第2章 补办婚礼

lizhangfenggangzuoxia,yuemuyunlilimarangrangdao:

“nijiwoqilai,feiwuhaiyoulianzuozhe?”

“renjiadenvxudouyijingmaileyitaoshangbaipingdexuequfangle,haishiquankuande,nichulezhengtianhunchidengsi,hainengganshenme?”

“chihelasaquankaoyuruyangzhe,ninapameigeyuezhuange1qianyuan,wodoubuhuiduozuiyiju。”

“zhengzhengsannianle,niyifenqiandoumeiwangjialidai,niyaoshini,zaojiuxiukuideyitouzhuangsile,shengdediurenxianyan。”

“行啦!”

yuefuxiaoguoqiangchouzhexiangyan,liansenankandao:

“sannianle,jiusuanshitouzhu,yegaikaiqiaole,zheixiaoziliantouzhudouburu,zhaogeshijian,rangyuruhetalihun。”

“爸!”

xiaoyuruyaozhezuichun,xiaoshengshuodao:

“haohaodetishenmelihuna。”

“bulihunnihaixiangyangtaduojiua?yangtouzhudoubitaqiang。”

萧国强气的直瞪眼。

“离婚,必须离!”

yunlizhijiezhizhexiaoyuru,fangchuhenhua:

“niyaoshibuli,wojiudangmeinizheinver。”

“我……”

xiaoyurumeitoujinsuo,shouzhangjinjindewozaiyiqi。

“yuefuyuemu,qingxiangxinwo,congmingtiankaishi,woyidingyousuogaibian,rangyuruguoshanghaorizi。”

李长风连忙表态。

“lizhangfeng,niyaodianlianxingma?”

yunlihaobukeqidedamadao:

“nimeifangmeicheyejiusuanle,yigedananren,zhengzhengsannian,shenshanglianyimaoqiandoumeiyou。”

“dangnianlingjiehunzhengdeshihou,nibujinmeiqianjubanhunli,jiulianzhengjiandegongbenfei,doushiyuruchude。”

“niyoushenmebenshirangyuruguoshanghaorizi?nijiushigeyourenshengmeirenyangdesifeiwu。”

“guaibudenihuibeiqinshengfumuyiqi,xiangnizheizhonglajifeiwu,huoxiaqudoushilangfeikongqi。”

“ma,nitaiguofenle!”

yunlidehua,lianxiaoyurudoutingbuxiaqu:

“向长风道歉!”

“weishenmedaoqian?woshuodenayijubushishihua?womatashifeiwu,nandaoshiyuanwangtale?”

yunlilizhiqizhuang,fangfopofumajiedao:

“talizhangfengjiushigeyezhong,yaobushiwomenjiashouliuletasannian,tazaojiuesile!”

“妈!”

萧玉如反驳道:

“dangnianlizhangfengruzhuideshihou,tianjidaozhangjilewomenxiaojiayibijukuan,lizhangfengbuqianwomenshenme。”

“nigechouyatou,gebohaiwangwaiguaileshibushi?”

yunliqidedashengjianjiaodao:

“likegenlizhangfenglihun,fouzenijiugenneifeiwuyiqiliuluojietou,dengzhebeiesiba!”

xiaoyuruwuyanyidui,zhinengditoumomoliulei。

lizhangfengjianzhuang,biaoqingningzhong,yuqiyansudao:

“yunli,jirannijiandingderenweiwojiushifeiwu,neiwomenbufangdagedu。”

“yigeyuehou,jiushiwoheyurudejiehunjinianri,daoshihou,woyaoweitabubanyichanghongdongquanchengdehaohuahunli。”

“ruguowozuodaole,neiniyaoweijintiandehuadaoqian,zishanshixiaerguang。”

“ruguowozuobudao,jiugenruyulihun,gunchuxiaojia。”

“好!一言为定。”

yunlishengpalizhangfenghouhui,dashengxiangbaoxianglideqinqihandao:

“dahuokedoutingdaole,yigeyuehoulizhangfengyaobubanhaohuahunli,zuobudaotajiudeheyurulihun。”

yunlikaolvdaolizhangfengkenengshualai,likebuchongdao:

“zhishaoyaohuafeiyibaiwancaisuandeshanghaohuahunli。”

