第1章
【jirejinggao！jirejinggao！anquanqudamenjijiangguanbi，haiweijinrujidideminzhongqingjiakuaisudu，damenyidanguanbi，wufazaikaiqijinru，qingsusujinru！】
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行走的老古董了。
shenyuruhuanlehuan，xiongkoubuzaitengle，tazheicaiqishenheshenqingheyiqizhengli。
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砰砰砰！
jialidamenbeipaidezhandou，waimianxiangqicuguangdeyisangzi，“shenqinghe，kuaichulai，wozhidaonizaijia，ganjinchulai，nimeidehunyuekeshiwomenzushangdingde，bixulvxing！”
shenme，nimeide......tadehunyue？！
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