第一章 当作者穿书成为虐文女主

【wozuzhouzuozhe,huibianchengzijixiedelajinvewenlidenvzhujiao!zuihoubeilingnvezhisi!】

tajiaowansusu,yiweiwangluoxieshou。

zheishiyitiaochuxianzaitaxiaoshuoxiadegaozanpinglun,tabuyiweiran,yaoshizuzhounengchengzhen,diqiuzaojiubaozhale。

然鹅——

shenmejiaozuobanqishitouzazijidejiao,tatihuidaole。

“啪!”

suizheyidaoqingcuide,fangfozaipaigancuimiandebazhangshengxiangqihou,tawansusu,yiyidaoyoumeidepaowuxianhudufeiqi,ranhouzazaiqiangshang。

wansusuyiliandaizhidiwuzhelian,zheishizenmehuishi?taganggangbushizuozaidiannaoqianhegangjingma?zenmezhayandegongfu,tadediannaojiubujianle,haibeimomingqimiaodaleyibazhang?

erqie,zhengbeiyigeshuaidibukeliyudenanrenzhizhema。

“qisuyue!nijingganchenbenxiangbuzaiqiruqinger,sheijinidedanzi?!nizheijianfu!”

齐苏越——

tayantongzhouranyisuo,beizheigemingzihedaole。

buhuiba?buhuiba?zheimingzibushitaxiedenvewenlidenvzhujiaoma?weishenme?zheigeshuaibiyaozhizhetajiaoqisuyue?

zaitadaizhizhishi,junmeinanzishenbianchuxianleyigeshenzhebaiyi,jiaoruoqingchundemeiren。

meirenmianjiadaishang,yibianchouqizheyibianzulanzhejunmeinanzirumata。

“xiangyebuyao!jiejie,jiejietabushiguyide,xiangyebuyaoweileqingershanglejiejie!”

“jinribenxiangruobujiaoxunta,rangtazhidaohouguo,rihoutabiranhaiganqiruyuni!”

相爷——

卿儿——

duomeshuxidetaiciyijichenghu,shuxidaorangwansusukuaifengle。

wori!tajuranzhendechuanyuele,haichuandaozijixiedenvewenli,neigebushibeida,jiushizouzaibeidalushangdenvewennvzhuqisuyue!!

jiuzaibujiuqian,yinweinvewenzaiwangwenjieyipianhonghuo,yushitayegenfengxieleyibennvewennvedi,nvedaoduzhejitajidaopian,rangtachadiannengkaozhemaidaopianfajiazhifudejueshinvewen。

jianbiaozhajianjiabaokuangnanzhubanvzhunvedaozijin,jiazhinvpeijuebiaocaozuobeiduzhenupen,nvewenyijuchengming,liandaitadoubeimachengxiang,shuotanengxiechuzheimelvchadenvpei,shenghuozhongkendingyeshiyigejipin。

zuoweizhumingchayigaoshou,wansusujiweideyi,kexianzai,yaohuanchengtalaiqinshen‘tihuishenghuo’,tazhixiangmayijumamaipi。

tameijicuodehua,zheigeqingjieshiyanqingrufuweiqiehoubujiu,yaoqisuyueguoyuanyongshan,suihoubeizheqisuyuebananzhujiaolai。

yanqingzijishanlezijiyibazhang,zaiwumiejiqisuyue,gounanzhubufenqinghongzaobaijiudaleta,qisuyuezishizunguijiazhixinzhongnanguobuyuanjieshi,zailvchanvertianyoujiacuzhixia,qisuyuebeigounanzhuzhangguaixiatang!

cihou,zheizhengshiqisuyueshounvezhiludekaiduan。

“xiangyebuyao!jiejie,jiejiemeiyoushangleqinger,qingerlianshangdebazhangyin,shiqingerzijibuxiaoxinshangdaode,yujiejiewuguan。”

nveryanqingjiaojixiangyanzhangmingjieshi,zaiwansusudaizhishishenshi,huerzhuazhutadeshou。

