lizhangfenggangzuoxia,yuemuyunlilimarangrangdao:
“nijiwoqilai,feiwuhaiyoulianzuozhe?”
“renjiadenvxudouyijingmaileyitaoshangbaipingdexuequfangle,haishiquankuande,nichulezhengtianhunchidengsi,hainengganshenme?”
“chihelasaquankaoyuruyangzhe,ninapameigeyuezhuange1qianyuan,wodoubuhuiduozuiyiju。”
“zhengzhengsannianle,niyifenqiandoumeiwangjialidai,niyaoshini,zaojiuxiukuideyitouzhuangsile,shengdediurenxianyan。”
“行啦!”
yuefuxiaoguoqiangchouzhexiangyan,liansenankandao:
“sannianle,jiusuanshitouzhu,yegaikaiqiaole,zheixiaoziliantouzhudouburu,zhaogeshijian,rangyuruhetalihun。”
“爸!”
xiaoyuruyaozhezuichun,xiaoshengshuodao:
“haohaodetishenmelihuna。”
“bulihunnihaixiangyangtaduojiua?yangtouzhudoubitaqiang。”
萧国强气的直瞪眼。
“离婚,必须离!”
yunlizhijiezhizhexiaoyuru,fangchuhenhua:
“niyaoshibuli,wojiudangmeinizheinver。”
“我……”
xiaoyurumeitoujinsuo,shouzhangjinjindewozaiyiqi。
“yuefuyuemu,qingxiangxinwo,congmingtiankaishi,woyidingyousuogaibian,rangyuruguoshanghaorizi。”
李长风连忙表态。
“lizhangfeng,niyaodianlianxingma?”
yunlihaobukeqidedamadao:
“nimeifangmeicheyejiusuanle,yigedananren,zhengzhengsannian,shenshanglianyimaoqiandoumeiyou。”
“dangnianlingjiehunzhengdeshihou,nibujinmeiqianjubanhunli,jiulianzhengjiandegongbenfei,doushiyuruchude。”
“niyoushenmebenshirangyuruguoshanghaorizi?nijiushigeyourenshengmeirenyangdesifeiwu。”
“guaibudenihuibeiqinshengfumuyiqi,xiangnizheizhonglajifeiwu,huoxiaqudoushilangfeikongqi。”
“ma,nitaiguofenle!”
yunlidehua,lianxiaoyurudoutingbuxiaqu:
“向长风道歉!”
“weishenmedaoqian?woshuodenayijubushishihua?womatashifeiwu,nandaoshiyuanwangtale?”
yunlilizhiqizhuang,fangfopofumajiedao:
“talizhangfengjiushigeyezhong,yaobushiwomenjiashouliuletasannian,tazaojiuesile!”
“妈!”
萧玉如反驳道:
“dangnianlizhangfengruzhuideshihou,tianjidaozhangjilewomenxiaojiayibijukuan,lizhangfengbuqianwomenshenme。”
“nigechouyatou,gebohaiwangwaiguaileshibushi?”
yunliqidedashengjianjiaodao:
“likegenlizhangfenglihun,fouzenijiugenneifeiwuyiqiliuluojietou,dengzhebeiesiba!”
