yeyechulejiaowozuoyinyangyuyijijiandankanxiangdebenshi，yagenmeigaosuwoyudaozheizhongqingkuanggaizenmechuli。yanjianneishishidexiaojiaoyinyuezouyuejin，wojianzhiyaofengle，mayeyisheng，congdishangyiyueerqi，sayazijiuwangpuziwaikuangben。
keyilapuzimen，quefaxianmenxiangbeijiaoguanletieshuiside，wensibudong。
xiaojiaoyazhuanshenwangmenbianpaolai。
wotoupizhenzhenfama，xianzaizaizuoyitiaonumuluochayelaibujia！
shenkandixiayouyitiaoyushen，wodasuanbaochulaishishi，kegangwangshenkanpaoliangbu，jiaowanzisihubeitazhualeyixia，zhenggerenshuailegegouchishi，wangjiaowankanqu，faxianshangmianyougewuqingdexiaoshouyin，zhengtiaotuidoudongbule，sisilengfengzhizuanmaokong。
wozuiliwuwaluanjiao，yongjiaoquchuai。
yichuaizhixia，sihubaneiwanyierjichuaikaile，pigunniaoliuqishenzaipao。
“噗通”一声。
lingyitiaotuibeidaizhule，zaicishuaizaidibanshang。
gengzaogaodeshi，wofaxianzijizhuangkaileshenkandejuzimen，limianzhishengyigeyugang，erneitiaoxiaohongyubujianle，naodaidunshiwengdiyixia，naerqule？！
zhengzaicishi，erduobianchuanlaiyijunvsheng：“fu！”
shenshangyaliyiqing，puzituranmenkaile，xiaojiaoyinfengbenerchu。
yinyuededengguangzhixia，mengmenglonglongzhongwohuangruochoudaoyigehongyifumiaomannvzibeiying，yourutianshenyiban，zhengduizhexiaojiaoyinwangmenwaibentaodefangxiangzhanzhe，shouzhonghailinleyibayinyangchi。keyizhayandegongfu，yiqieyouhuifuruchang，xiaoguihepaole，hongyifumiaomannvziyebujianle。zhuantouyichou，yuganglixiaohongyuhaizaiyouxianyoudong。
wobuganquedinggangcaifashengyiqiedezhenshixing。
weiyinengkendingdeshi，xiaohongyubiyoulewo。
yeyecengjiwoshuoguo，ruguoyuganglideshuituranbianchenglexinghongse，zhengmingyushenxianle。yuganglideshui，gangcaiyijingbianchenglehongse，cikezhengzaimanmanxiaotui。
yushenhaishiweimeilidexiaoguniang？
简直有点匪夷所思。
xianbuguanshibushi，zhishaowoxianzaishianquande，ganjinduizheyugangshanglejizhugaoxiang，qianchengdibailejibai。
huanlehaoyihuier，caiandingxialai。
yinyudeguiyi，wosuantihuiguole，anzixiajuexin，denghaiwanzhai，jianjuebuzaipeng。
“左易！”
turuqilaiyishenghan，chadianbawohunjihemeile。
huitoukanqu，jingranshitongxuelibeifu。
zheihuoshicaipiaoaihaozhe，zucai、shuangseqiu、daletou、guaquan……wusuobushelie。tabuyuangongzuo，meitianzuozhezhongdajiangchunqiumeng，dianxingtangpingzu。ketadianbeidaojizhi，lianwukuaiqiananweijiangcongmeizhongguo。gengqipadeshi，guonianjiwufu，dajiaquejingyefu，tajingrannengwufuquanque，yebuzhidaoshizenmezuodaode。
weici，pingshidajiabujiaotalibeifu，jiaota“libeishi”。
“zenmepuziquanshishui？”libeishiwen。
woyebunenggaosutagangcaiyujianguile，bianshoushibianwen：“nizalaileni？”
“sundapangshuonipuzilideyunengzhuanyun，shizhendebu？”libeishiwen。
wojiandandikanlelibeishidemianxiang，wuyungaixue，manlianhei，xiahezhichudaoyouyisihongyun，hongyunzhengzaishangsheng，dayouchongsanheiqizhishi，zhengmingtameiyunkuaisanle。buyouxinzhongbuyouyile，kanlaitazhaowoshizhaoduile。
