fashengshenmeshile？”
“texiao！kendingshijiade！shitexiao！gaoxiaoguoshiba？？？”
“buduijing，wojia，haoxiangjiuzaizheigejiahuofujin，wokanjianleile！kanjianle！”
zhenggezhibojian，luanchengyituan，suoyourendoujingyibuding。
“buhui......shizhentianshiba？（goutou）”
chenfengkanzhegongpingshangfeisugundongdedanmu，tazuijiaogoudong，zhijietuchuyikouqi，hengsaozheiyinianlaidebiequ，zheimezhangshijianyilai，zhongyu，nengshiyongxianfale！
“啪！”
两手一拍。
“噗咻咻！”
chenfengdeshouzhanghenhencuodong，tamianqiandeyibaochouzhi，‘hualala’zuoxiang，jinjiezhe，shouyinbiandong，“rumingshan，yijiazikaichuri，yiwusezenggewucun，xuandashishang，suoqiubide！”
“linbingdouzhe，jiezhenlieqianxing。”
嗡嗡嗡！
liangkuaiqianyibaodechouzhi，jiuxiangshiguqifenglai，zaisuliaobaozhuangliyizhanyizhan，suizhechenfengde‘liujiamizhu’chukou，baozhuangdaili，zuanchulaiwugexiaozhiren。
栩栩如生！
“huole！huole！huole！”
hongyeguchuanmeigongsideyewubuyuangong，benlaidoupazaimenkoukanrenao，daobogengshihezijidenvpengyoukaishiping，danggexiaohuaquweiguanchenfeng。
“zheishimoshuma？yongdeshenmedaoju？weishenmenengkongzhizhirena！”
“buduijing！shifendaoyoushiwufendebuduijing！gangcaideleidian，weishenmezaiwuli？？？”
“nandaoshuo......nandaoshuo......nandaoshuo......”
zhongrenyijingshale，tamenjianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，daidailenglengdekanzhezhibojianlidechenfeng，zhijuedejiuxiangshichenfenggangcaishuodeneiyang，shijieguan，tale！
嘉年华！
yourenkaishishualiwu，yichushou，zhijiejiushijiazhi30000zhibobidechaojiliwu！
666！
比心兔兔！
拉轰摩托！
春天守护神！
daliangdeliwu，zaizhibojianlishuaping。
shijifenzhongdeliwu，jiumeitingxiaguo，suizheredudetisheng，zhibojianlijinlaiderenyeshunjiantupowuwanren，bingqiezhijietuishangleremen。
“xiaotianshiwo，shilingshuishilishuiwandelaobanqinglaipingshierde，jinwanlaizheilizhibo，zhishishifengqihui，suiyiweizhi。”
chenfenggenbenjiubukandanmushangluantiaodeliwuhepinglun，lanyangyangkaikou，“gewei，kangerenao，yejiusuanle。”
丽水湾？
“lingshuishidefanjiajituan，neilishuiwanxiangmu，gaihaojinianle，wojiuzhuzaineifujin，wotongxueshanggeyuemaidefang，tamamahetalaopo，tongyitianshangdiaozishale，jiuzailishuiwandexinfangli，huohuodiaosi！”
“xiemen！taixiemenle！guaibudeyaoqingtianshilaikanyua！wochaleyixiaditu，zenmezheigelishuiwanxiaoqufujinsuoyoudemenshifang，doushibinzangxingyedemendiana？duohuiqia！”
“shizhaojiagaode，womenbendirendouzhidao，zhaojiahefanjiabuduifu，budanzailishuiwanfujinkaibinyiguanheguancaipu，jiulianlishuihedeyuantou，dougaishanglemuyuan，yaoduohuiqiyouduohuiqi，shaquecaimaineidefang！”
弹幕越聊越热闹。
“呵呵。”
chenfengzhijiedao，“yiqiandelishuiwanzenmeyang，wobuguan，guolejinwan，lishuiwancaiyunhengtong，rendingxingwang，ta，jiushilingshuizuihaodefengshuibaodi！”
“嘭！”
手机，原地爆炸。
“pa，pa......”
chenfengfushouerli，tamianqiandeshouji，bumanliewen，lingjianbuduanwangxiadiao，beitadeleifajidalegexisui。
意气风发！
“嘶！”
zhenggeyewubu，suoyourenmianmianxiangqu。
“chenge！chenge！yongwodeshouji！”
youtongshidiyigefanyingguolai，tanachushouji，shuliandidakaizhiboruanjian，“ninxianzairenqineimegao，bunengyinweishebeihuailejiuxiabo，ganjindaihuoa！”
zheixieren，keyishuoshiqinyanmudugangcaifashengdeyiqie。
陈枫，有活儿！
“主管呢？”
chenfengzhijietuikaitadeshouji，kanzheshunjianjiuchaozijiweiguolaidezhongduotongshi，jiuxiangshigangcaichaofengziji，kanbuqizijideren，bushitamenyiyang。
真是墙头草。
“zoule，meikanjiangangcainizheng......e......zhengmoshu......”
