第5章 坑蒙拐骗

xiaojiahaodaiyeshijianghaishidesanliushijia,huoduohuoshaoyeyouxiediyun,rujinjingzhixulizhangfengyijuhua,jiunengrangxiaojiabeichuming。

baokuoxiaoyuruzainei,suoyouxiaojiaqinqidougandaowubikunhuo。

lizhangfenghedeheneng,keyirangzheng、shang、junsanfangdarenwurucixinganqingyuandemaiming,tahaishineigezhihuichiruanfandezhuixuma?

tongshibushaoqinqiyegandaohaipa,wanyilizhangfengzhendeyaoduixiaojiabuli,jiupingmofengzheisanrendeshouduan,xiaojiafumiezhixudanzhiyihuijian。

haozailizhangfengjishifahuadao:

“wozheirenxianglaienyuanfenming,ruyuyangwosannian,kanzaitademianzishang,wobuhuinanweixiaojia。”

“dangangcaizhouyanshifeibufen,yongchabeizawo,woxiwangtanenggoudaoqian。”

jianghaishideyibashouzhaowenhua,zhuantoukanxiangzhouyan,banzhelianhedao:

“zhouzhuren,nihailengzheganshenme,haibukuaixianglidashipeilidaoqian!”

zhouyanyitingzheihua,hedebeihoulenghanzhiliu。

mianqianzhandezheiweizhaowenhua,keshijianghaishishishizaizaideyibashoua,taruoyaoshoushizhouyan,jiuxiangniansimayiyibanqingsong。

zhouyanpadaobangongshizhurendeweizhikeburongyi,wanyiredaozhaowenhuabugaoxing,neitadeshitujiudaociweizhile。

zhouyanyaoleyaoya,zhinengxianglizhangfengditoudaoqian:

“对不起。”

“dashengdian,nachunigangcaideqishilai!”

李长风怒喝道。

“duibuqi!wocuole!”

zhouyanquantoujinwo,yanzhongfanqileleihua。

tazhouyanchushenzhengjiejiazu,renshengdaolushangshunfengshunshui,shenmeshihoushouguozheidengquru,jinwanjingrandangzheyiqunqinqidemian,jiyigedamingdingdingdefeiwuditoudaoqian。

“下不为例。”

李长风眯了眯眼睛。

zhouyandouditoudaoqianle,baoxianglideyiqunxiaojiaqinqiganjinrensong:

“zhangfenga,zhiqianshiwomenbudui,nindarenyoudaliang,yinggaibuhuigenwomenjinjinjijiaoba!”

“wozaoshuole,zhangfengzheihaiziweirenzhengzhi,zenmekenengsongzangdongxihairenni。”

“fengge,duibuqi,woyihouzaiyebuganluanshuohuale。”

“womencuole,zhangfenga,kanzaiyurudemianzishang,nijiuraolewomenba。”

……

“fangxin,yiqunyegouchongwoyinyinkuangfei,woshenweiyigeren,buhuiqugengoujijiaotaiduode。”

lizhangfengzuishangyidiandoubukeqi。

xiaojiaqinqizongshixinliyousuoyuanqi,yebuganbiaoxianchusihaobuman。

bijingsanweidarenwudougeyanqianzhanzheni,sheihaigangenlizhangfengjiaoban?

lizhangfengxiaolexiao,zhengyaojimofeng、zhaowenhuajirenyigedafu,shoujibianxiangleqilai。

“喂,哪位?”

李长风接通电话。

“lixiansheng,shiwo,wangjin,wojialaomuqinbingqingjiazhong,qingninganjinguolaikankanba。”

shoufuwangjinjiaojiwanfendao。

“wozaiqingyuanjiulou,nipairenguolaijiewoba。”

lizhangfengdasuanxianguoqukankanqingkuang。

“haode,womashangpairenjiesonglixiansheng。”

wangjinguadiaodianhuahou,lizhangfengzhanleqilai,chaomofengjirenshuodao:

“sanwei,woyouyaoshizaishen,shuwoshipeile,buguojiweiqingfangxin,nimenyaobandeshiqingwohuiyiyichuli。”

“多谢李先生。”

三人齐声道谢。

zaisanmingdalaodepeitongxia,lizhangfengchaoxiaoyuruxiaolexiao,maibulikailebaoxiang。

yiqunxiaojiaqinqiliuzaibaoxiangnei,mianmianxiangqu,haimeihuiguoshenlai。

xiaoyuruzhenggenaodaimimihuhude,jinwandeshiqingrangtayoujingyouxi,fangfoxiangzaizuomengyiban。

“凭什么?”

liangjiuhou,yourenbeifendedahandao:

“talizhangfengyigechiruanfandefeiwuzhuixu,pingshenmerangsanfangdalaofushouchengchen?pingshenme?”