“fangxin,woheyurudehunliguimo,zhishaoshiqianwanjibiede。”

lizhangfengcihuayichu,quanchenghuaran:

“qianwanjibie?talizhangfengshuozheihuayebupashanleshetou。”

“jiushi,takoudailizhipalian10yuandoumeiyou,haiqianwanjibie,yiqianwanyoujigelingtadoubuzhidao。”

“zheixiahaole,yuruzongsuanbuyongyangzhezheizhifeiwule。”

“jiupingyurudetiaojian,jiusuanshierhun,jiaruhaomenyeshiqingqingsongsongdeshi。”

……

xiaoyurumuguangfuzadedingzhelizhangfeng,zaixinlidama:

“zhei**,jiusuanchuiniuyedejiangjibenfaba,baiwanjidehunli,wohuoxuhainengxiangxiangbanfa。”

“qianwanjidehunli,tazhinengzaimenglijuxingle。”

mianduizhongrendechaoxiao,lizhangfengzhendingziruo,naqishouji,faleyitiaopengyouquan,fushangdingwei:

wo,lizhangfeng,tianjimenxianrenmenzhu,jiangchushanqigua!

lizhangfengzixiaobeifumuyiqi,beitianjizishouyang,tagenzhetianjizizounanchuangbeiduonian,jieshidaodedaguanguirenzheshibushao。

yitiaoxiaoxiaodepengyouquan,likezaiquanguofanweineiyinfahongdong。

“大姐夫来了!”

turan,yourenxingfendedahanleyisheng,suoyouqinqifenfenzhanqilai,xiangyiweizoujinbaoxiangdenanziwenhao。

tadexiaojiadajiexiaoqingdezhangfu:zhouyan。

zhouyanchuanzhebaichenshan,yizheposu,danmeiyouqinqiyinweitadedabanqingshita,zhiyinzhouyanshijianghaishiweibangongshizhuren。

tajiushijinwanqiaoqianyanhuidezhujiao,xiaoqingjiadexinfangzishizhouyanquankuanmaixialaide。

zheizhongtizhineideganbu,renrendouxiangbajie。

xiaojiaqinqifenfenshangqianwenhou,xianshangqiaoqianheli,lizhangfengzaixiaoyurudeshiyixia,yezoudaozhouyanmianqiansongli。

“yo!zheibushilizhangfengma?niyeyouqianmailiwua!”

dajiexiaoqinghexiaoyuruguanxibuhao,gezhongjiazuyanhuishang,xiaoqingzongshihuijifenglizhangfeng,yicilairangxiaoyurunankan。

yanxiaxiaoqingdangjiyinyangguaiqidezhizhelihexiaodao:

“jiunizheifeiwu,nengsongchushenmeyangdeliwua,kuaidakairangdahuokaikaiyan。”

“shia,kuaidakaikankan。”

“gaibuhuishijikuaiqiandelubianhuoba。”

jigexiaojiaqinqifenfenqihong。

lizhangfengbuhuangbumangdedakailihe,nachulegupodesongdairuyaochabei。

“我看看!”

zhouyanluchujifenhaoqi,jiangchabeinazaishouliguanchaleqilai。

xiaoyurulianmangbanglizhangfengshuohaohua:

“dajiefu,zheixiechabeishisongdairuyao,zhangfengtingshuonixihuanciqi,hualehenzhangdeshijiancaicouqileyitao。”

“bucuo,zheixiaozizongsuanyoudianchuxile。”

zhouyanpoweimanyidediantoudao。

“我来看看!”

likaijidaolizhangfengshenbian,conglihezhongnachuyigechabeimiaolejiyan,lengxiaozheshuodao:

“jiade,zheixielajigenbenbushisongdaideruyao。”

“erqiezheixiechabeirushoubingleng,duobanshimougemuzangqunlidepeizangpin,zheishangmianzhanranlemudilideshaqi,yongjiulejueduimeihaoshi!”

“混账!”

zhouyanlianseyibian,qidebachabeishuaixianglelizhangfeng。

“啪!”

chabeizhuangzailizhangfengdeetouchu,dangchangbengliekailai,yisixianxueshunzhelizhangfengdelianjialiutangerxia。