xiaoyuruwuyanyidui,zhinengditoumomoliulei。
lizhangfengjianzhuang,biaoqingningzhong,yuqiyansudao:
“yunli,jirannijiandingderenweiwojiushifeiwu,neiwomenbufangdagedu。”
“yigeyuehou,jiushiwoheyurudejiehunjinianri,daoshihou,woyaoweitabubanyichanghongdongquanchengdehaohuahunli。”
“ruguowozuodaole,neiniyaoweijintiandehuadaoqian,zishanshixiaerguang。”
“ruguowozuobudao,jiugenruyulihun,gunchuxiaojia。”
“好!一言为定。”
yunlishengpalizhangfenghouhui,dashengxiangbaoxianglideqinqihandao:
“dahuokedoutingdaole,yigeyuehoulizhangfengyaobubanhaohuahunli,zuobudaotajiudeheyurulihun。”
yunlikaolvdaolizhangfengkenengshualai,likebuchongdao:
“zhishaoyaohuafeiyibaiwancaisuandeshanghaohuahunli。”
“fangxin,woheyurudehunliguimo,zhishaoshiqianwanjibiede。”
lizhangfengcihuayichu,quanchenghuaran:
“qianwanjibie?talizhangfengshuozheihuayebupashanleshetou。”
“jiushi,takoudailizhipalian10yuandoumeiyou,haiqianwanjibie,yiqianwanyoujigelingtadoubuzhidao。”
“zheixiahaole,yuruzongsuanbuyongyangzhezheizhifeiwule。”
“jiupingyurudetiaojian,jiusuanshierhun,jiaruhaomenyeshiqingqingsongsongdeshi。”
……
xiaoyurumuguangfuzadedingzhelizhangfeng,zaixinlidama:
“zhei**,jiusuanchuiniuyedejiangjibenfaba,baiwanjidehunli,wohuoxuhainengxiangxiangbanfa。”
“qianwanjidehunli,tazhinengzaimenglijuxingle。”
mianduizhongrendechaoxiao,lizhangfengzhendingziruo,naqishouji,faleyitiaopengyouquan,fushangdingwei:
wo,lizhangfeng,tianjimenxianrenmenzhu,jiangchushanqigua!
lizhangfengzixiaobeifumuyiqi,beitianjizishouyang,tagenzhetianjizizounanchuangbeiduonian,jieshidaodedaguanguirenzheshibushao。
yitiaoxiaoxiaodepengyouquan,likezaiquanguofanweineiyinfahongdong。
“大姐夫来了!”
turan,yourenxingfendedahanleyisheng,suoyouqinqifenfenzhanqilai,xiangyiweizoujinbaoxiangdenanziwenhao。
tadexiaojiadajiexiaoqingdezhangfu:zhouyan。
zhouyanchuanzhebaichenshan,yizheposu,danmeiyouqinqiyinweitadedabanqingshita,zhiyinzhouyanshijianghaishiweibangongshizhuren。
tajiushijinwanqiaoqianyanhuidezhujiao,xiaoqingjiadexinfangzishizhouyanquankuanmaixialaide。
zheizhongtizhineideganbu,renrendouxiangbajie。
xiaojiaqinqifenfenshangqianwenhou,xianshangqiaoqianheli,lizhangfengzaixiaoyurudeshiyixia,yezoudaozhouyanmianqiansongli。
“yo!zheibushilizhangfengma?niyeyouqianmailiwua!”
dajiexiaoqinghexiaoyuruguanxibuhao,gezhongjiazuyanhuishang,xiaoqingzongshihuijifenglizhangfeng,yicilairangxiaoyurunankan。
yanxiaxiaoqingdangjiyinyangguaiqidezhizhelihexiaodao:
“jiunizheifeiwu,nengsongchushenmeyangdeliwua,kuaidakairangdahuokaikaiyan。”
“shia,kuaidakaikankan。”
“gaibuhuishijikuaiqiandelubianhuoba。”
jigexiaojiaqinqifenfenqihong。
lizhangfengbuhuangbumangdedakailihe,nachulegupodesongdairuyaochabei。
“我看看!”
zhouyanluchujifenhaoqi,jiangchabeinazaishouliguanchaleqilai。
xiaoyurulianmangbanglizhangfengshuohaohua:
“dajiefu,zheixiechabeishisongdairuyao,zhangfengtingshuonixihuanciqi,hualehenzhangdeshijiancaicouqileyitao。”
“bucuo,zheixiaozizongsuanyoudianchuxile。”
zhouyanpoweimanyidediantoudao。
“我来看看!”
likaijidaolizhangfengshenbian,conglihezhongnachuyigechabeimiaolejiyan,lengxiaozheshuodao:
“jiade,zheixielajigenbenbushisongdaideruyao。”
“erqiezheixiechabeirushoubingleng,duobanshimougemuzangqunlidepeizangpin,zheishangmianzhanranlemudilideshaqi,yongjiulejueduimeihaoshi!”
“混账!”
zhouyanlianseyibian,qidebachabeishuaixianglelizhangfeng。
“啪!”
chabeizhuangzailizhangfengdeetouchu,dangchangbengliekailai,yisixianxueshunzhelizhangfengdelianjialiutangerxia。