zaiwolengshenjian，tanggeyoutaochuyizhixueqiedianshang。
“e!wanglegaosuni。”
tayongdamuzhizhizheziji：
“nitanggewo，jicunliyuanjianleyisuoxiwangxiaoxue。”
“xiongdi，zaiwaimianbuxingdehua，huilaiba，xiaozhangjinidang。”
“haizimenkendingdounengxiangnixiaoshihouneiyang，xuexihao!”
tanggelianshangdexuanyaozhisenanyiyangai，fachulebianxingdedaxiaosheng。
“hahaha......”
wozhixiangrangtaqingxingyidian。
haimeixianghaozenmegentajieshitadechujing，pangbianyigecongxiaogentanggewandehaodexiongdi，jiulenghengleyisheng。
“heng!zuge，nijiushiduitataikeqile，taxuexihao，buguoshigemeiyongdehuajiazi。”
“xiaoshihouyeyepianxinta，taoyanni，wozhenshitinigandaobuping。”
“daolejintian，ninkaizhebaomayijinhaixiang，ertakaizheyiliangpodazhong，danpingzheiyidianjiugaoxialipan。”
“gengbuyongshuoyuanjianxuexiaodeshiqingle。”
zheiweixiongdishuowan，mizheyansaoleyiyanwodedazhongche，lianshangdebuxiezhijiebianchenglechixiao。
“hehe?zuge，nincaizenmezhe?”
“jiuzheiliangpodazhonghaishitazude!”
“qiantianwogenniyiqiquzhaowangzong，tantouzixiaoxuedeshiqingdeshihou，mingmingjiukandaozheiliangchele，paihaoyiyang!”
woxinlihenqingchu，tamenyiqiquzuchedeshihou，shouliyusuanbugou，wodeyuangongjitamentuijianlezheiliangdazhong。
houlaiwodezhuli，yejiushitamenkouzhongdewangzong，anzhaowodezhishi，babaomamianfeizujiletamen。
tanggelianshangdeqingshixianeryijian，queyongyuzhongxinzhangdekouqipipingwo：
“akun，dajiadoushicongyiqiongerbaiguolaide，geerjigebuhuidikanniyiyan。”
“suoyinimeibiyaolangfeidajiaqian，quzuyiliangzheimehaodedazhong。”
zhouweilikebaofayizhenhongxiao。
“yaokungejuxiaole，jizudedarizibushirangnihuilaizhuangde。”
“ai，yekeyilijie，bijingcunliweiyidedaxuesheng，bukailiangchehuilaipabierenchuojilianggu。”
mianduizhouweirendechaoxiao，weihunqilicuilanyaozhexiachun，manliantonghong。
guolaiyibazhangchouzaiwodelianshang。
啪!
“yaokun，wozhenshixialeyanle，dangchuzenmehenizheizhongrendinglehun!”
shuowan，tatouyebuhuidizuanjinletanggedebaomali，pengdiyishengguanshanglechemen。
kanzhechexiababadefentou，wowuxinhelicuilanjijiao。
而是冷声对堂哥说：
“liyaozu，daodisheidecheshizude，sheixinliqingchu。”
“woyebuxiangtaolunzheigewenti，xianzainikuaibachenuokai。”
tanggejiuxiangbeicaidaoleweibayiyang，tabaonule，henhenbaxueqieshuaizaidishang。
“nisuanshenmedongxi，ganyongzheizhongkouqigenwoshuohua?”
“zheishiwojiadedi，gainuozoudeshiniba!”
“geerjige，baguhuibaochulai，rangtabanuozou!”
tanggezaojiuheneijigehuojishanglianghaole，ciketayishenglingxia，jigerennazhetiexianjiubaoleqilai。
wohongzheyankuangchongguoquyaozuzhi，tanggezaojiuanpaihaodelianggeren，yizuoyiyoubawojiazhu。
wozhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhetamenbaowobadefen。
qinqimenxiangyaoquanshuo，tanggepaoxiao：“zheishiwomenliangjiadeshiqing，nimenbuyaochashou。”
ranhouningzhengdiduizhewobadefendaxiaoqilai。
“hahaha......shushu，dangnianninajiafachouwodeshihou，meixiangdaohuiyoujintianba?”
“还有你。”
tazhizhewo：“jiusuannicongxiaobiwoyouxiu，nideweihunqibuhaishizuojinlewodebaoma?”
“nimenfuziliang，zhipeibeiwocaizaijiaoxia。”
tazhanzaiwobadefentoushang，huangusizhousuoyouren。
“cengjingzhenggecunmeiyigerenkandeqiwo，danneiyouzenyang?”
“huangtianbufukuxinren，nimenzheibangnituizi，zuizhongbuhaidekaowojinimenjianxuexiao?”
“sheinengxiangdao，zanmenlijiawa，zuizhongzhiyounimenzuikanbuqideliyaozu，cainengzuodaoguangzongyaozu!”
shuowan，taheleyikoutantujinfenkengli。
呸!
“doukankanba，nimenjiyuhouwangdedaxuesheng，yebuguoshiyigelianzijiqindiedefen，douhubuzhudefeiwueryi!”
mianduizheizhongxiuru，wozhengtuoshufu，chongguoquxiangyaozouta。
“住手!”
yishengnuhe，zuzhangzhongyulaile，wozheicaifangxiaxinlai。
meixiangdaozuzhangquechoulewoyibazhang。
“ninalaidedanzi?jingganduiyaozudongshoudongjiao?”