“nishimaokenglizhangdadewa，quanshenshishi，jinigaiyunnan！”woguyishuodao。
“biejiexiongdi！nigankuaichengliangjinyulaichi，dengwozhongledajiang，shaobulenihaochu！”libeishishuodao。
wodoubeitajidoulele，jieshidaochinimeia，zheishifengshuiyu，jieheyangzhuzishenyunshi，goutongtiandiqichang，dadaogaibianjiangfuxingyundemude。jutousanchiyoushenming，nikebieluanshuohua。
libeishilimawuzhulezuiba，hanhudiwen，duoshaoqianyitiao？
woxunsiruguonengjilibeishigaiyun，jianzhishiyidongdehuoguanggao，yupudezhaopaikejiuchedidachuqule。tabenshenyunshizaishangsheng，zaijitazhengliangtiaoyangyu，shuobudinghaizhennengzhongjiang。
“liangqiankuai，buerjia。”woshenchulianggezhitou。
libeishiyiyaoya，paichuliangqiankuai：“meimaobing，napanengrangwozhongwukuaiqian，yechuleyikoueqi！”
zheizhongjiandandegaiyunyangyu，zhiyaoyongfuqiyujiukeyi，wojiaotazaipuzilisuibiantiao。
zheihuojingrankanzhonglexiaohongyu，dengdayanjingshuo：“zheitiaoxiaomeirenyubucuo，shuilingshuilingde，xiangweipiaoliangguniang。”
worangtagunyibianqu，neitiaoyubuzuo。
houlaitatiaozhonglexiangjinyuanbaoyiyangdejinzunyu。
yongmeihuacijitacilezhongzhixue，hunheyangyufubanledaozaiyugangli，congyiheiyibailiangtiaojinzunyuzuiligesaileyimeitongqianjinqu，liangmeitongqianyongyigenhongxianxizhe，liangtiaojinzunyubeihongxianqianzhe，zaiyugangliduixiangshunshizhenzhuandong，xiangjiletaijiyoudongtu，zheishizuiputongdeyangyuju，jiaojinzunshuabao。
yangyumeineimeduojiangjiu，anshizhengchangweiyushijiuxing。
daizhelibeishishangwanxiang、jiwanyu，woturanfaxian，tawuyungaixuezhizhaoyijingxiaoshi，manmianhongguang，dunshixinxiahairan。yangyuxiaoguoqishimeineimekuai，dantabenlaijiuyouzhuanyundejixiang，jinzunshuabaojuyizuo，duoniandemeiyunjingranshunjianxiaoshidaijin，zheishiyaocaihongxiadejiezoua。
libeishilianshangdehongguangyuelaiyuesheng，bizikaishiwangwaikuangbiaobixue，tabuduandimozhebizi，jingdao：“wozenmeliuxuele，qutamade，zagenlailedayimayiyang……”
我目瞪口呆。
zheishimeiyunxiaosan，qiangyunturanjiashen，rexuechongnaozhizhao。zaibuganjinsanyun，gujitayaopinxuehunguoqu，woganjinnalezhijinjitazhixue。
libeishiwuzhubizi，wenwodaodizahuishi？
woyanleyikoutuomo，xiongdi，jinzunyulaizidongfang，niwangdongzou，yudaodiyijiacaipiaodianjixuanyizhu。
libeishiwenyan，baoqiyujiuwangdongpaoqu。
wofeichangxiangkankandaodixiaoguoruhe，limagenlechuqu。
yibaimichuganghaoyouyijiacaipiaodian，libeishipingriweigaibianyunqi，changhuanzhecaipiaodiantouzhu，dajiaduizheigemeihuofeichangshuxi。
jiandaotajinlai，dianzhuleheheyeyudao：“xiaoli，youlainiecaitouxinghaoyuna。”
全场哄笑。
“xiaolizi，nishengdianqianqulaopo，bielaozuogongyile。”
“haha，xiaolixuanshahaozanfanzhexuan，paichufa。”
“zhendeyongshi，ganyuzhimianlaoguajiangbuzhong！”
……
wodoubuganjinqu，zaimenkoudiaogenyandunzhe。
jifenzhonghou，libeishixiangfengleyiyangpaochulai，yishoubaozheyugang，yishounazheguagualecaipiao，yangzhebozichongtiandamadao：“**nima！laozizhongjiangle！”