“ei！yanyan！wodebaobeisunxifuer！kuaiguolai，guolairangyeyeqiaoqiaopanglehaishishoule！”
bingchuangshangzuozhegeyuemoqishiduosuidelaoren，toufajihuquanbaile，dankanshangquyijiujingshenyiyi，yiyanjiujiaoliyanyanjuedeqinjin。
xinlideweizhimoshengyixiazibeichongsan，liyanyanzoudaobingchuangqian，guaiguaiqiaoqiaodehanlesheng，“yeye！”
“rangwokankan！yanyanjintiangenyiqianhenbuyiyangni！”fenglaoyezilianshangxiaoyiyanbuzhu，zhuazheliyanyandeshou，nakannamanyi。
liyanyanyouxiebuhaoyisi，“jintianlaikanyeye，suoyixianghuangefengge！”
wenyanpangbiandefengchimosihuwangtazheibiankanleyiyan，lianggerenmuguangduishileyishun，liyanyankanjiantayandidejifenxixue，danzhishicongcongyipie。
“hahaha，”fenglaoyezikaihuaidaxiao，“haishiyanyanxiaoshun！”takanleyiyanpangbianshafashangkanbaozhidefengchimo，yourenbuzhunaqiyigeshuiguorengguoqu，“buxiangzheigechouxiaozi！”
liyanyan：“……？！”
shenmeqingkuang？weishenmekanyangzifengchimodeyeyezheimexihuanziji？
那这婚……
liyanyanrenbuzhukanxiangyibiandefengchimo。
guobuqiran，fengchimozhimomojiezhushuiguo，juekoubutilihundeshiqing。
“yanyan，genyeyejiang，xiaomoyoumeiyouqifuni？”fenglaoyezijitadilegebohaodeshuiguo。
liyanyanjieguo，xianglexiang，“meiyou，taduiwotinghaode。”
kanyeyezheiyangzi，gujishihaibuzhidaotagenfengchimodehunyinzhishiheyue。
liyanyanyeyinyinyueyuecaidaolezijiweishenmehuigenfengchimojiehun，gujishifengyeyenianshiyigao，jizherangtachengjia，suoyikanzhongletabei。
“nia！”sheizhi，fenglaoyezitanlekouqi，“shahaizi，nihaititashuohua！”
“yeye，”yibianfengchimoqishen，sihukaikouzhunbeishuoshenme。
“nijiwobizui！”fenglaoyeziyiyandenghuiqu，“wogenyanyanshuohua，nichashenmezui！”
黎烟烟：“……”
fengchimomeimaodongledong，meishuohua，muguangquejinggaodekanleliyanyanyiyan。
liyanyanzhazhayan，jiazhuangmeikanjian。
sheijiaotazaijiadeshihouqifuta，haiyongbingshuiduizhetadelianchong，heng！
“yanyan，nifangxin，zhiyaowozheibalaogutouhaizaiyitian，womenfengjiadesunxifujiuzhiyouniyige！chouxiaoziruguoganzaiwaimianrenshishenmeyingyingyanyan，jinguangaosuwo，wojiafasihou！”
fenglaoyezibianshuobiankanzhefengchimo，poyouzhenshedeyisi。
liyanyanshunzhelaoyezidemuguangwangguoqu，fengchimosihuzaoyijingxiguan，yijiulengzheyizhanglian，shuangshouchadouzhanzaichuangkou。
kanjianliyanyanwangguolaidemuguang，tatiaolexiamei，yilianlengmo。
狗男人！
liyanyandunshiyouxiangdaozhiqianfangjianlideshiqing。
“yeye！”liyanyanhuranxiangdaoshenme，denglefengchimoyiyan，zhuanshenchongfenglaoyezidao，“wodangranshishebudelikaichimole，danshitagangcaihaishuoyaodaiwoquminzhengjulihun……”
shuohuajian，liyanyanshishidejichuyiliangdiyanleilai。
guoran，fenglaoyezilikemiansedabian，zheihuizhijiejiuzheshoushangdebaowenbeijiuwangfengchimoneibianzaguoqu，“lihun？！nixiaozibudelea！wozheicaizhuyuanjitian，nidouyaofanletianle！”
“yeye！”fengchimoceshendangguozaguolaideshuibei，mianseyansujifen。
“dangchuwoweishenmejiehun，yuanyinniyeshizhidaode。”
“shuohaolewunian，jiushiwunian。”
fengchimominzhechun，biaoqingrenzhen。
“哎哎哎！”
fenglaoyeziwuzhexiongkouwanghoudao，liyanyanganjinfuzheta，“yeye！nizenmele！”
fenglaoyezichongtazhazhayan，jixuzhuangyundao，“wozheiyibalaogutouai，zongyouyitianbeizheichouxiaozijihuohuoqisi！”
fengchimokanleyanpangbiandexinzangqiboqi，fenminghenpingwen，“yeye，”talengzhelianyuqipingdandao，“dangchujiehunshiyinweihaizi，rujinnanbaoyeyijingwusuile，erqiewogenliyanyandeshiqingyeconglaimeiyoumanguota，suoyi，ninzhidaode。”
等等？
什么什么？
liyanyanzhenggerenlengzhu，tagangcaitingjianshenmele？
孩子？南宝？五岁？
！！！tatata，dangchubuhuishixiezishangweiba？！
yejiushishuo，ta，liyanyan，yijingyouyigewusuidadehaizile？！