“jiushia,zheigenbenshuobutonga。”

“nandaolizhangfengshimouweidarenwudeyiluozaiwaideerzi?”

“youkeneng,lizhangfengqueshimeizhaodaoqinshengfumu。”

…………

xiaojiaqinqimenqizuibashedetaolunzhe。

“哈哈哈……”

turan,xiaoqingfangshengdaxiaoleqilai。

“qingjie,nixiaoshenme?”

有人问道。

“wozhidaoneisanweidarenwu,weihehuiduilizhangfengrucigongjingle。”

萧青神秘兮兮道。

“qingjienikuaishuoa,biemaiguanzile。”

zaizhongrendecuicuxia,xiaoqinghuanhuanshuodao:

“buzhidaodajiahaijibujide,sannianqian,shisheibalizhangfengdaidaoxiaojialairuzhuide?”

“shi……shichuanshuozhongtianjimendemenzhu:tianjidaozhang!”

“没错!”

萧青夸夸其谈:

“chuanwenzhong,tianjimenshijianghubadaqimenzhishou,yishusuanguayangyangjingtong。”

“dangnian,xiaojialaoyezijiushikanzaitianjidaozhangdemianzishang,caihuitongyihunshi。”

“neifeiwulizhangfeng,kendingshiduiwaixuanchuanzijishitianjidaozhangdedizi,caihuishoudaosanweidalaodezhuipeng。”

“ketalizhangfengnapayoubandianbenshi,yebuhuichishangsannianderuanfan。”

“daoshihou,lizhangfengzheifeiwubanbuchengsanweidalaojiaodaideshi,wokantazenmesi!”

jingguoxiaoqingzheimeyijieshi,dahuoshunjianhuangrandawu:

“e!lizhangfengshijiamaochengletianjidaozhangdedizi,nanguaihuineimeshoudaguanguirendezhuipeng,yueshiyouqianyoushiderenjiuyuexinfengshui。”

“naolebantian,lizhangfenghaishigefeiwu。”

“zheisuanbucuole,zhiqianlizhangfengzhihuichiruanfanhechuiniu,xianzaixuehuikengmengguaipian,yesuanyoujinbu。”

“haha……piansheibuhao,feiyaopianneijiweidarenwu,daoshihoubanbuchengshi,neixiaozibudebeidaduangoutui。”

“那也是活该啊!”

……

xiaojiaqinqimenyoukaishixingzailehuo。

“lizhangfengta,zhendeshipianzima?”

xiaoyuruyuetingyuedanxin,lianshangluchulemimangzhise。

……

yundingshanzhuangbieshuqu、yihaobieshu。

lizhangfengzouxialelaosilaosi,tongxingerlaidehaiyouzhangchen、mofeng、zhaowenhua。

zheisanrenheshoufuwangjinyerenshi,dezhiwangjinmuqinbingzhong,yeshunluguolaitanwang。

“李先生!”

wangjinyingleshanglai,shenbiangenzheyiweiqingchunjinglidepiaoliangguniang,tapifuxiniguangze,xianranpingshibaoyangdejihao,yishuangbaixidedazhangtuijiweiliangyan。

tashiwangjindebaobeinver:wangxinyu。

“mojiangjun,zhaoxiansheng、zhangzong,nimenyelaile。”

wangjinhesanrendazhaohu,chaotadenverwangxinyufenfudao:

“genjiweishushuhelixianshengdazhaohu。”

“moshushuhao,zhaoshushuhao,zhangshushuhao。”

wangxinyubalizhangfengjihulvediaole,haichaolizhangfengtiaoxinshideyangleyangnaodai。

tacongxiaojiubeisongdaoguowaijieshoujiaoyu,duifengshuixueshuochizhiyibi,zaiwangxinyukanlai,lizhangfengbuguoshijianghupianzibale。