yourenkaikou，dantabuzhidaozenmexingrongchenfenggangcaidecaozuo。
“meishi，mingtian，tahuikandaode！”
chenfengjiangshenshangdelajidaisixia，yanshenzhongyongxianchudatuandebingleng，maibujiuchaomenwaizouqu。
lishuiwandefengshui，mingtianhuihao。
zhuguanmingtian，youhuikandao。
mingtian，daodihuifashengshenmea？？？
zhongrenmianmianxiangqu，tamenkanzhechenfengdebeiying，lenglengchushen。
......
“jinerdamonv，budui，jinerjiejie，ninfangxin，wohaimeishishen，yehemuyanranneigebapotanpaile，zheigeyue，fangzuyizhunerjininjieqing！”
lishuiwandedamenwai，chenfengcongchuzucheshangzouxialai，taliangzhishoupengzheshouji，manliandechanmei，“xing，haohaohao，ruguohainabuchufangzu，jiujinixiyibaicijiao，wawawa，bushiba，shenmejiaojiangliwoa？”
“anlaanla，bupinle，wohaiyoushi，mangwangennishuo。”
chenfengcalecaejiaodehan，yonglisonglesongbozishangdeniukou，takanlekanzhouweidehuanjing，shengengbanye，yitiaojieshangquanshibaisededengxiang，shangmianxiemanlegezhonggeyangdebinzangfuwu。
shenmejiaoxiangzhudian，nagejiaozhizhadian，jiuzhiyouyijiabianlidianshijihuorenfuwude，danyemeijigeren，fengchuidedianmenkoudeshuyeluanfei，zhuangzaibolimenshang，fachu‘xixisusu’dexiangdong。
静！
静的吓人！
lishuiwandexiaoqumenkou，daolukuankuo，zhuangxiuhaohua，baoantinglizhanzheyigezhifubitingdebaoan，danbaoanqueyigejingdedaduosuo，yanshenpiaohubuding。
buzhidaoshihaipa，haishidongde。
“啧。”
chenfengdalegehaqian，mulusisuo，dao，“queshiyouxiebuduijing，zheilitouzhengaoshan，yaopiaoyudai，guangzhaochongzu，dishipingtan，youjinkaorenqizuigaodechengshihuangjindiduan，zenmehuiyouneimedadeshaqi？”
“buguanle，xianzhunbeihaojiahuo，qugaochukankan。”
zheilidexiangzhudianduodeshi，chenfengbufeijing，jiumaileyidabaodehuangzhi、zhusha、maobidengruoganqiju，mozhehuangzhi，tabuyoudemianlugankai。
yinianlai，zhongyu，youyouyongwuzhidile！
lishuiwandekongfangzihenduo，xunluodebaoanzaojiubeigezhongchuanyanhepoledan，zhigansuozaibaoanshili，zhiyugaoqiangshangdedianziweilan，fangyibanrenkeyi，danduichenfenglaishuo，hepingdichabuleduoshao。
dengchenfengfanqiangyueji，yilulaidaolishuiwandezuigaoloudingdeshihou，zhenggegeju，jinshouyandi。
“果然！”
chenfenghuanhuandao，“dihuoduolongdefengshuishazhen，cidibenlaishishangjiadefengshuibaodi，shenzhiyijingshengchulongqi，dansizhoushibinzangmendian，rutongyigehuozangchangdelianshilu，riyelianhualishuiwandelongqi。”
“tingshuosizhoudemendian，doushizhaojiade，zhaojiaduozoulongqi，jiunengzhuanerzhuangdazijideshengyihecaifu，zhenshiyishouhaosuanpan，ruoxiangpozhen，dangyaocongshuirushou，jiaomietalianshiludehuo，neilishuihe，jiushiguanjian！”
“shangyou，jianzaoleyizuolingyuan，neikendingshizhaojiaguyierwei，zhanyongleshangyouhedao，shilishuiwanxiaoquraolegequaner，mingmingshuijiujinzaiyanqian，danjiushizhanbudaoshui。”
“zheibeihou，yougaorena，buguopengdaoxiaoyewo，nijiudezaobaoyingle！”
龙气，要借水势！
但现在，没水。
“那我就给你水！”
chenfengyangtou，kanxiangqinglangyekongshangdemingyue，dandanziyu，“jinri，xiaoye，longdongjiezhangfeng，shouxinyaozhouyu！”