“jiejie,jiejienikuaixiangxiangyejieshi,jiejiemeiyoushangleqinger,doushiqingerdeguocuo,jiejiekuaijieshia。”

yanqingjidiluolei,tabenshijiaoruomeiren,zheiyiluolei,zaipeishangtamianshangmingxiandebazhangyin,zhijiaorenxinshenglianxi。

zheijiaoruozitai,jiashangzheiju‘jieshi’,keweijinxianzishenrenmeixinshan,yecongcemiantuxiantawansusuyouduoguofenhendu,zheimeshanliangdenvzitajingyeshedeqifu。

wansusudingzheta,momozaixinlishuqiledamuzhi,haoshouduan,bukuishitaqingjinchayixiechude,nengbanvzhuenzaidishanghenhenmocadejuebiaonver。

buguo——takebushimuzhenaodaibeinvedeqisuyue。

“qingerbubizaiweizheijianfujieshi,tashishenmeyangderen,benxiangqihuibuzhi。”

yanzhangminglaqiyanqing,muhanliqi,yinzhizhushizheta。

zheikebuyanshen,shunjianrangwansusuxiangqileshulideqingjie,yanzhangmingxiayibudejudong。

ru,yanyuxiurujiajingshenzhemo,jianqisuyue‘wangubuhua’,yushizaisongyifenhaohuadalibao,daduantadeshoujiaorengjinchaifang。

yixiangdaoneichangmian,wansusushenziyidou,buxing,tachengshoubuzhu。

“齐苏越,你……”

yanzhangminglaqitadeyijin,gangxiangyaojiangtatiqilai,nvzhushuangyanfuxianleiwu,yaochunyuqi,xianfazhirenzhuazhutadeshou。

“xiangyeniwuhuiqieshenle。”

“wuhui?zheiwuneizhiyouniyuqinger,qingermianshangyoudaishang,chulenisheinengshangta?niyubenxiangshuowuhui?nijiangbenxiangdangzuoshazibucheng?”

yanzhangminglengxiaozheshuaikaitadeshou,bingweiweitayanleisuoxinruan。

“qieshenqigan。”tachouqichuimou,kelianchuchu。

tabushishazi,shichunhuo,shijianbiaozha。

meimouyitai,leiruzhuhualuomianjia,“qingermeimeimianshangqueshidaishang,kexiangyeqinyanqiaojianqieshenshangleqingermeimeima?”

yanzhangmingcumei,talaishizhijianyanqingwuzhelianshuaizuozaidi,queshimeikandaoqisuyuedongshou。

wansusushuangmuhanlei,kouwenshangxin:“zaixiangyeyanli,qieshenzuoshenmedoushicuode,xiangyexianglairuizhilengjing,cishiquelianqieshendeyijujieshidoubuyuanting,bianyaojiaoxunqieshen,xianglaibushizhendeyaoweiqingermeimeichutou,shixiangjiezheijiekoujiaoxunqieshenba?”

tabishangyan,zhiqitaxiuzhangdashoufangdaozijidelianshang,shenziweiweizhandou。

“bale,qieshenzaozhixiangyebumanqieshenduoshi,ruoshidaleqieshennengrangxiangyejieqi,neixiangyebiandongshouba。”

tayaoshigandongshou,neijiushichengrenleguyiweinanta,yigedananrenweinanyigenvren,tabixiabuleshou。

yanzhangmingqueshixiabuleshou,kanzhexianglaigaoaoqinglengdeqisuyue,luchurerenxinliandeshentai,tabujinxiabuleshou,shenzhihaiyinyinhouhuiganggangdaletayizhang。

yanqingzhengdengzheqisuyuebeiyanzhangmingxiuru,ranquebuzhiqisuyuewandebaxi,jingrangyanzhangmingmeiyoudongshou,taxinshengbuman。

taguyishangqianjikaiwansusu,“shia,jiejiejibianbaibanyaneqinger,danquebushiedu……”

tadechayanchayuweiluo,wansusubeitajideliangqiangliangbushuaidaozaidi,jiaohuyisheng,“a!”

yanqingmiansezhouranjiangying,huayeshuobuxiaqule,tamingmingmeiyouyongli,zheijianrenzenjiushuaile?

wansusuyaochunchouqi,shouchengdiyaoqishen,quebuzhiheguyoushuailehuiqu,cishidetashuangyanfuxianmenglongshuiwu,lingrenbujinxinshenglianxi。

yanzhangmingweiweizhoumei,xiangyaoshenshouqufu,yanqingqueqiangxiandunxia,weiquyoujiaojididaoqian。

“jiejiemeishiba?doushiqingerdecuo,jiejieyaodayaofa,qingerdoushouzhe。”